I had a realization about Time To Orbit: Unknown recently.
The default voice in which I read dialogue that drops articles is pretty much Heavy from Team Fortress 2. Big, Russian dude. So that's how I was voicing Denish.
However: he's Texan. Not necessarily literally from modern Texas because Texas ate the States, but definitely not Russian.
I've been repeating "We arrive at planet in pressurized metal tube" in my worst mishmash of southern US accents ever since.










