#dembz

9 August 2021

Riqui: This silence is deafening.

Carlitos: It really is so loud in here.

Riqui: 🙂

Ansu: We're mourning.

Riqui: For the past 4 months??

Ansu: What's your point?

Ronald: Does he ever have one?

Ansu: Good point

Riqui: 😒

Ansu: 🤗

Ilaix: 😬😬

Ansu: I'm still mad at you don't talk to me

Ilaix: Me?!

Ansu: Yes

Ilaix: What did I do to you?!

Ansu: You know what you did

Ilaix: If I did, I wouldn't have asked you.

Ansu: Well.. figure it out then.

Ilaix: 🤦🏿‍♂️

Arnau: Trouble in Paradise?

Ansu: Shush

..........

Francisco: I miss you guys

Riqui: 🥺🥺🥺

Pedri: Same same

Iñaki: So we aren't gonna talk about it huh...

Oscar: 🤔🤔🤔

Iñaki: oh come on.. It is a real thing.

Riqui: I don't know what you are talking about

Iñaki: So Denial it is

Pedri: 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

...........

Frenkie: Hey!!

Oscar: 💙💙💙

Frenkie: How are we feeling?

Ronald: 💔

Frenkie: Exactly that...

Riqui: I said. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.

Carlitos: Me leaving for good.

Riqui: shut it

Carlitos: Loving the affection.

............

Dembz: 😐

Ansu: stop it

Riqui: I swear to God.. Not another word

Ansu: I TOLD YOU WE ARE MOURNING..YOU POKED THE BEAR.

Riqui: 🙄🙄🙄

.........

Arnau: So.....

Riqui: I said not a word. What part of Not. A. Word. Did you not get?!

Arnau: I was only gonna ask about Geri's selfie series.. What's that about?

Riqui: Oh😂

Riqui: It's funny

Ansu: Is it?

Riqui: It is if you knew the reason behind them.

Ansu: And you do?

Riqui: What makes you think I do?

Ansu: I don't think.. I'm just asking you

Ronald: Someone say it.

Iñaki: When has a thought ever graced your brain.

Ansu: *gasps*

Ronald: 😂😂😂😂 thank you for not making me say it

Ansu: @Oscar come get your boy

Oscar: I'm not here.

JC: Give the little dude a break. He's hurt.

JC is typing...

Ansu: Thank you! You're the only one I trust in this house

JC: You should wait till he is fully recovered.

Ansu: 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

Dembz: Ouch

JC: 🤷🏾‍♂️

10 August 2021

Riqui added Eric

Riqui: WELCOME BACK!!!!! AND WELCOME TO THE NO ADULTS ALLOWED HOUSE

Eric: Why are you yelling at me?! I'm standing right next you.

Eric: I can see your fingers going crazy on the keyboard! Chill!!

Riqui: This is what I get for being happy you're back😒

Eric: I'm just saying.. No more redbull for you after 2 pm

Ansu: WELCOME BACK MY GUY😍😍

Eric: 💙❤

Pedri: 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

Eric: Dude I have not seen you in 3 hours.. It's odd @Pedri

Pedri: 😂😂😂😂

Eric: 😂

Riqui: Ojitos how are you feeling? @Oscar

Oscar: I'm okay.. how are you feeling?

Riqui: Swell

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Frenkie: Congrats guys!! @Pedri @Oscar @Eric!!!🥈👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Oscar: 💙💙💙

Pedri: Thanks bro!! 🤗🤗💙💙

Frenkie: And welcome on board @Eric!!👊🏻💙❤

Eric: Thank you!! Happy to be here!

Arnau: Welcome back Capi! 😉😉

Eric: Hahaha 😜 gracies nanu💙❤

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Francisco: Hey guys!!

Pedri: 🤗🤗

Riqui: Hii💙❤

Francisco: How are things?

Oscar: That question has so many branches and answers..

Oscar: Be more specific

Francisco: Well.. um..

Francisco: let's start easy.. how are you guys doing?

Riqui: We are kinda okay kinda shocked kinda drained tbh

Pedri: That is pretty much exactly it.

Frenkie: You are not kinda drained kid.. you need a 3 week nap.

Eric: Agreed.

Ronald: I concur.

Pedri: But I don't want to?

Oscar: You have to.

Pedri: But I miss you guys

Eric: I have literally seen you in the past 3 months more than I've seen my family the whole year.

Pedri: I wasn't talking about you ..

Pedri: or Oscar

Oscar: 🙂

Frenkie: bro, trust me .. you need to take some time off now cause for damn sure we won't get any later.

Riqui: Sadly, I can't say I relate 🙄

Ronald: And EXACTLY because of that.. @Pedri you need time off

Dembz: Welcome Dude!! @Eric!!👊🏿

Eric: 💙❤

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Carlitos: NANUUUUU!!@Eric

Eric: YOU'RE HERE!!

Carlitos: In all aspects but physically.

Eric: 😅😅😘

Ansu: Finally someone on my side! I am so happy you're back!!

Iñaki: Welcome to the sole cause of my sleep deprivation @Eric!!!

