• The click of the table tray locking into place in your high chair

• The rubbery sound your pacifier makes against your teeth and tongue

• The high whining you make as you cover your face

• The telltale grumble of your stomach as things begin to move

• The soft tinkle of the music box that helps you relax

• The blushy, helpless hissing sound from your crotch as you sleep

• The tearing of tape strips being undone during a change

• The resounding smack of your bright red bottom undergoing a Correction

• The restrained whisper of secrets in my ear

• The excited moan as Daddy sinks his fingers into your mouth, your bottom, "just a quick checkup"

• The rustle of your plastic pants as you wiggle on my lap