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"You guys are WAY too comfortable of having explicit stuff happen to you..."

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"Oh, I'm a chosen of a legendary"
How the fuck am I literally a legendary and mythical who only fucking knows what is going on with that shit second hand?
That isn't a thing here. Unless you count my girlfriend or like... ceremonial titles claimed by certain offices.
Just... this is dumb. I'm a jirachi, yet random ass human teens know more about this than me. Stupid.
When you have information you shouldn't have.
Why do people keep thinking she's a virgin?? Does she really give off that energy??
When your fucking lady friend psychoanalyzes you so well it pisses you the fuck off.

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what if harmonic convergence granted me waterbending like how the airbenders got airbending randomly
would that help my boyfriend stay hydrated or
"Unfortunately, I have to go out back and put my boyfriend down, so if you'll pardon me-"
Never going to not be amused by potential “non-fighting” interactions between Astor, Link, and Zelda. 🤣
In “Royal prophet” verses, I definitely imagine Astor could have been a source of validation for Zelda—while he was simultaneously leading her astray from her destiny.
Astor and Zelda just chilling there like—
Astor: No, yeah, *fuck your Dad*—
Zelda: I mean…
Astor: No, no “I mean,” he’s being an idiot, and you’re coming up with actual solutions.
Zelda: …he wouldn’t even look at my notes—
Astor: See???