#dilfcourse

i thought the fandom agreed after @ash-and-starlight

amazing artwork here

wilbur spits out his coffee right onto techno’s shirt.

“wow, thanks wil,” the piglin says grimly, but wilbur ignores him, turning towards tommy.

“what did you say tommy?”

tommy blinks at him, as oblivious as tommy is when saying these sorts of things, “that i’m a dilf?”

tubbo laughs from where he was seated on the couch and ranboo hides a smile behind his hand. wilbur groans loudly into his arms.

techno mourns his good shirt.

“where did you even learn that word, mate?” phil asks with a raised brow, looking back at them as he continues washing the dishes.

“why? is it bad? i figured it meant ‘really cool’ or something?”

“it’s something like that, but not really...” ranboo says, trailing off, “why did you think it meant ‘cool’?”

tommy perks up, “cause people call phil and wilbur ‘dilfs’ all the time!”

phil drops a plate. tubbo dissolves back into raucous laughter. “i am not a dilf!” phil exclaims, exasperated.

“oh i definitely am,” wilbur says, brushing his hair back.

“why aren’t i considered a dilf?” techno asks. wilbur rolls his eyes at him, “you don’t even have a child, tech,”

“what’s being a parent have to do with being a dilf?” tommys asks, furrowing his brows, “i can be a parent too!”

the boy turns to henry, lounging at the floor and chewing at the carpet, “you can be my son, henry! a good boy, you are!”

“you are not a dilf, tommyinnit,” wilbur says, with an air of finality.

“why not?”

techno snorts. tubbo gasps for air as he hits his head on the couch dramatically.

ranboo sighs, then leans over to whisper what the word really meant to a confused tommy.

“oh,” tommy says.

-avocado anon

Dsmp fandom:

like i know there was at least one occasion where niall made a wildly offensive joke and ronan laughed but both Declan & gansey were like