“my pretty baby” and i’m talking about a grown man who could pick me up and throw me any way he’d like.
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“my pretty baby” and i’m talking about a grown man who could pick me up and throw me any way he’d like.

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me when i find a new celebrity crush to overly obsess about
Work/Wife Balance (18+)
(gif source: shesnake)
Pairing: Dev Patel x Reader
Warnings: Infidelity, Workplace Affairs, Fingering, Nickname ("Bee"), possessiveness, a lil yandere if you squint, hot people being immoral
Word Count: 2.1k
A/N: I like to think this is the same protagonist that fucked Professor!Oscar Isaac in Great American Epic. I feel like this doesn't need to be said but: no, this isn't based on Dev's real relationship. I do not advocate for cheating. I just like writing immoral mess.
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"Blink twice if you've lost the will to live."
A cup of iced coffee slid into view with your name written on it in rushed, slanted cursive and punctuated with a smiley face. You'd lost track of how long you sat staring at the words in your inbox. It seemed like every five seconds, another ping pierced the deepest corners of your brain. Another blue dot shot daggers at you. Another slack message screamed at you.
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Ping...ping...ping...
You were shoved back into reality when he nudged the plastic cup a little closer to you and you remembered how to use your hands for something other than typing.
You groaned, finally forcing yourself to turn away from your desktop to address the tall, lanky man in front of you. "I don't know how you always know."
He fidgeted with his tie, bashfully, and shrugged. Always so humble.
"You're actually not as mysterious as you think you are." He leaned forward, resting his arms on the top of your cubicle, "You have the worst poker face of anyone I know. So if you look like you're on the brink of death, chances are, you're probably on the brink of death. Y'know?"
You snorted when he did his best impression of you, which included a heavy huff and a not-so-subtle rolling of the eyes.
"Well, we can't all be a ray of sunshine like you." You countered, taking a long, slow pull from the paper straw and sighing in relief. "Just the way I like it, thank you."
Something crossed Dev's features--something akin to deep satisfaction, you presumed--and he grinned.
"Why are you always so surprised that I know what you like?" He quirked a brow at you.
You pursed your lips in thought at the softball question. Truthfully, Dev was a particularly good listener--a fact you learned pretty quickly. But you also felt like you rambled way too much and it was hardly ever anything worth retaining. You tried to decide if it'd be worth it to be that honest in your response.
"I guess I never realized I revealed that much about myself that was worth remembering."
"C'mon," he leaned forward over the cubicle and you could smell the subtle sweetness of his cologne, "everything about you is worth remembering, Bee."
A beat passed in the conversation and your tongue darted out to lick coffee from the corner of your mouth. You watched his eyes track the action as he took a slow, deep breath.
"Careful," you cooed, swiveling the chair around to redirect your attention back to your computer, "wouldn't want You-Know-Who to get mad."
You heard him guffaw behind you, though you could hear the hint of anxiety in his voice when he spoke.
"'You-Know-Wh--' you're still on that? She knows we're just friends, I don't think it's that big of a deal."
"I'm just saying," you stretched your arms over your head, elongating your spine and cracking some of your stiff joints, "every time she sees me, she looks like she wants to stab me about 50 times. I don't know what you did, but the lovely lady has a possessive streak."
You took another drink from the plastic cup and smiled subtly to yourself, peeking at him over your shoulder.
"I don't particularly understand it, it's not like she has anything to worry about. Right, D?"
Hesitance from the culprit. Shocker.
"Riiiight, Dev?" You asked again, clearly leading the horse to water.
He blinked at you as if he hadn't heard your question and shook his head.
"Nah. We're good. We've been good."
You took a long pull from the straw and turned back to your work.
"That's great! I'd hate to see you guys break up over something as silly as petty jealousy."
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why do they look the same
Hellooooo, I hope this ask finds you well! If at all possible could you do some form of drabble of Kid with his obvious thing for biting?
He’s cute.
You already knew that, but it does bear repeating. He comes to see you every now and again, more frequently now. It’s good to have him here with you, hiding away from the world. His face is resting against your belly, breathing softly while you tease his hair.
The rain had stopped some time ago, but the humidity in the air left the two of you sticky in more ways than one.

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on my hands and knees begging for ur monkey man thoughts whether it's fanfic or just the movie pls PLS PLS PLS-
i think about that hand touch scene soooo much. like the gentle caress of his hand against hers, and they’re both covered in blood. just the knowledge that they’re so so similar and ohhhhhh.
random monkey man fic thoughts under the cut
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n. the ambiguous intensity of looking someone in the eye, which can feel simultaneously invasive and vulnerable—their pupils glittering, bottomless and opaque—as if you were peering through a hole in the door of a house, able to tell that there’s someone standing there, but unable to tell if you’re looking in or looking out.
✦ 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: Sir Gawain x GN!Reader
✦ 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐞: smut + fluff
✦ 𝐰𝐜: 2.2k
✦ 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠: Minors DO NOT INTERACT thanks. also DONT USE SALIVA AS LUBE THIS IS THE MIDDLE AGES WAAAAHH
✦ 𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞: Anyway I havent written anything in a hot second, especially smut, so i might've lost my touch but this man makes me insane. Hope its still enjoyable anyway and im working on some fluffy stuff as well whoop enjoy :)
Stupid quest. Stupid forest. Stupid rainwater puddle.
You didn't see it – you were too damn busy staring into those gorgeous brown eyes of his, lashes lowered ever so slightly in a way so tender it might as well have been what knocked you over.
“Oh goodness.” Sir Gawain exhales a second after the splash, arms reaching for you a little too late. Turns out he’d been lost staring at you as well. “A-Are you alright? Are you hurt?”
“I–” You start to deny it but think better of it. It’s Gawain, he’d know the answer just from looking at you. “I’m cold. And wet. And tired.”
“I see. Let’s find ourselves a place for the night, yes? The storm from last night might be coming back.” He tells you, reaching out a large hand to pull you up. You take it without hesitation.
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