#don't ask

Jon: Oh? OH?!

Flatline: THIS IS A SAFE SPACE WHY IS HE HERE?!

Billy Batson: Oh hello Mister Batman.

Sam: Furry.

Valerie: Totally.

Tucker: Wait, That's your Dad??

Damian: As I stated Pharaoh.

Tucker: I don't know why I was thinking he would be just a guy. Not the whole cosplay of the dark knight.

Sam: Dumbass he is the dark knight.

Billy: Can confirm, The witch is right.

Sam: Aye.

Tucker: Wait You are actually Robin???

Damian: Huntress did you hit him with your hoverboard again?

Valerie: Maybe? Foley how many fingers am I holding up?

Tucker: One and you are not very pg friendly about it.

Valerie: I say he is fine.

Damian: Hm.

Bruce: This was not what I was expecting.

Danny: Eh- Are you a talker? Why am I asking you? Damian, is he gonna be a problem?

Damian: I promise you Father would like to observe this well.

Danny: Hey, this is my place. My place my rules I don't care if you are like a century old. Sit where you like, foods in the kitchen that's the blue curtains over there. Does he know where he is?

Damian: He followed no questions.

Danny: Time works differently here so understand that you might feel like an 8 hour session but it's like 3 hours your time. No talking if I'm dming, if you want to change before sitting I can see if my older brothers clothes are still here. No promises.

Bruce: I will be fine.

Danny: Suit yourself weirdo.

Babe give me your dice.

Billy: Why?

Danny: Because you are always subconsciously infusing them with luck.

Billy: Oh yeah.

Damian: You didn't forget.

Flatline: Damn Marvel I thought we taught you to be a better liar.

Damian: Phantom, am I out of penalty?

Danny: Hmm, for now you are safe.

Billy: How is that fair?!

Sam: You were late because you wanted to be romantic. Bird boy was being stalked.

Damian: Remind me to not heal your druid.

Sam: I hope you get mauled by a Dragon.

Flatline: Yo Bard please tell me you did your calculations before this session this time.

Tucker: Yes you ratty rogue.

Valerie: Dm are me and SB good to make our characters marry?

Danny: Barbarian and Priest? Yeah sure.

Jon: Yes! Under the divine luminous moon you will be cured!

Billy: My Paladin is missing a sheet?

Danny: Nah I have it, you left it on my nightstand.

Billy: Oh thank gods for you.

Danny: You need a binder.

Billy: Im homeless?

Danny: You live with me??

Dabble inspired by Universal Dice

PETER CLAFFEY

Something about eating an entire bowl of malanga fritters until you give yourself a tummy ache.

it's right there and i just wanna jump on it. while he's still in his uniform.