#desthstroke

Ghost-Maker: I don’t have a son.

Slade: Then who just asked me if I could make him a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with the crusts cut off?

Kori : ROBIN ! DEATHSTROKE IS HEADED EASTWARD !

Raven : HE'S MADE AN ESCAPE OFF THE UPPER EAST WING, THEIRS A HELICOPTER WAITING !

Cyborg : GO ROBIN ! WE'LL HOLD THE OTHERS OFF !

Dick : ON IT GUYS 👍

Dick : *headed to the escalator*

Dick : *spots the elevator*

Dick : *stops*

Dick : *presses button* this way is so much faster...

*Eventually on the top floor*

Slade : *heading down the hallway*

*elevator door dings*

Dick : AH HA ! HALT THERE, FIEND !

Slade : *seriously just wondering how in the fuckery the kid made it upstairs so fast*

Dick : taste my WRATH old man !!!!

[ ..insert overused fight sequence here.. ]

Slade : *thrown on his ass through an office door by a teenaged boy half his size*

Dick : get up, Oldie Locks ! get up and HIT ME you fucking chicken !!

Slade : look, I'm not in the mood to fight a 4ft 2 inch kid today so just stop

Dick : it shouldn't matter. if you thought of me as a person instead of a kid you would HIT ME and NOT feel bad about it

Dick : *throws a punch*

Slade : oookayyyy...

Dick : BRING IT !! I'm ready !

Slade : you want a taste of your own medicine then, huh kid ??

Dick : DAMN STRAIGHT I DO !

Slade : *throws a punch pt 2*

Dick : *sniffles*

Slade :

Dick : ow....

Slade : ....shit

Dick : i--is there blood in my eye ?? I think there's blood in my eye..

Slade : *comes closer to inspect the damage*

Dick : *backhands Slade*

Dick : FUCKING LEARN HOW TO HIT !!

Slade : *backhands him harder*

Dick : *super fucking hype* THAT'S A LITTLE BETTER THAT'S A LITTLE BETTER MOTHER FUCKER !!

Dick : *grabs Slade by the collar/goes in for a headbutt*

Slade :

Dick : *stops*

Slade :

Dick :

Slade :

Dick : *leans in slowly*

Slade : ...what--*shoving Dick back*--NO !

Dick : huh ??

Slade : NO !!!!!

Dick : omg what were you dOiNg ??

Slade : what am I doing--??!

Dick : why'd you try to kiss me !?

Slade : I didn't fucking try to kiss you !!

Dick : YES you DID.

Slade : oOooOoh you are SO weird

Dick : you're out here fucking Mr & Mrs Smithing me--!!

Slade : I'm not Mr & Mrs Smithing you; this was NOT a sexy fight !!

Dick : oh like you haven't wanted to kiss me this WHOLE time.

Slade : I haven't ONCE wanted to kiss you !!

Dick :

Slade :

Dick : *awkwardly leans back in*

Slade : I never--NO !!

Dick : *whining* you just did it again !!

Slade : QUIT IT--

Dick : --STOP IT !!

Slade : YOU STOP IT ! YOU'RE MAKING A FACE THAT IS SEXY--!

Dick : I dont even WANNA kiss you--

Slade : THEN STOP TRYING !!

Dick : *pointing* YOU keep trying !!

Slade : I NEVER tried to kiss you !!!

Dick : you gave me "kiss me" eyes !

Slade : no I DIDNT ! the eyes I gave were "I just got punched in the face" eyes they weren't "kiss me" eyes--!

Dick : I DONT EVEN LIKE YOU !

Slade : neither do I so STOP kissing me !!

Dick : OK !!

Slade :

Dick :

Slade :

Dick : *approaches sensually*

Slade : STOP IT !!! YOU'RE LEANING IN AGAIN !

Dick : BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW IF WE WERE GONNA PUNCH or KISS !!

Slade : you're making this SO uncomfortable this is the MOST uncomfortable fist fight I've EVER been in

Slade : *sighing* ok, look....I'm gonna give you an out by punching you in the face, and then we're gonna go back to fighting, and we'll pretend this never happened

Dick : got it.

*...10 minutes into the resumed fight later...*

Slade : *slams Dick down onto a desk*

Dick : *struggling* GET OFF OF ME UNLESS YOURE GONNA FUCK ME !

Slade : I AM NOT GONNA FUCK YOU--

Dick : --are we gonna fuck ??

Slade : NO !

Dick : is that what's happening ????

Slade : NOOO !!

*Meanwhile directly outside the door*

Gar :

Avengers/JLA 2

12 shot Maxi series