#dirfmas

(I was tagged by thefuzzhead - yay thanks!)

Rule 1: Always post the rules.

Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write your 10 questions.

Rule 3: Tag 10 people and link them to the post.

Rule 4: Actually tell the people you tagged that you tagged them.

Questions:

1. What is the biggest city you’ve ever been to? 

Either Boston, Massachusetts or Halifax, Nova Scotia

2. Describe your ideal pizza. 

Stuffed crust, fluffy dough, sweet sauce, extra cheese, pineapples, and ham/bacon

3. what is your favorite line from a book?

"If my love were an ocean,

There would be no more land.

If my love were a desert,

You would only see sand.

If my love were a star--

Late at night, only light.

And if my love could grow wings,

I'd be a soaring in flight."

Thirteen Reasons Why by Jay Asher

Or by the same guy and book

"You can't stop the future, you can't rewind the past, the only way to learn the secret... is to press play."

4. Have you ever flown on a plane?

Hell no. I've never been on one, and I'm scared shitless to

5. Describe the nicest fancy outfit for you. 

Plain dress, most likely with lace, colorful bright leggings/tights, black heels, and a necklace.

6. What was your first date?

Oh god, here we go! I was 15, he was 17. His name was Phil. We'd been dating for like two weeks or something. We we're going to the movies, but he wanted me to get myself there. So My sister brought me and I was wearing this stupid bright orange sweatshirt from my field hockey team. And I was obviously late. We went to see Cirque Du Freak cuz we were both fans of the books. He held my hand for the first two minutes of the movie, said his hand was cramping and then ignored me for the rest of the movie and talked to his brother, whom he awkwardly brought along.

Then we went to Taco Bell after, and I had only been to McDonald's a few times in my life so I had no idea what the fuck to get and had no idea there was so many different types of tacos in the world. He ordered me three fucking softshelled tacos. I ate one.

THE RIDE HOME was the most awkward thing ever. His brother drove while Phil and I sat in the back. I had fallen asleep between them "joking" about throwing me out of the moving vehicle (their bat shit crazy mom's mini van, how romantic) and listening to heavy metal and screaming (it was all our favorite genre at the time) when he decided to kiss me. He moved my hair that had fallen into my face and it was cute until he shoved his tongue down my throat. The seven seas of his saliva drained into my mouth and tasted like tacos.

The end.

7. If you could master one skill without effort, what would it be?

Social skills!

8. What is your favorite place to relax? 

Somewhere dim, warm, comfy, and has either quiet music or nature.

9. What is your favorite smell? 

The scent of a man who's been wearing the same kind of cologne/deodorant for years and it's grown on him. Mmmmmhmmmmmmm.

10. What is the worst thing you have said in front of a child? 

Probably a cuss word

ALRIGHTY, MY QUESTIONS

1. Who was your first crush?

2. Describe your favorite meal.

3.Your favorite noise in the world?

4. When you look at someone, what's the first thing you look at?

5. If you could eat/drink only one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?

6. Do you have more of your mother's features or your father's?

7. If you could give anything to the person you love, what would it be?

8. Would you rather have hot summer all year long, or cold winter?

9. How would you tell someone you like them?