#desi traps

ಭಾರತಕ್ಕೆ ಸ್ವಾಗತ!

To those visiting India from other countries…

who are afraid to use public restrooms…

You might prefer ones that have large mirrors in them!

India’s got specs.

♪〜Tall and tight,

so young and lovely,

that boy from Bangladesh goes walking,

and when he passes,

each man he passes

cries: “take meeee!”

It’s perfectly OK to believe that you are the cutest, hottest, handsomest, sexiest, most incredible and worshipable muscle beast north of the South Pole.

Just as long as you respect the fact that not everybody can be as cute, as hot, as handsome, as sexy, and as incredible as you! 

समीर खान॥२५०९१६

“My body is my prayer.”

મારું શરીર મારી પ્રાર્થના છે।

to be so engrossed in yourself

that you don’t give a sh¡t

who sees you

worshipping your own

beautiful being!

Do I hear an amen??