#don't work

dudes and dudette group chat—august 14, 2:13PM [ injun ] : y/n, why are you friends with us ?? [ you ] : i ask myself that literally every single day  [ hyuckie ] : wow [ nana ] : sigh [ you ] : i’m kidding i love you guys [ injun ] : don’t you want girls to hang out with  [ you ] : maybe you guys should get girlfriends then. [ *insert dolphin noises* ] : oooo she got y’all there  [ you ] : that includes you [ *insert dolphin noises* ] : im literally gay  [ you ] : oh yeah  [ *insert dolphin noises* ] : CLOWN [ jenojelly ] : you know  [ jenojelly ] : i kinda want a girlfriend too [ nana ] : same  [ jisung pork ] : sadly……………….. same [ you ] : then get girlfriends [ jisung pork ] : it’s not that easy  [ you ] : yes. it is [ jenojelly ] : easy for you to say   [ jenojelly ] : you already have like at least two guys who would want to go out with you [ you ] : wdym  [ jenojelly ] : … i’ve said too much [ injun ] : choose your next words very carefully, jeno [ jenojelly ] : i’ll just back away for now  [ you ] : LEE JENO [ *insert dolphin noises* ] : n e ways [ *insert dolphin noises* ] : let’s make it a bet [ injun ] : oh no [ hyuckie ] : i’m intrigued [ jenojelly ] : me too [ you ] : of course you are, you competitive freaks [ hyuckie ] : that hurts [ hyuckie ] : that truly hurts [ *insert dolphin noises* ] : we start school on monday [ jenojelly ] : great observation  [ *insert dolphin noises* ] : starting on monday until the end of the school year, how about the last person to get a girlfriend has to do a punishment [ jenojelly ] : that’s not fair, what about you and y/n ?? [ *insert dolphin noises* ] : fine we’ll do it too [ *insert dolphin noises* ] : *the last person to get cuffed [ injun ] : more important question  [ injun ] : what does the loser have to do [ *insert dolphin noises* ] : loser pays 50 bucks to everyone [ injun ] : with our broke asses? [ nana ] : ^ [ *insert dolphin noises* ] : true  [ *insert dolphin noises* ] : how about loser drinks toilet water [ jenojelly ] : too easy [ you ] : UM ???? [ hyuckie ] : been there, done that  [ you ] : HYUCK ??? EW ??? [ jenojelly ] : it needs to be something big [ hyuckie ] : read “public”  [ *insert dolphin noises* ] : wait what’s our school mascot again  [ nana ] : a cow  [ jisung pork ] : chenle you don’t even know the university’s mascot? [ *insert dolphin noises* ] : i couldn’t care less about cowtrina the cow [ *insert dolphin noises* ] : loser has to wear a cow suit and go around campus mooing for a whole day  [ you ] : … [ hyuckie ] : ITS PERFECT [ nana ] : chenle your mind… it’s immaculate  [ jisung pork ] : uhh [ you ] : how did this go from a conversation about me wanting girl friends to a bet [ hyuckie ] : this is way more interesting than you [ you ] : thanks [ hyuckie ] : *kissing emoji* [ *insert dolphin noises* ] : alright let’s make it official. all those participating say deal [ jenojelly ] : deal  [ hyuckie ] : deal deal deal  [ nana ] : deal. someone’s about to get some nana lovin [ jisung pork ] : i mean i guess … deal  [ you ] : y’all are we really doing this  [ jenojelly ] : yes [ hyuckie ] : YES !! [ you ] : fine. deal. [ injun ] : oh dear here we go [ injun ] : deal.