Eric: 😳😳😳😳

Iñaki: You'll understand soon enough

Ansu: There is something called "Mute"

Iñaki: 😒

Eric: Ooooookay 😂

12 August 2021

Riqui: Y'all I'm really going to be wearing the 6🤯🤯🤯

Ronald: Yeah.. And for what

Riqui: Don't ruin my mood

Ronald: I'm just saying

Riqui: I SAID DON'T RUIN MY MOOD

Ronald: I AM NOT TRYING TO!!

Ansu: Riqui don't make him Angry! You won't like him when he's angry

Sergiño: 😂😂😂😂

Ronald: ha ha ha hilarious

Ansu: Thanks I know

Frenkie: Anyone has an idea of how we are going to play on Sunday??

Riqui: I'd say it will involve me sitting on the bench

Sergiño:🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

Carlitos: 🤷🏻‍♂️ beats me

Arnau: And @Iñaki and I will be with you the entire time @Riqui

...........

Francisco: Every time I open insta I see a Selfie of Geri.. Someone explain!

Riqui: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ansu: Apparently Riqui knows but he is being quiet about it

Francisco: What's that about??

Riqui: Engagement

Francisco: But why that specifically

Riqui: Look all I said was that he might want to be more engaging online.. TW is great and all but IG has more pull

Francisco: And that resulted in the selfies?!

Riqui: I didn't know he'd do THAT😂😂

Pedri: Did you ask?

Riqui: ofc I did.

Francisco: And?

Riqui: He said he was bored.

Francisco: Well he sure looks it.

Riqui: 😂😂😂

Francisco: Don't tell him I said that 😳

Francisco: I don't want what happened to Ous to happen to me

Pedri: 😅😅😂😂

Riqui: Nah bro, I got you

Francisco: 🥺🥰🥺🥰

Pedri: 💙💙💙

Eric: What happened to Ous??

Riqui: Geri hacked all his socials.

Eric: 😳

Riqui: 😂

Dembz: Yes very funny

Eric: Why though??

Dembz: It's all because of Curls and Tiny

Riqui: 😇

Iñaki: please don't remind me.

Eric: You too!?!?!

Iñaki: I had the misfortune of standing next to them

Eric: Yikes.. what'd he do to you?

Iñaki: Nothing.. I sent him a gift basket and a card

Riqui: 😂😂😂 He was never under threat in the first place😂😂

Iñaki: WHAT?!

Riqui: Geri told me.

Iñaki: WHEN!?

Riqui: The day after my punishment

Iñaki: I hate him

Eric: 😂😂😂 wild

Iñaki: 😩😩😩

13 August 2021

Francisco: FELIÇ ANIVERSARI GERMANET!!🍿🍿💙❤ @Riqui

Riqui: 🥰

Pedri: Happy Birthday bro😍

Riqui: 💙❤💙❤

Arnau: Feliços 70 nanu!! Per molt mes! 🧓🏻🤗❤💙

Riqui: 😂😂😂cabronazo❤💙

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Carlitos: Felicitats petit!! 💙❤🍿💙❤

Riqui: 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗💙❤

Carlitos: off we go for 2021-22

Sergiño: How are we feeling about this season?

Carlitos: I'll let you know later on tonight

Riqui: Sort! @Carlitos

Carlitos: Gracies nanu💙❤

............

Francisco: With the fans back!!

Pedri: 😍😍😍😍😍😍

Pedri: I can't wait for the Camp Nou to be filled with people!!!

Oscar: 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Eric: I have goosebumps just thinking about it!!!

...........

Carlitos: "Sergiño: How are we feeling about this season?" 🙃🙃🙃

Sergiño: Sorry bro

Sergiño: Long way to go

Frenkie: love you bro @Carlitos but I do not like you team.. so 🤷🏼‍♂️

JC: 😂😂😂😂😂

JC: We face off this weekend mon gars @Dembz😏😏

Dembz: Hahaha yeah!

14 August 2021

JC: You are going down

Dembz: On va voir mon petit

Ansu: 👀👀👀👀

Pedri: How do you guys think Leo is doing?

Frenkie: Pretty sure he's having all sorts of emotions

Ronald: Still can't shake seeing him in tears from my mind

Frenkie: Yeah man..

Pedri: I hate that I didn't get to say bye in person.

Francisco: Me too

Eric: sighs......

Pedri: 😢

Iñaki: Can we not do this again...

Iñaki: It's already 2 am

Riqui: Crying session at my house.

Arnau: It's true

Arnau: Join us

Pedri: 😢

Frenkie: See you guys tomorrow 💙❤

Ansu: Today you mean

Frenkie: That

Oscar: 🤟🏻🤟🏻

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Riqui:

Eric: 😍😍😍😍😍

Arnau: Has anyone ever told you a plank of wood would do a better job at acting than you? @Riqui

Francisco: 🤭🤭🤭🤭

Ronald: I mean, you gotta give him credit though, he acts like he has some sense sometimes.

Arnau: 😂

Riqui: Ha ha ha hilarious

Arnau: I wish I was kidding.

Riqui: Has anyone told you you are as funny as a doorknob?

Arnau: 😒

Riqui: 😗✌🏻

Riqui: Night night idiots.. big match tomorrow.

Ronald: Yes run along little one.

Riqui: Shut it tree.

27 March 2021

Ansu: So no Riqui...

Iñaki: Man that really sucks

.....

