#diego ask

“No you won’t.” Diego rolled his eyes at her, trying not to laugh at the words, seeing that she wouldn’t have hurt a fly, let alone another person, but to see this side of her, Diego couldn’t help but snicker in the slightest. “You don’t have it in you to kill anybody, but—if you really want to know who did this, it’s these assassins. I think they came after Five. And, as far as I can tell, they’re not stopping anytime soon.” He huffed back, with a slight glare aimed in the direction that they had fled the house. “They’re bad news, and I don’t want you around here for them to hurt you.”

@coffeeandmuses | vanya & diego

who throws things in a fight ? diego does, though he has to be really pissed off to do it. who goes to their parent’s house for a weekend when things get bad ? jenna. diego wouldn’t want to go anywhere near the academy. who wants to have children ? who doesn’t ? if both do, how do their goals differentiate ? neither of them want them, diego more so doesn’t because he doesn’t want to bring anybody into this shitty world. who is more adverse to physical contact ? probably diego, though he’s gotten a lot better and more open to accepting it. who hates/dislikes their neighbors the most ? both of them, absolutely, especially when they’re at diego’s shitty one bedroom loft that’s conveniently located in the gym.  who hates/dislikes their significant other’s family ? neither of them. jenna gets alone with diego’s family, and diego doesn’t really know/doesn’t want to get to know jenna’s family, apart from nova, whom he tolerates. who is most likely to leave when things get rough ? both of them, but they both come back. who thinks their partner turned out a different person than they thought ? probably both of them at least a little bit, but jenna probably more so with how sensitive diego can be compared to the way he publicly is. who is more likely to cheat ? neither of them would, though jenna is more likely. who is the more experienced ( sexually or otherwise ) ? probably jenna, diego isn’t so much experienced as much as he likes to think he is. who hates/dislikes their significant other’s friends ? do they even have any other friends? i think they both get along as well as they possibly can with the people they hang out with, though diego dislikes everybody already more than most people. who wants to go to social gatherings the most ? jenna, but diego begrudgingly joins her because he’s a good guy.  who is most likely to be dishonest ? probably diego, just because he hides a lot and can be pretty shifty when it comes to the truth. who is more emotionally closed off and how does this affect their partner ? diego, and it can get pretty upsetting for jenna because he is very closed off emotionally. who is the dessert person ? jenna moreso, but only because diego likes salty foods. who is more conservative ? maybe jenna, though neither are very conservative. who hates/dislikes oral sex ? neither of them, they both enjoy it immensely, and it’s probably their favorite way to be intimate.

💝 - headcanon 5 things about our ship, please? C: (five/lila)

they both have very dominating personalities, so in their relationship, they often have to check their egos at the door.

lila hates coffee, but when five makes it for her, even if it’s not the way he prefers it, she can tolerate it.

they regularly both take part in walks together, because neither of them has ever been good as just staying still or in one place for a long time.

trust isn’t easy to come by for either of them, so they often have continually prove themselves to the other.

lila isn’t the best cook, but she makes better food than five, so she’s often trying new things out in the kitchen, to five’s picky tastes.

💝 - headcanon 5 things about our ship, please? C: (five/the handler)

they have been on and off again for the few years he worked under the commission with her, and this brought a whole new dynamic to their relationship.

after they ended things for the last time, five went on to 2019 to find his family, while the handler went on to keep the end of the world alive and well, still wishing he’d return to her.

they are both terrible influences on each other, five making the handler question her own ability, and the handler making five do things against his moralities.

even at their worst, five finds a soft spot for the handler because it’s the first real relationship he’s ever had, and she often uses that knowledge to use him and play him.

the handler doesn’t let five take control of her, as she is always going to end up on top.

💝 - headcanon 5 things about our ship, please? C: (kailyn/diego)

diego is fiercely overprotective of kailyn, and will go to any lengths to keep her safe.

kailyn often waits up at night for diego to return from missions and other vigilante work, more often then, ready with the first aid kit to take care of any wounds he might have sustained.

they don’t go on many dates, but when they do, diego tries to schmooze her up as much as possible, because he knows how much they can mean to her, and he wants to give her the whole world.

diego is scared that someone will use kailyn as leverage one day against him, so it’s hard for him to show affection in public spaces, but in private, he isn’t afraid to show her how much he loves her.

kailyn tried to take them to dancing lessons once because she thought it would be a nice private place to enjoy each other’s company, but instead, diego taught her to dance in the privacy of their own place with his ballroom lessons he was required to partake in when he was younger.

