@doomsdayy2k sent: “ I owe you a great reward. Only, I have none. ”
“ ah— are you drunk? ” they asked, a frown of concern present on their face, yet a glint of curiosity illuminating their eyes. “ because you don't ... own me anything that i remember. and if you're drunk at least you could share a little, no? ” god or the universe or whatever being above them having a blast with their current situation knew a sip of alcohol burning down their throat would work wonders for them right now.












