a follow up to this

A -> Aftercare— What are they like after sex?

You cannot convince me he’s not accidentally a jerk. He falls asleep right after. No bath. No water. He’s passed out. Sometimes he doesn’t even pull out of you! He just lays down with you and starts to fall asleep, everything else is a drag in the moment.

B -> Body part— Their favourite body part of you and themselves?

For you, your chest, he loves laying his head on it no matter your body type.

He does not have one for himself, maybe his hands if I really had to give an answer?

C -> Cum— Anything to do with cum, basically.

Mf does NOT know how to do the pull out method. He practically always comes in you, it’s usually up to you to pull out for him. But he’s also fine with coming on your stomach or thighs, he likes the sight.

D -> Dirty secret— A dirty secret of theirs?

Loves when you suck him off when he’s playing video games.

E -> Experience— How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?

Virgin all the way. He’s sloppy, but as you do it more and more often he gets better insanely fast.

F -> Favourite position— Their favourite position?

COWGIRL. That way you can do all the work!! I think we all saw this coming.

G -> Goofy— Are they serious or goofy in the moment?

He’s in the middle— He’s just so him in his usual way. He’s lazy and so nonchalant it pisses you off.

H -> Hair— How well groomed are they? Do the carpet match the drapes, etc..

You have to force him to do it if it bothers you— He barely takes care of himself, he is so hairy bru.

I -> Intimacy— How are they in the moment, in a romantic aspect.

Erm, he ain’t that romantic. If you wanted rose petals leading to the bed, you are in for a world of disappointment. All he’s doing is hand-holding, kissing, but even then you mostly initiate them.

J -> Jerking off— Masturbation headcannon(s)

PSHHH. Not at all. It’s such a bother. He usually goes to you. He won’t even touch himself, only if you ask but he’s inexperienced with himself.

K -> Kink— One or more of their kinks.

Cockwarming, lazy sex, morning sex…

L -> Location— Favorite places to do what they do.

The bed. It’s by far the most comfortable for him, and he can fall askeep right after.

M -> Motivation— What turns them on.

It’s hard for him to get turned on… Maybe if you’re really direct like grinding on him. Even if you try hinting it his slow ass won’t get it at all.

N -> No— Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs…

Public sex…

O -> Oral— Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc…

He’s really good with his tongue strangely enough, but he prefers sitting back and doing whatever while he receives.

P -> Pace— Are they fast and rough, slow and sensual?

SLOW BUT ROUGH. He doesn’t mean to, but he likes seeing you struggle with that kind of pace.

Q -> Quickie— Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc…

okay, he would definitely do quickies often while playing a game or something. They are OFTEN. He likes them quite a bit.

R -> Risk— Are they game on experiment? Do they take risks? Etc…

He’ll do it if you want, risks are up to you, but as long as he can sleep afterwards he’s game.

S -> Stamina— How long can they last?

He has great stamina, but he tends to stop after 2-3 rounds cause he’s satisfied.

T -> Toys— Do they own toys? Do they use them? On their partner of themselves?

He would use toys on you if you like them, it just means less work for him so hell yeah.

U -> Unfair— How much they like to tease.

He doesn’t tease at all— It’s like he just wants to get it over with.

V -> Volume— How loud are they? What sounds do they make?

He’s a moaneeeer. Just overall quieter, lazy sounds.

W -> Wild card— A random headcannon for the character.

Does not give a fuck about lingerie…

Y -> Yearning— How high is their sex drive?

It’s an average sex drive for a healthy teenager, even if he makes it seem like it’s a drag, he really enjoys it. Neither of you asks more than the other.

Z -> Zzz— How quickly do they fall asleep afterward?

The level of NARCISISTIC PERSONALITY DISORDER with this woman.

Just when I thought she couldn’t get any worse after that Vogue interview, the part where her mother warned her about marrying a famous person, saying, “You’re going to struggle not being the first person people look at when you walk into a room.”….wh….WHO SAYS THAT?! Who thinks that way? The same person who posted this, I guess…“Married the wrong one…”, like there was a Sears catalogue of famous musicians and your highness had to pick one as it is nothing...Copernicus called you know…and it’s not you, honey!

I’m sorry that he was NEVER in love with you, I’m sorry that he NEVER even wrote ONE SONG about you during your twenty-something years together (yeah, She is Love, There She Blows, and the one with the flying and the mountain INCLUDED! but hey, we’ll always have Greedy Soul), I’m sorry that both of you USED each other in a not-so-genuine but somehow necessary relationship that at least produced two beautiful children… but, you already know all that.

So, as a Tumblr user rarely says: GET OVER IT! Don’t use serious issues like WAR, death, and other people’s pain as an outlet to promote your regrets, jealousy, or whatever psychological crisis you’re in. It looks and feels dishonest. If you really want to help, use your circle of “famous friends” that you’ve been bragging about, not the easy social media way—actually get up and DO something!

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