does my muse trust yours? depends on the day, diego doesn’t trust a lot of people at all, so when jenna is around, he’s typically trustworthy of her, but when she’s not around, he does get a little suspicious. does my muse dislike yours? not at all. diego actually really enjoys jenna’s company if to just get away from his family’s drama for a little bit. would my muse kill someone for yours? without a doubt, he probably already has. would my muse kill your muse? nope, no chance at all, no matter what. he couldn’t bring himself to do it, because he doesn’t have a lot of people outside of his family that he can instinctively rely on, so to kill one of them, he wouldn’t even dream of it. would my muse save yours? if anything, she’s saving him most nights, but yeah, there’s the occasional save of jenna that he probably boasts about more than he should. does my muse find your muse attractive? of course, he thinks she’s beautiful and is decently attracted to her and has had his fair share of interaction and intimacy with her. is my muse disgusted by yours? diego can find things to be pretty revolting or disgusting, but he would never find jenna disgusting by any means. would my muse go on a date with your muse? yes, absolutely. he prefers late night dates while simultaneously being a vigilante. would my muse kiss yours? yes, and he’s kissed her too, after every night out, or life saved, he loves to kiss her. would my muse betray yours? probably not, unless otherwise provoked to do so, but he wouldn’t betray her otherwise. my muse’s favorite thing about yours is that she doesn’t compare him to the rest of his family. the thing my muse dislikes about yours is that she risks her life when he goes out with her at night.

Name: Jenna Age: 29 Do you like to cuddle?: Of course! Can we make-out?: Sure ;) A night in or dinner out?: A night in Ice cream or chocolate covered strawberries?: Ice cream. What makes you a good Valentine?: Mm.. i won’t make you watch any romcoms, I’m a pretty great cook, Al won’t bother us in my apartment aaaand i know the best place in The City to get chocolate. Would you cook for me?: Definitely. Would you let me cook for you?: Of course!

“You know I’m already going to cuddle the hell out of you Jen, while we make out of course. Seems only fair to have a night in when we can barely find the time to go out together. There’s always something happening, but frankly, staying in is such a nice way to unwind from the day with you. These are just all the reasons I like you so damn much and still stick around. You’re a keeper babe, and I can’t wait to spend Valentine’s Day with you.”

With the countdown slowly dwindling, Diego looked to Jenna, giving her a slight grin, before joining in with the final ten seconds, the moment coming far too quickly it seemed as the new year would be kicked off at any moment. As midnight finally came and everybody chimed into a big celebration of the new year, the sudden kiss on his lips left him stunned, before he leaned forward into Jenna and kissed her back, holding her at the sides of her face and finally muttering, “Happy New Year.”

five definitely loved grace, despite never calling her mom, or even acknowledging that he loved her. he was very much trained by reginald, and this affected how he saw the world. he had always been very analytical, which is probably why he did so well by himself for all those years. he definitely though grace was always smarter than she let on, feeling as though the ai was taking on a whole personality by herself, which made her very nearly sentient. i don’t think he actually hates much about her, besides perhaps the fact that she always has a remedy to fix things, even when they can’t really be fixed so simply. but he does love her cooking, there was never any question about that. for five, i’d say grace’s influence is just her genuine care that was passed down to five, because deep down, he does care, no matter what he might say otherwise.

diego has a lot of pent up feelings he’s been holding back about his brothers and sisters for a long time. he definitely likes a few over others, specifically klaus. he always felt like he needed to protect klaus from everything, even if he hates to admit it. luther and him always butted heads, so that’s definitely someone he dislikes most, especially with the coveted leader role he’s taken upon himself. allison can be hit or miss. there are more times he likes her than dislikes her, and so long as she lets him do his thing, he’s fine. ben is definitely someone he misses, and felt like  he could connect to really well, despite being more or less of a bully to him over the years of growing up. five has been someone who became a lesson to him after years of being reminded what would happen if he stepped out of line, but i think he despises him now because of jealousy that he got out of the house when he could. and vanya is just a pain in his side, because really, at the end of the day, she didn’t have to live up to anything, and still became a screw up.

beatriz is absolutely street-smart. it’s her whole thing, she knows the streets, has been around the block her fair share, and has definitely experienced and experimented with cocktails of drugs solely to help her mind-reading problem. she’s also been in and out of psychiatric inpatient facilities, and knows how to work those systems pretty well. she also has a bit of smarts when it comes to keeping herself sane and studying up psychology to be able to navigate everything that comes her way.

“Is this even a question? I mean, as bad as I know Nova has the hots for me already, I’m gonna have to go with Jenna on this one.”