Dick Grayson x fem!!reader
Where the reader sees her ex and Dick is with her and she doesn’t like it. He is just annoying her that she doesn’t have a boyfriend and that she is a loser or whatever you want. So Dick sees this and doesn’t like it and pretends that he’s her boyfriend but the ex doesn’t believe them and then you can go on from that
Thanks
Hi, I'm going to quickly do this on my phone, while I'm taking a break from work. So I apologise for any errors.
The mall problem.
Warnings" swearing.
"Hey, I'm just going to duck in here and grab something," Dick says, turning you around and heading back down from the direction you just came from.
It's not that you hate Christmas shopping, but with Dicks 6+ siblings to buy for you feel like you've been stuck at the mall all day.
"Cool, I'm just going to head down to hot topic and grab something for Cass. Meet me there."
You're looking through the various tops, trying to find one in her size when someone catches your eye. Fuck. She must've heard you think it, her eyes immediately meeting yours.
"Hey!" Clementine calls, waving to you over the racks of clothes, "long time no see," she smiles, a familiar vicious look in her eyes she approaches you, "What are you up to?"
"Not a lot," you shrug, trying to back away but find nowhere to hide.
"I heard you dropped out of med school. Was it to expensive?"
"No, nothing like that," gods why are you so nervous. Why does she have this effect on you, like your heart is going to jump out of your chest.
"Going back into your emo phase?" She laughs, a shrill and penetrative sound, "how fun for you!"
"No i-"
"And still alone I see. What a bummer, I did tell you, you always looked better in pink," her eyes dancing over the large black and blue hoodie your wearing, "maybe you should try something more flattering," she picks up the hot pink mini dress to her left, holding it up to your body, "like this,"
"I'm- I'm good, thanks. Actually I was-"
"There you are," Dick smiles, his arm landing around your shoulder, "been looking for you everywhere." He lifts your chin, placing a small kiss on your lips, "Did you find anything?"
"Excuse me!" Clem says, making an annoyed face at Dick.
"You're excused," he smiles at her, but it's all teeth. "This what you picked out for Cass?" He asks you, his voice suddenly soft again.
"Who do you think you are?" Clem complains, sounding every bit the petulant child.
"No one you'd care to know,"
"This! A man? Really? I thought you were better than this," Clem stomps.
"I-"
"You ready to go, babe?" Dick reassures you, pointing at the different art styles on the shirts in front of you.
"She is not! We are in the middle of a conversation!"
"And now you're done. So, bye." He holds you tighter, grabbing the shirt from infront of you and guiding you towards the counter, "don't look back, just keep your eyes one me," he whispers to you, "she'll go,"
"Thanks," you smile up at him gratefully, "you're a lifesaver."
"Anything for you. Plus!" He says excitedly, "now you owe me a favor,"
"And this favor?"
"You get to come to family Christmas."
"No,"
"Oh, yes. And guess what?"
"What?"
"You're going to be my date,"
"Am I now?" You ask, leaving to store and nothing that Clem is staring at you with steam coming from her ears, "I got condition's."
"Lay it on me,"
"Kiss me again,"
"Deal." His arms wrap around your face, pulling his lips down to yours as he licks up your face.
"Not like that, you jerk!"
He laughs, his smile pressing into your giggle as your lips meet, and he lifts you to your tiptoes, twilring you around. The shopping bags fanning out around you and your leg popping out as he spins you.