Ansu: There have been more cards in this damn match than goals.. wake up dammit.

Arnau: How many damn shots.. off target.

Ansu: *insert "paaaaiiiiiinnn" gif*

Iñaki: I am falling asleep... score already!!

Arnau: Surprise surprise.

......

Ansu: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

Pedri: How was that a red card??!

Ronald: He didn't even touch him😂😂😂

Ronald: What was that?!

Ansu: @Oscar you should have decked the ref while you're at it.. you were being sent off anyways.

Ronald:😂

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Oscar: 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😤😤😤

Pedri: Understandable.

Oscar: You guys saw it.. I was not hallucinating it right!?

Iñaki: We saw

Pedri: You were not

Riqui: Why do I even bother coming to this..

Pedri: It really is messed up.

Riqui: Thanks

Pedri: No really, I think you would have truly made a difference.

Riqui: 😭💙💙💙

Frenkie: Hello.. This is Frenkie's ghost saying if I see a ball in the coming 24 hours I'm gonna lose it.

Sergiño: You are probably going to bro.

Frenkie: 😣😣😣 I know

Francisco: Get some rest..

Riqui: Congrats on your goal bro @Francisco

Francisco: ❤❤❤

Frenkie: I plan to.

Ronald: Two opposites of the playing spectrum Frenkie and Riqui.

Pedri: Balance.. where is it

Ansu: A myth.

Frenkie: Night night guys 💙❤

Francisco: Sleep well mano✌🏻💙❤

Riqui:"Ronald: The opposites of the playing spectrum Frenkie and Riqui." SIGHS..

Pedri: 😕 I'm sure we'll have balance soon.

Ansu: With how things are going!?

Pedri: Shhhhhh

Ansu: 🙄

Pedri: Night night guys! Match tomorrow ✌🏻❤💛

28 March 2021

Ilaix:

Ilaix: So true @Sergiño so true.

Sergiño: bro he was the first name to pop up in my head.

Ilaix: Accurate though.

Arnau: Agreed

Riqui: Our resident "Sensitive boy"

Ilaix: 😌😌😌😌😌

....

Arnau: Who apparently has disappeared.

Ilaix: Where are you @Ansu come and face the music.

....

Riqui: Well he ignored your asses so hard.

Arnau: 😒😒

Ilaix:

Dembz: Shamelessly😌

Sergiño: 🤝🏽

Dembz: 😉😉

Ansu: It was only ONE TIME @Ilaix

Ilaix: Sure it was

Ansu: TONY STARK D WORDED WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?!

Ilaix: I wasn't talking about that bro.. we all shed tears that day

Ansu: shut up

Riqui: 👀

Francisco: What are you talking about then?

Ansu: No

Arnau: Say it

Ansu: No

Ansu: Moving on

Ansu: Who is Gerrard?

Sergiño: 🤦🏽‍♂️

Ilaix: Don't change the subject!

Ilaix: This video was like "When in doubt say Leo"

Pedri: As they should

JC: "I cannot speak spanish yet, but seems like he's a funny guy" yes he's hilarious @Sergiño

JC: He is just a bag of laughs isn't he.

Francisco: Is Gerard your summoning word dude?

JC: I am always here.. reading

Francisco: D'accord...

Riqui: Look at you 👏🏻👏🏻

Francisco: Gracies nanu 💙

Riqui: 🥺

Riqui: Best of luck tonight @Pedri 💪🏻💪🏻

Dembz: Who is Ricky?

Pedri: Rubio?

Dembz: He is but

Dembz: No

Ilaix: 😂😂😂😂

Riqui: Miralem MY NAME IS EVERYWHERE HOW EVEN

Pedri: "Riqui: Best of luck tonight @Pedri 💪🏻💪🏻" ❤💛❤💛❤

Ronald: Love this.. I'm gonna start calling you Ricky now

Riqui: Shut up Ronron

Ronald: Not happening Ricky

Oscar: I mean.. you walked into that one.

Ronald: hush

Ansu: Typos is what that video is about.

Carlitos: Ricky 😂 Gerrard 😂

Carlitos: I shouldn't be laughing at typos but I am kinda really bored watching Les Tres Bessones with Luki

Oscar: Curly watching Curly people.

Oscar: Cute

Ansu: Relatability

Riqui: I LOVE THEM

Arnau: Of course you do.

Sergiño: So Mira was not wrong when he guessed you'd be the one to memorize Disney songs huh

Ilaix: 😂

Pedri: He also said he's the youngest... he's not

Pedri: He's just the tiniest 😬😬

Dembz: 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Riqui: Bro.. that cut... deep

Francisco: Always a surprise with this one

Carlitos: 😂😂😂He's not wrong

Arnau: One of us is missing and I haven't heard a peep out of him since yesterday.

Oscar: He's probably taking a nap between naps.

Iñaki: He is not

Riqui: @Iñaki has the tree said anything about what we discussed??

Riqui: You know what, I'll talk to you on PM.

Iñaki: Okay

Carlitos: 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

Oscar: What is he planning?

Carlitos: How would I know I'm in Madrid

29 March 2021

Ansu: I gotta say.. I'm kinda hurt

Ansu:

Ansu: So what if he is your neighbor

Ansu: I dare you. I double dare you

Ansu: DO IT

JC: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

JC: I will pay good money to see that happen.

