#don'tjudgeme

Based on another post I made...

Imagine Boba breeding you on his throne.

"Bo, please..."

"Hold still princess, I don't want you wasting a drop..."

pretty sure this has been done yet but since we all bored in lockdown

and you’re home at last from a tiring day of work. You slop onto the couch, throwing your arms aside in exhaustion. You just sit there, staring at the ceiling fan as the blades keep spinning round and round like the planets around the sun.

 It takes a few moments  for you to realize that you’re gazing at nothing in particular, your vision out of focus, but being the lazy ass you are, you just leave it be. You’re too tired to even get up and change out of your clothes, let alone cook! Thank God for food delivery, you think, as you take out your phone, wondering what to order. As if your very soul were guiding you, you order a pizza which, as it turns out, will take an hour and a half to arrive due to really bad traffic (and the pizzeria being far away). You decide to take a long, relaxing bath before the food arrives.. 

You get the water heater running and then put on some music on Spotify™. You undress and jump into the shower and the next thing you know, you end up vibing to ‘Lush Life’ by Zara Larsson while hopping out of that calming shower. 

You get dressed and turn on Netflix on the telly and as soon as you sit down, your doorbell rings. You get up, find the pizza delivery guy standing outside, take your pizza away from him It’s my pizza, goddamit!!

You plop down in front of the TV and continue watching your movie where you left it off. As you take a bite, however, you feel this weird sensation in your nose.

 No. You immediately realize what’s gonna happen.

No! You can’t stop it.

No!! It’s too late.

You sneeze and bits of pizza fly out of your damn mouth and all around the mothereffin’ house. You look around and go, “ Well, that’s fuckin’ great..”

Children- *crickets*

Me - negative self talk is when the our voice inside our head isn't nice to us, tells us mean things, calls us down. This exercise will help with that!

12 year old - I don't have that. Like, at all.

Me, in my head -

Well GOOD for YOU

Me IRL -

Yes, Ninja Sex Party (NSP) is the name of a comedy band and you cannot be any more sceptical about them from the name than I was. Especially given how judgemental I was at the time (and honestly still am). But I eventually got into them, and their upbeat and humorous songs eventually helped get me through some emotionally difficult periods at university.

  But while their songs are frequently about murder (hence Ninja), sex (hence Sex) and just having a grand old time (…yes, Party), they occasionally resonate with me due to what I personally take from them. A quick, slightly less serious example is from their song… 6969. I hesitated here for a while because how do I follow with something serious after such an immature name? Basically in the song they travel to the year 6969 because it’s the “sexiest” year, only to find out that the Council of Dick Elders have banned sex, most clothing and human touch. It’s a disturbing look in a 1984-esc dystopia where people are controlled through the management and restriction of sex.

 There is the already pretty serious song “Danny don’t you know” which is a touching song about the lead singer talking to his younger self. I should mention that Danny is actually a part of the Game Grumps You Tube channel so his listeners know him as a person which gives this would-be-trite song an impact that others lack, and thus actually sounds sincere.

  A lot of the song revolves around Danny’s insecurities growing up, about sex and popularity, and then into his present success with NSP and Game Grumps. There is a moment where he is getting worked up with the crowd when the crowd starts chanting “D-A-N-N-Y! He cries almost all the time” which obviously bothers him and he reassures himself with “Shake it off, shake it off” before getting straight back into the song.

  Wait, what’s what I’m impressed with? Yeah, because the Danny in that one line shows a hell of a lot of hard-earned self-assuredness and confidence which is fantastic. But even more than that, he’s exposing a lot of his inner self to his fans, a part of him that has been visible during his You Tube career but emphasised here.

 Just quickly before the end I want to bring up Road Trip where Danny is falling for a woman and decides to…run away. To run away and have sex with everybody.

  Why does a prude like me respect this so much? Why should an ordinary, sexually permissive person respect this? I actually don’t, that part is irrelevant. I respect the fact that this guy could have dropped everything he loved (boning) for the sake of love which is really-fucking-unhealthy.

  We are told by authority figures, our peers and literally every medium out there that love is the most important thing and that sacrifices should be made, but that is a very unhealthy approach. Love is a compromise, not a sacrifice. There may be sacrifices but that is not the same.

so I took the best part of the song and looped the fuck out of it because i can and it’s beautiful and i have no life everything about this line just kills me