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Have you ever wanted to write something spooky involving your favorite blorbos? Maybe something spooky AND vaguely horny?

Reblog this post and see what you get sent. Write a short (or long, I can’t tell you what to do) prompt with a line of dialogue!

1) “I think we have a ghost.”

2) “Why do you have garlic hanging on the door?”

3) “You can’t bite my neck, that’s too obvious.”

4) “What exactly is this…costume supposed to be?”

5) “To be honest, I don’t have a great hankering to go into the big spooky house.”

6) “Yes, I do think werewolves are real. Would you like to make fun of me some more?”

7) “Don’t think were goin’ anywhere with Count Dracula over there.”

8) “I think you’ll find it’s Frankenstein’s monster, not Frankenstein.”

9) “No offense but I’m getting swamp monster vibes.”

10) “I’m allowed to be a slut on Halloween.”

11) “Aren’t you a little old to be trick or treating?”

12) “Like taking candy from a strange man in a mummy costume.”

13) “Michael Meyers wouldn’t put up with this.”

14) “The ghostface mask stays on during sex.”

15) “I’m not going near a haunted house. You know how I get, I’ll just end up punching someone.”

16) “I can’t be here. Witches always want virgin sacrifices and unfortunately, I fit the bill.”

17) “If you say his name three times…”

18) “I’m not going near a ouija board, so you can stop right there.”

19) “This isn’t scooby doo and I refuse to be Velma. Glasses or not.”

20) “I thought a vampire would have a cooler house, if I’m being honest.”

21) “You ate all my candy. Again.”

22) “I didn’t invite you to pumpkin carving just so you could make fun of my vision.”

23) “This has to be the laziest attempt at a costume I’ve ever seen. I’m into it.”

24) “Halloween is about being both inhumanly scary and ridiculously gay.”

25) “And what if the escaped convict is one of us? What then?”

26) “I’m never doing an escape room with you again.”

27) “What’s not horny about corn mazes?”

28) “I know he’s wearing a scary mask but that isn’t going to stop me.”

29) “If I have a heart attack, I’m blaming it on you.”