Riqui: Remember when Leo dyed his hair blond?!

Pedri: I was so shook. I almost did it myself🙄

Riqui: OMG

Pedri: But then I thought about it and decided not to.

Ilaix: Your mom said no, didn't she.

Pedri: She did yeah 🙄🙄🙄

Oscar: 😂😂😂😂

Ansu: When Geri threatened us

Ansu:

JC: We still are very much 😥😥😓😟

Oscar: He really is taking his sweet time with you and rizos.

JC: I HATE IT.

Ansu:

Riqui: AND THEY WERE DELICIOUS!

Ronald: Sure they were

Riqui: WHY ARE YOU ON MY CASE THESE DAYS!! GO AWAY

Ronald: Tough.

Ansu: I expected more from you @Dembz tsk tsk tsk

Ansu:

Dembz: That movie question took me out.. There were so many I couldn't decide

Ansu: Excuses

Dembz: 😒😒😒😒😒

Carlitos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFmYUIGBjDE

Carlitos: @Riqui look away

Riqui: I hate you

Iñaki: Remember Los Protegidos?? I used to love that show!!

Ronald: Guys...

Carlitos: "Iñaki: Remember Los Protegidos?? I used to love that show!!" OH WOW, WHAT A BLAST!! It was amazing!!

Iñaki: YES!!

Oscar: "Ronald: Guys..." Yes?

Ronald: Where's Frenkie?

Francisco: He is probably sleeping. HE BETTER BE

Ronald: Good point

Carlitos: "Iñaki: YES!!" SI O NO? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOyXiZkGoeU

Iñaki: 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Oscar: I was so happy when the reboot news came out!!

Carlitos: YEEESSSS

Francisco: I feel bad for Frenks

Arnau: the amount of messages he is going to wake up to is gonna make him freak out

Francisco: That and I feel he won't get benched on Monday

30 March 2021

Riqui: Imagine not having Leo or Frenks for El Clasico

Arnau: No thank you

Ronald: GOD

Riqui: We know both will play.

Ronald: Sadly

Dembz: We should all get the yellows on their behalves

Riqui: With the 5 minutes I will probably be getting?!

Dembz: Rephrasing, the ones who start on Monday should volunteer to do their work

Dembz: Better?

Francisco: So you Serg and Oscar and possibly Ronald

Ronald: Gladly

Oscar: You know I am always ready to fight anyone

Dembz: I said Yellow cards Oscar NOT RED

Oscar: Yes yes

Riqui: 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Iñaki: Another way we can help Frenkie is if we all go to sleep now.

Riqui: Not sure if you're 22 or 82

Arnau: GUYS!! I found something fun to do!!

Ansu: 👀👀👀👀

Arnau: Which Blaugranet are you?

Dembz: Why

Arnau: Thought it would be fun😂

Dembz: But we are the Blaugranets...

Ansu: No shit

Dembz: What would be the point?

Arnau: Getting someone else

Ansu: Who'd you get?

Arnau: Unfortunately myself.

Dembz: Shocker

Arnau: 😒 I did not ask for sass.. either do it or shush it 😌

Dembz: Fiesty.

Ansu: I got me .. sighs

Dembz: Another shocker

Arnau: 😒😒😒

JC:

JC: HOW?! AND WHY IS HE THERE?! WHAT EVEN?!

JC: WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS MESS?!

Arnau: 😂😂😂 oh wow😂😂

Ronald: 😂😂

Pedri: I got me

Sergiño: Same here

Iñaki: I got Ronald😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ronald: 😂😂

Oscar: I got me

JC: 😑😑😑

Dembz: I got Ansu

Ansu: The Glow Up 😎

Riqui: I got curly.. where did I go wrong

Francisco: I got me

Pedri: But how are you guys not getting yourselves?

Frenkie: I got me

Carlitos: I got tiny 😂

Riqui: 😒

Arnau: Okay another quiz!!!

Ronald: How bored are you my guy

Arnau: Me? Bored?

Sergiño: A tiny bit I'd say yeah.

Iñaki: How even were you dragged into this rabbit hole @Arnau??

Ronald: We've established that he was EXTREMELY bored.

Frenkie: What's your quiz @Arnau?

Arnau: Which Barça player are you?

Dembz: Ousmane Dembélé #11 😒

Arnau: No shit

Dembz: Really...

Dembz: Arnau, remind me to never take your funtime suggestions

Arnau: fairs😂

Pedri:

Pedri: OMG 🥺🥰🥺🥰🥺🥰🥺

Frenkie: I got Busi for some reason.. but hey no complaints here 💙💙

Ansu: I got me again

Ronald:

Ronald: Why do I keep getting other people!! I got Fran in the last one and now Marc 😂

Ronald: Who am I

Ilaix:

Ilaix: I'm you now.

Ilaix: Also so true.

Ilaix: Also hi! 🤙🏿🤙🏿

Ansu: 💛💛

Ilaix:"JC: WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS MESS?!" 😂😂😂

Oscar:

Oscar: I'll fight whoever made this now. My look is fine as it is

Pedri: Of course bro

Frenkie: Sure thing

Ronald: A trim maybe

Ansu: A teeny-tiny bit

Oscar: Nope.

