#dhmis headcanons

context for the third drawling:

Colin headcanons. He is so fucking annoying and doesn’t know how most social interactions work

I think Shrig loves kids and babies, like he's the one to always aproach a kid on a stroller and try to make it laugh, always offers to baby sit, soothe a crying child even if he has to rock them in his arms for an hour and laugh/get emotional at videos of kids doing stuff.

He doesnt know how to ride anything, like not even a bike or a scooter, because he was never taught to and doesnt really have interest on it because he loves being a passanger princes and being taking everywhere. Although he does know how to ride a horse! Atleast he knows how to sit on one without falling.

I think he would collect many things, and maybe be a bit of a hoarder. A few examples of stuff he collects are: Four-leafed clovers, thimbles, teeth, buttons, those Precious Moments porcelain dolls, rings, candles…

Shrignold has a very poor concept of time since he doesnt find it important. He doesnt own a singular clock or calendar and most of the time he doesnt even know in what day or month he is in, and if you ask him the hour he'll just say "It's not an important matter, look at the sun and it'll tell you." (beef w Tony)

He has a hard time reading the room, mostly because no one ever taught him to, so if the mood is clearly a not good one, Shrignold wont be able to understand and he'd keep acting normally, though if someone directly tells him, he'll get embarrased and probably keep quiet for the rest of the time or just leave.

99.999% of Shrignold's gifts will be handmade by him truly, because he likes showing off his crafting skills, and because he refuses to waste a pound on something that he can do.

He's an early bird, but like VERY early. He wakes up at 5 am sharp every day, meaning he also goes to bed very early, around 8 or 9 pm. And he's a heavy sleeper, so he can go 10 hours asleep without waking up a single time. He'll rarely stay up past midnight but he's never waking up late.

He has a very low alcohol tolerance, one glass of wine already has him tipsy, which is bad because when drunk he gets very annoying , stumbling, slurring, and even saying some personal stuff no one wants to hear.

He's great at hiding his true emotions. Like, he can be absolutly furious with someone and keep a straight, calm demeanor; or be extremly anguished and not let his eyes get glassy or his voice break.

He has a natural talent for music, apart from singing well, he has been able to master quite a lot of instruments, the ones he's better at are: The harp, the piano, the harpsichord, the flute, the kalimba, and the organ. Although if he wanted to, he could probably learn to play many more.

Shrignold is an extrovert, but will get unconfortable/shy around people that are more extroverted than him. Because he's the kind of extrovert that just isnt scared to aproach people and can easily start a conversation (I mean, a cult leather can't really aford to be an introvert).

My shrig's right pupil is heart shapped, why? In my Shrignold lore, Shrignold is the leader of the love cult by nepotism; that is, before he was the leader, his parents were the leaders, and before his parents, it was his grandparents and so on. So, Perhaps several generations ago one of Shrignold's ancestors was born with a malformation in the pupil that made it look like a heart, and they thought this was a blessing and that babies that were born with this malformation were special, so they started aming for that malformation so the cult leaders child could be born this way, as a result, babies born with this malformation could not see well but were seen as blessed, so like, Shrig is VERY blind on his heart shaped eye.

Red guy - he/him // uhhh Bi? Ducky fella - He/him // stupid ass gay

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Paige - She/any - pan + unlabeled??

Tony - He/him - Bisexual

Colin - he/they - Demiboy + gay

Shrignold - he/him - Trans + bisexual

Spinach can - any/it - Non binary

steak - He/him - Straight Ally

electracey - she/her - Genderfluid + lesbian

Malcolm- he’s tryna accept his followers gang bare with him 😔😔😔😔🥹🥹🥹

briefcase - He/him - Bisexual

UNEMPLOYED BRENDON🗣️🗣️🗣️- He/they - Trans + Gay

cult members:

Remy (Rabbit Boy)- any/all - Non binary + Pan

Brook(Froggy Boy)- He/Him - Omnisexual

Bingo(furry boy)- He/him - Ally

Capsian(unicorn)- He/him- Aroace

The term used to refer to "Smart Yellow Guy"

The following is just my personal opinion and preference, I don't expect anyone to follow this but I wanted to note it before I majorly feature the character in my posts.

Personally, I dislike referring to Yellow Guy when he gets fresh batteries as "Smart Yellow Guy"

To me, I perceive it as his brainfog being lifted but he is not inherently more intelligent in this form.

So...

I thought I should call him "Charged Yellow Guy" which then became "Charged Yellow" and eventually to shorten it more for ease of writing, it became "CY"

Personally I enjoy this and I like how it can also read as the given name "Cy"

Web episode :

Paige - 160 cm / 25 year

Tony - 168 cm / 27 year

Shrignold - 158 cm / 26-28 year

Colin - 183 cm / 24-26 year

Spinach Can - 163 cm / 23 year

Steak Guy - 185 cm / 30 years

Larry - 174 cm / 26 year

Tv Show :

Key - 189 cm / 29 year

Briefcase - 164 cm / 31 years

Coffin - 179 cm / 28 year(?)

Lily and Todney - 156 cm / 11 years

Warren - 172 cm / 23 year

Choo Choo - 164 cm / 68 years (He is Old)

Electracey - 168 cm / 23 year

+Oc :

Eric - 170 cm / 22 year

So now I come to you with this. You can draw it if you want or not, I just want to propose the concept. Yellow with mobility aids! Crutches, a cane, a wheelchair, idk but I just think it would be good (especially bc he's always getting hurt too)

YOUR BRAIN IS SO BIG.