#dizznee plus

if you think about it what dex did in everblaze is the elf equivalent of stem majors accepting a postgrad job at lockheed martin

unraveled had gay people in it so they had to be balanced out with homophobic iggy. it's the law of equivalent exchange

homophobic christians complaining about unraveled are really like i can excuse horse fucking but i draw the line at acknowledging gay people exist

someone who started reading kotlc as a middle schooler in 2012 could conceivably have a child by the time the last book comes out

i can fix her (book series that started with potential but slowly collapsed due to 6 books of bad plot and character decisions)

get those damn crests OFF keefe and the songs’ cloaks, their families don’t deserve that acknowledgement

if keefe has a photographic memory, and elves develop more than humans before birth (e.g. come out already talking), then is it possible that keefe remembers being in the womb

all the councillors are fucking each other btw. "but they're supposed to be celibate" have you seen the number of children fathered by popes