JC:

JC: BLOCKED AND REPORTED THE SYSTEM IS RIGGED THIS IS NOT REALISTIC!

JC: I REFUSE! I AM SUING.

Francisco: 😂😂😂😂😂

Ansu: 😂😂😂😂😂

Ilaix: Someone is out to get you

JC: YOU HAVE NO IDEA

Pedri: literally

Sergiño: BRO😂😅

Carlitos: That photo too😂

Dembz: Okay maybe this was worth it🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

JC: NEVER AGAIN AM I LISTENING TO YOU @Arnau

Arnau: How is this my fault😂 those are your choices 🤣

Riqui: So are we really ignoring the fact that Pedri got Leo.. ARE WE REALLY SKIPPING THAT FACT?!

Ilaix: 👀👀

Carlitos: OMG SO TRUE!

Ansu: I mean of all people, he gets Leo.. kinda like life imitating Art

Pedri: 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

Iñaki: The Capi's protege getting his mentor! Surprise surprise!!

Frenkie: It's precious

JC: AND HERE I AM GETTING THAT!

Dembz: 🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️

Pedri: I mean the answers are simple

JC: ARE THEY

Pedri: There are literally 4

JC: AND

Francisco: How do you mess up that bad?!

JC: WHY IS IT EVEN AN OPTION!!?!?!

Sergiño: The laughs

Ansu: Seeing you panic

Frenkie: Yikes

Ilaix: "Pedri: literally" I request elaboration

Carlitos: Well buddy, we are in kind of a pickle.

Ilaix: Still does not explain.

Riqui: Genius over here got us in trouble with Geri. And well he is getting his payback on us one by one.

Ilaix: OMG

Ilaix: ALL OF YOU?!

Ilaix: US**?????

Ilaix: Why did you drag me to the danger zone @Riqui

Sergiño: No no not all of us

Ronald: Twiddle-dee Twiddle-dumb twiddle-dumber and twiddle-dumbest

Oscar: In other words Dembz JC Carles and Riqui

Iñaki: And me but I'm safe now

Ilaix: YOU!?

Ansu: And I escaped it cause I got hurt. Woohoo🙃🙃

Ilaix: Yikes.

Arnau: The level of Panic Iñaki went through

Iñaki: AS I SHOULD HAVE.

JC: I hate this game. I'm out.

18 March 2021

Riqui: Can you guys believe we got Jan back?!

Oscar: Feels so unreal

Riqui: Like a dream

Oscar: Yes!

Ilaix: So there is a chance?

Arnau: There might be.

Riqui: We are not gonna pull a Geri and say Se queda.. But I have a good feeling about this

Carlitos: ouch

Ronald:

Ronald: Fingers Crossed

Frenkie: 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

Pedri: PLEASE!!!!!

Sergiño: I really can feel the energy changing tbh

Ansu: Let's go!!!

Francisco: 🤞🏻🤞🏻

Riqui: The way he brushed Barto and Rossell off 😂😂😂

Oscar: Like they were not there!

Arnau: They should not have been

Riqui: True

Oscar: Exactly!

Riqui: Oh by the way! @JC you disappeared for a week?! What happened?!

JC: oh .. um I locked myself out. I forgot to update you😂

Dembz: You deserve your results.

Dembz: I made backup accounts for everything.

Dembz: Even my damn bank account.

Iñaki: I don't think the bank account was necessary bro.

Dembz: I'm not taking any chances.

Arnau: 😂😂

JC: Smart move.

Ansu: Can't say the same about what you do every time.

JC: Shut up

Ansu: How's being back in France?

JC: Cool.

Ansu: Great

JC: No I mean the weather.

Ansu: 🤦🏾‍♂️

JC: 💁🏽‍♂️

Riqui: Anyone wants a My Little Pony video game?

Riqui: I'm asking for the 93486th time

Oscar: Just give it to one of your cousins or something

Riqui:

Oscar: You gotta use those braincells petit.

Ronald: You are asking way too much of him bro

Riqui: 😒

12 February 2021

Frenkie: Not a peep

Frenkie: Not one word!!!!

Francisco: No one is talking bro

Ansu: What is this sudden aggressive attitude hermano.. chill chill.

Francisco: ???

Ansu: !!!! He is yelling.. but quietly.

Dembz: Sure

Pedri: Are you talking about the thing?

Frenkie: Yep

Ansu: Thing??

Pedri: It's out there. Find it.

Ansu: 😩 just tell me.. me da pereza

Pedri: Nope. Frenkie said not a word

Ansu: 😒

Carlitos: "Ayuda Barça".. absolutely ayuda Barça.

Frenkie: 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

Ansu: Huh??

Carlitos: Just watch this https://twitter.com/FCBarcelona_es/status/1360250235440816128?s=19 😂

Frenkie: I should have just stayed quiet.

Dembz: Yep. You should have.

Riqui: BIG. MOOD.

Ronald : I'll say! Frenks speaking from the heart there.

Sergiño: Yep

Arnau: Wait wait... HOW DID YOU GET AYUDA BARÇA FROM HAKUNA MATATA?!

Frenkie: You try doing it!

