walks in such a straight line.. uh-oh. wait a minute. he’s coming up on a rock, is he gonna go around? nope. straight over the rock.

REGE-JEAN PAGE as XENK YENDAR in DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES (2023) for @newmoonxy

“I wanna kill you.” “I’m yours. I’m all yours.”

He’s a lot bigger then Ladybird but boy can that orc beg and plead

As much as I'd love to try other dnd shows, I truly have only so much energy for one show at a time. Espeically when those episodes range from 3-5 hours each.

I use to watch Dark and Dicey, I think it was called before I even knew CR existed. It was fun and chaotic. As dnd usually is.

He's based off the mata mata turtle

He has the standard Tortle origin of being raised by his parents for about a year before they die and leave him to embark on his own quest by himself.

He likes food cause he likes the chemistry behind it since cooking is a bunch of chemical changes he thinks it's like magic that if you mix flour, water and yeast together and then let it sit for a bit and cook it you get bread.

He spends his time wandering around the world looking for different herbs and different ingredients so he can taste new foods and expand his knowledge of cooking.

When he was 16 he lost his arm cause he saw a watermill and was interested by it but he got too close and his hand got stuck in it which caused him to lose it. Fortunately the owner of the watermill was home and when he found Chelata he felt bad and decited to give him a new arm.

The owner of the watermill was an artificer and gave him a hook which runs on electricity so it can heat up to heat up the temperature of the beaker he puts in his hook.

Speaking if which he got bored while he was in the water ill for a few weeks so he read some books that the owner had and he realized alchemy was like cooking because he can mix different things together to make potions. The artificer also taught him more about alchemy and gave him the basic knowledge of it.

Trinket Busters is out today on DMs Guild! 

A collection of 52 different weapons, each with magical special abilities and powerful finishing moves that can turn the tide of battle! 

I don’t know if anyone remembers, but I’m on Patreon (it’s been some time since i did anything on patreon, so sorry about that) but I’ve been working on some little projects that I’ll be putting up there for my patreons. I’m DMing my first few games of dnd soon and have gone pretty far down the rabbit hole in prep. Later this week I’ll be posting my small village free roam murder mystery dnd game. It’s built for 5th edition so if you’re interested jump on my patreon and have a look. This one will be free for public viewing but future ones will be for a small cost (literally sign up for $1 minimum per post and you’ll see it all). I can’t say much here cos my players follow me on tumblr (also @my players you can’t subscribe to my patreon now sorry) but the murder mystery is fucking detailed. And I have another story planned that I’ll put up next week but I’m not saying anything about it cos it’s my first time playing w that group and i don’t want to spoil the surprise. I’ll describe it next week.