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(for @gyllenhaalsjakes)

↳ When a crime goes unpunished, the world is unbalanced. When a wrong is unavenged, the heavens look down on us in shame. We too must die for this circle of vengeance to be closed. We will leave this record of our courage so that the world will know who we were and what we did. Tonight we will regain our honor and avenge our lord. None of us knows how long he shall live or when his time will come. But soon all that will be left of our brief lives is the pride our children feel when they speak our names. Now we are forty-seven.

How Star Wars The Last Jedi Should Have Ended

~ Sleepless - Issue #5

Let it go. It’s alright.

One day, one moment, my life was changed forever. Five lives would never be the same. One moment and our would was shattered.

Hello and welcome to the Buzzfeed Unsolved Animated Holiday Special! Oh look at that, we’re animated…You look just like you! Yeah! Do I look like me? Yeah, close enough.

Throwing clowns in here just makes no goddamn sense! You’re already as spooky as it is. Do not be afraid! What was that there was a cranky creek! Oh look it’s the exit! If any of you fuckers try to sneak up on me, just know I’m gonna catch you on camera and I’m going to expose everyone to your little games!