Ronald: He was Speaking from the HEART

Arnau: 😂 It is so true it's hilariously sad

Ansu: Awwh Frenkie boy

Carlitos: 😂😂😂

Frenkie: I totally understand Geri.

Ronald: Speaking of..

JC: No.. no speaking of no mentioning no invoking his name

Iñaki: 😂😂😂

Ronald: Guessing you still haven't gotten anything.

JC: I said NO MENTIONING HIM

Dembz: If he had, we would have never heard the end of it come on..

Ansu: Dembrook is right.

Sergiño: I'll take your word for it.

________

Oscar: YOU ARE BARÇA!

Pedri: You okay there ojitos?

Oscar: Just watching the video😂

Pedri: Right right...

Oscar: 😂 Good stuff.. I am amused. Thank you @Frenkie

Frenkie: Sure.. my pleasure.

Oscar: I'll make sure to pronounce my words from now on. Wouldn't want you to mishear anything.

Frenkie:

Iñaki: 😂😂😂

13 February 2021

Oscar: What are your predictions?

Ansu: For? A lot of things happening today.

Oscar: The girls. Copa de La Reina final. I say 3-0

Riqui: 4-0

Carlitos: 2-0

Ronald: 6-0

Dembz: 4-1

Sergiño: 3-0

Pedri: 🤔 5-0

Pedri: What does the winner get though?

Carlitos: oooohhh.. interesting

Oscar: We'll see

Riqui: Oh no no.. Now

Oscar: I got nothing.

Arnau: The one with the biggest difference has to text Leo something really weird

Iñaki: Why..

Oscar: My question exactly

Arnau: For the laughs.

Francisco: Why Leo though..

Arnau: First name I thought of.

Pedri: Fair enough

Ansu: STAKES ARE UP!!

Arnau: So?

Riqui: Sure

Arnau: Anyone else has a say?

Frenkie: Nope. I'm good.

Iñaki: I rather not put myself in these circumstances

Iñaki: Anything related to Geri or Leo you can count me out. No thank you.

Francisco: Um.. maybe another time.

Arnau: Okay so 7 out of 13.. Frenkie Fran Iñaki JC Ansu and I will monitor it.

Ansu: No I want in.. 2-1

Arnau: Okay.. 8 out of 13.

_______

Ansu: AAAAHHH 1-0! Let's go Alexia!

Riqui: She really is the woman of firsts huh..

Oscar: 🙌🏻👑🙌🏻

...

Riqui: AITANA OH MY GOODNESS

Ronald: WOOOH!! BOY WHAT A GOAL

Carlitos: We are on track!

_______

Dembz: Come on!!

Oscar: JENNI!!!!!!!

Sergiño: Stop the count!!

Oscar: 😂😂 yes pls

Ronald: ABSOLUTELY NOT. I NEED 3 MORE GOALS

Carlitos: I already lost.. so Idc anymore..

Carlitos: Just don't go more than 4🙏🏻🙏🏻

_______

Pedri: Please.. 2 more😅

Riqui: 🙄 1

Arnau: 😂😂

_______

Ronald:

JC: I SAID DO NOT EVEN

Oscar: 😂😂😂

Ronald: I deserve this. This will serve as a lesson.

Ronald: NEVER again shall I put myself in your tonterias.

Ansu: 😂 you had to go that high

Ronald: I had faith in them

Oscar: As you should

Ronald: Of course

Frenkie: So what would Ronnie send Leo?

Ronald: I don't know what Ronnie will say but Ronald is not saying a thing.

JC: Ronnie and Ronald have to

Ronald: 😒

Riqui: Ronnie, Ron, Ronaldo, Ronaldiño, Ron Ron, RA

Carlitos: You done?

Riqui: Ronald Federico Araujo da Silva.

Riqui: Now I am

Dembz: All that talk and then BOOM hit splat in the face.

Oscar: On the bright side.. The ladies are COPA CHAMPIONS!!

Sergiño: How would we know if Ron did it

Sergiño: Nevermind.. had a brain fart and forgot screen caps exist

Arnau: Don't worry about it @Riqui has those all the time.

Riqui:🖕🏻

Arnau: 🤗🤗

Sergiño: I just realized I got it exactly right😅😂

Oscar: 🤝

Francisco: And Ro got double the amount😂

Ronald: just tell me what I gotta say to Leo so I can get the whole mess over with.

Iñaki: Dear Leo, One quarter of our bones are located in our feet. So please you have got to take care of those 52 bones. We want you to be on the pitch for a long time. Lots of Love, Ronron.

Ronald: Why.. just why

Carlitos: 😂😂😂😂

Riqui: I was gonna suggest a simple "Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupppppp-ah?!" But this is sooo much better 😂😂😂

Ansu: 😂 Bro

Pedri: Well Iñaki has a very very valid point there

Francisco: Ronron😂

JC: Don't forget the xoxo

Dembz: You had to go with 6

Ronald: NOT LIKE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A FIRST FOR THEM!!

Frenkie:

Sergiño:👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😂😂😂

Frenkie: So it will be?...

Iñaki: Dear Leo, One quarter of our bones are located in our feet. So please you have got to take care of those 52 bones. We want you to be on the pitch for a long time. Lots of Love, Ronron. xoxo 💌💌

Ronald: 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

Pedri: "Tic-toc tic-toc .. time is coming for the 3rd one to finally get it. See you on the pitch soon 😏😏 Love G"

Oscar: GUYS!!

