this feels like an early homestuck gag. like this is the type of weird object dave strider would ironically display, unopened

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this feels like an early homestuck gag. like this is the type of weird object dave strider would ironically display, unopened

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how it feels being a headmate/alter/facet from a deeply unserious source
so apparently @patricia-taxxon defends lily orchard, a known sexual abuser. this is incredibly disheartening to hear, as she is one of my favorite music artists. there's a chance this is someone impersonating her, but if this is actually patty, i'm incredibly disappointed.
edit: i misinterpreted it so much
edit 2: actually i didn't i just got gaslighted
edit 3: i've realized patricia is a much worse person than i originally thought. please go read this document, it's quite lengthy but filled with useful info. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rDqmh6ZyR7ceb1CRXCwhPV1_iUYj_kb91d23EkHcs0Y/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.vh92kbkaq5u8
look at this thing i made in zolo
dont the cat worst mistake of my life

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new pinned post hell yeah!!!! woo!!!
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was trying to tag a friend in a post but instead i saw the version of her from the sex dimension. imagine having cumwhore67 in your bio
kanaya came in the mail today #myhomonculus
my first and very likely last piece of official homestuck merch i buy for obvious reasons. if the reasons aren't obvious go look at @karkat2fuckassboogaloo