#dolett

Story time (tw:creepy (not in the good way) guys): When I was in the store where I took this photo I thought I saw the actor Steven Yuen for a split second and so I looked at someone and squinted for a sec (I’m nearsighted). If it was him I was just gonna be like “totally random but thank you for your work I’ve really enjoyed it, have a nice day,” and walk away. (I did meet him once at a convention and he seemed very nice.) It wasn’t him. After I left the store I was on the same block further down the street (keep in mind this is a city so the blocks are kinda big) and I felt a hand on my shoulder and heard “hey,” and turned around to see THE SAME GUY FOLLOWED ME OUT. Unless he was just standing behind one that someone had left out this man had a shopping cart with stuff inside. If it was him he either RAN to the register and bought it or just left it there just so he could follow me out. I kinda just stand there for a sec and wonder if he’s gonna tell me I dropped something or if it’s about to get creepy. It was the latter.

At first he just goes “I like your style,” and I just go “thanks,” and then he goes “you know, you look like a cat.” Of all things to say to me....this man....tells me....I look like a cat. Apparently Cats would have been better if they had just cast me! (I mean, he’s not entirely wrong, and I do have kind of a cat like face, but still. Weird thing to say to a complete stranger who you just FOLLOWED.) So then he goes ON about how my eyes are like a cat cause they’re “mischievous,” and you can’t really tell what a cat is thinkining but I honestly was just thinking “oh my God someone save me from this conversation.” I can’t remember what else he was trying to say because I finally turned around and BOOKED it for the local subway. I should have told him I wanted to go on a date but taken him to an animal rights organization cause apprently this man wants to f*ck a cat.

Now I KNOW that’s not Steven Yuen cause Steven Yuen would NEVER.