JC: I swear if you say another quiz I am virtually punching you in the face.

Ronald: No!

Oscar: Not you

Ronald: 😒

Ansu: Ooohh problem in paradise??

Ronald: Hush

Oscar: Remember when Ronron said that he knows how to use a washingmachine and all that bs?

Arnau: No?

Oscar: WELL HE SAID IT.

Oscar: I wanted to prove myself right. Because I knew he was BSing.. and I WAS!

Ronald: You really did the most just for this??

Oscar: I HAD TO PROVE MYSELF RIGHT. I WAS, I AM AND I ALWAYS WILL BE RIGHT

Ansu: Stop shouting bro it's almost midnight!

Ansu: @Iñaki needs his beautysleep😂

Arnau: You really needed to @ him huh..

Iñaki: 😒

Oscar: Point is, I was right.. back to whatever the hell y'all were or were not doing 😌😌

Ronald: The level of pettiness...

Ronald: You've been hanging out too much with Riqui

Oscar: Maybe so

Pedri: Don't make him angry.. he might kick you like he did the Sevilla bench.

Ilaix: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

JC: You never cease to surprise me bro.

Ronald: I'm sorry, did my back hurt your knife?! What the heck was that!?!

Ansu: 😂Comedy gold, that's what that was

Pedri: 🤭🤭🤭🤭

20 March 2021

Sergiño: Plot twist to end all plot twists.

Ronald: I hate all of you, I'm going to sleep.. SMFH

Ansu: Night night Smaller non-green Hulk 💚

Ronald: Shut up 🖤

Pedri: Night night

.......

Dembz: Good morning morons

Dembz: We ready for tomorrow?

Riqui: Anoeta

Ilaix: Yep

Carlitos: Good luck

Francisco: 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

Dembz: I have a good feeling about it.

Sergiño: 🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽

____________

Riqui: Discounts are great Marc. I am right.

Riqui: Even Frenkie agrees.

Riqui:

Frenkie: 🤝🏻

Ilaix: Thanks for the meme.

Ansu: Marc was trying to be all nice and sweet

Ansu: and then @Frenkie just went for the kill😂

Ansu:

Oscar: Brutal honesty. Where is that energy here?

Frenkie: I always am, what do you mean.

Oscar: Okay, hair and beard, do I keep them?

Frenkie: No.. you look like an alternate version of Sergio Ramos.

Frenkie: No offense.

Oscar: OUCH

Ansu: Sheesh 😂

Frenkie: You asked me.

Riqui: You did not just mention him..

Riqui:

Frenkie: And?

Carlitos: Good luck

Riqui: Bud.. why would you ask for retaliation

Frenkie: I WAS ASKED.

Ronald: 🙂🙂

Iñaki: Say someone else!

Dembz: MARC WHAT.. I always need the stuff I buy.

JC: So the aquarium style coffee table was something you needed?!

Dembz: Yes

Ilaix: For what exactly?

Dembz: Aesthetics

JC: 🤦🏽‍♂️

Riqui: Frenks stoooop

Riqui:

JC: Can we not talk about him please? He is like Rumpelstiltskin.

Ilaix: Explain

JC: Say his name three times and he'll pop up out of nowhere.

JC: And no one wants that.

Sergiño: Actually I'm okay with it

Francisco: Same here

Ronald: Yeah

Iñaki: *stress*

Frenkie: Again, I was not wrong. Idk how he has time to breathe

Arnau: "JC: And no one wants that." I think you are the only one

Carlitos: 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

21 March 2021

Ansu: CONGRATS BRO!!! 🔥🔥🔥 @Sergiño

Iñaki: I honestly don't know how Marc has not punched Jordi yet..

Ansu: Nah he's a sweetheart.

Iñaki: I would have

Ansu: Sure you would

Iñaki: I WOULD!

Ansu: Mhm

22 March 2021

Iñaki:😒

Pedri: 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 @Sergiño

Ronald: The real question is @Frenkie how are you feeling?

Frenkie: Frenkie has checked out. He is not available at this moment, talk to him in 4 business days.

Oscar: Yikes

Pedri: INTERNATIONAL BREAK

Frenkie: 🙃🧡🙃

Francisco: Get some sleep bro. We're gonna be quiet.

Frenkie: ❤

---------

Pedri: @Oscar I really need you to cut your and trim that beard.. Please.

Ansu: So you saw him up close and personal

Pedri: Yep.. Not like I hadn't before, but there is someone to compare him to now and I don't like it

Oscar: 😒😒😒

Ilaix: So how was that encounter?

Pedri: It was alright. Didn't talk to him much.

Ilaix: Did you tell him to go easy on your legs in 19 days?

Pedri: He said all's fair in Love and El Clasico

Ilaix: BUT IT IS NOT

Pedri: I KNOW

Riqui: Good luck. Thankfully (sadly) I will be watching from the stands.

Pedri: I'll be fine

Carlitos: Yes you will

---------

Frenkie: Update.. I've slept 3 hours.

Iñaki: 😫😫😫😫

Frenkie: I'm good I'm good.

