#dhilandpan

Editing is hard when Dan's horny. And Phil could tell you; Dan's horny a lot. Too much for a grown man, to be honest.

He used to just go up to Phil and sit across his lap or kiss at his neck until Phil put down what he was doing, but recently he's been getting more creative.

Last week he just lay on the floor by Phil's feet, getting himself off until Phil was too turned on by his noises and he couldn't focus anymore.

Tonight was a bit different.

All day long they'd been listening to 'songs from their youth' such as the Spice Girls or 'N Sync but they finally ended up on Bloodhound Gang- a surprise to the both of them. The final song they listened to before dinner and then Phil holing himself up in the office was 'The Bad Touch'; one of Dan's favorites.

Dan being Dan, he'd distracted himself from whatever shit was on the television with thinking about Phil; originally innocently but nothing really stayed innocent with Dan. His cute tongue that poked out of his mouth when he laughed... he wanted to bite it and suck it and feel it in his mouth and around his cock and inside of him. His long slender fingers that always went up to cover the peeking tongue... he wanted to suck on them, feel them buried deep inside of him as he was stretched open.

So Dan made his way up the stairs to the office, knocking once he got there to alert Phil of his presence.

"Bear, what do you need I'm sorta busy" Phil murmured, not taking his eyes away from the computer screen.

Dan cleared his throat and then:

"Sweat, baby, sweat, baby, sex is a Texas drought-"

"Dan, I don't have time for this right now" Phil sighed exasperatedly.

The younger just cleared his throat and continued louder, "Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about, so put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts"

"Dan, you're so ridiculous, what are you even doing?" Phil started laughing.

"Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up. You've had enough of two-hand touch, you want it rough? You're out of bounds. I want you smothered, want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns. Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined to make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time" Dan was smiling widely as he started dancing over to his boyfriend, singing over his comment about you've never even been to a Waffle House and pushing his shoulder lightly.

"Here it comes..." Phil was rubbing his temples, but he couldn't hide the smile playing across his lips at his rambunctious boyfriend.

"You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals, so let's do it how they do on the Discovery Channel" Phil was smiling looking up at Dan, and he sang along when the chorus was repeated.

Dan lowered his voice and pressed Phil's hand on his hard cock while he whispered the last part of the chorus gettin' horny now.

Phil pressed his lips to Dan's to quiet him and rubbed his hips in a circle around Dan's throbbing cock, hearing his boyfriend's breath catch before releasing a deep moan from his throat.

He pushed him down onto their office couch, undoing his useless belt and opening his jeans, reaching into his boxers and teasing around the tip, loving the moans leaving Dan's mouth. Dan reached his hands down to undo Phil's fly as well, pulling his cock out and jerking quickly; he was too far gone to tease now. Phil moaned as Dan's hand worked on him, and finally released Dan from his tight jeans, moving his balls between his fingers before finally stroking him, getting his speed to match Dan's.

And then Dan's hand on Phil was gone, and he was moving Phil's hand away so that he could grab both of them, stroking them in one hand as they moaned into each other's mouths, their hips moving against each other and Dan's hand around them both.

Phil moved his right hand up to thumb across Dan's nipples through his shirt, and his left down to move around both of their balls while Dan broke away from the kiss to catch his breath. He felt so good, everything felt so good while he moved his lips down to kiss and suck along Phil's neck, neither of them caring about leaving any marks. Phil bit down on Dan's clavicle and then he was coming undone beneath him, throwing his head back and thrusting his hips wildly into Phil's. His noises and erratic movements set Phil closer, and when Dan moved his thumb mercilessly through his slit he came, pushing his head into Dan's neck and letting Dan stroke him through it.

He fell on top of Dan, his arms refusing to hold him up any longer before he felt Dan slide out from under him. Phil looked up, confused, to see Dan smirking in the doorway.

"Have fun editing"