Ronald: take a nap during the day

Frenkie: I'm good bro.

Ansu: Are you?

Frenkie: 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Ansu: Right

Dembz: Ciao morons! See you in 2 weeks

23 March 2021

Ansu: Now what are we supposed to do.

Iñaki: 🤷🏼‍♂️

Iñaki: But seriously, how are you feeling bro?

Ansu: 🙃

Ilaix: That's encouraging.

Ansu: I mean I don't know, there will be tests and all that to see where we go from there

Ilaix: 🤞🏿🤞🏿🤞🏿🤞🏿🤞🏿🤞🏿

Iñaki: Hopefully they come out optimistic🤞🏻🤞🏻

Ansu: ❤❤❤

.......

JC: Guys do any of you know how to remove an oil stain off of cotton?

Ilaix: How

Carlitos: What did you do?

JC: I spilled oil on my shirt.

Oscar: Ask Ronron he is an expert in doing laundry.

Ansu: 😂😂😂😂

Carlitos: But why did you?

JC: I was trying to cook

Carlitos: And you thought it was a good idea?!

JC: At the time, yes

Carlitos: 👏🏻

JC: I DID NOT ASK FOR OPINIONS I ASKED FOR ADVICE

JC: So if you don't have any advice.. hush and let me think

Ansu: A day of firsts I see

JC:🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽

Ansu: 🤗🤗🤗

Carlitos: I'll send you what you need to do on pm @JC

JC: Merci!!❤❤

Oscar: such a dad

24 March 2021

Ronald: Bro.. you need to sleep @Frenkie

Ronald: This has gone on far too long

Ronald: You're gonna end up like me

Ronald: And we do not want that

Frenkie: How.. I cannot.

Francisco: Just say you aren't feeling well.

Frenkie: But I am

Francisco: You are not bro

Riqui: You really are not Frenks, you need a break.

Frenkie: 😣😣😣😣

Oscar: I MEAN COME ON.. THEY NEED TO REALIZE IT BY NOW

Ronald: 🙃🙃

Iñaki: I honestly don't know how you are able to function bud

Iñaki: It really is admirable.. I could never

Ansu: Have you slept at all @Frenkie?

Frenkie: I have

Ronald: How much?

Frenkie: I have

Oscar: HOW MANY HOURS

Frenkie: 8 hours

Ronald: Good. That's not bad

Frenkie: in 2 days.

Ronald: What the fuck

Frenkie: 🙂

Ronald: NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO SAY A WORD PAST 22:00 PM TONIGHT OR I WILL KICK ALL OF YOUR ASSES

Oscar: Like the Sevilla bench?

Ansu: Yes Sir smaller non-green Hulk sir! 🙅🏿‍♂️

Ronald: Exactly. Try me.

Ansu: 😧

Frenkie: 😂😂😂❤❤

Ronald: bro I am so tired I could sleep for 3 months

Ansu: I honestly don't know how you are still standing

Ansu: *knocks on wood*

JC: You and me both.

Ansu: Ey!

Dembz: Anything from the tree yet?

JC: No. This.. *points everywhere* I am so done with this.

Ansu: It's gone long enough he has to have something prepared.

JC: Whatever it is, can he get it over with already?

Dembz: You sound like Iñaki😂

Iñaki: My senses tingled... Who invoked my name?

Ansu: Ous

Dembz: You know he can read right?

Iñaki: Still nothing?

JC: Yep

Ronald: Luis told me that Geri once switched his phone's wallpapers with some weird-ass ones. And he spent 3 days trying to figure out how it happened.

JC: Well he can't do that to me now can he..

Carlitos: Cross that out for me as well.

Ansu: Things could be worse.

JC: I just remembered something.. like I just realised how insane what he did was...

Ronald: The wallpapers?

JC: No not that!

JC: How did he find out where I live?

Pedri: Bro you told him.

JC: I most certainly did no such thing!

Francisco: But you did.

JC: Oh look the other half of the duo popped up.

JC: But I did not!

Riqui: YOU WROTE YOUR ADDRESS ON THE CARD DUMBASS!

JC: 😐

Carlitos: 😂😂

JC: Okay But why ARE YOU YELLING AT ME!?

Riqui: I wasn't.. I forgot the Capslock was on. I was yelling at Jordi.

Sergiño: Jordi?? Alba??

Riqui: Nono, not that Jordi, my Jordi

Sergiño: ???

Carlitos: Mboula

Sergiño: Right..

Riqui: But yeah not at you Jan.

JC: Okay 💚

Riqui: At least not in that exact moment.. could still happen.

JC: The previous answer would have been enough.

Frenkie: I missed playing that Camp Nou.. It's been forever.

Frenkie: When was the last time we played there??

Pedri: Eibar, December 29.

Frenkie: 😣😣😣😣

Pedri: And we have Rayo tomorrow.. Nightmares..

Ronald: What are you worried about I'm the one who has to cover all of the damn pitch

Frenkie: Talking like I don't do that as well

Pedri: Yeah..

Francisco: I would like to do that but Ronald still won't let me

Ronald: I won't let you? How would I not let you!?

Francisco: No not you, the other Ronald..

Sergiño: We need a codename for him

Frenkie: Wouldn't it be easier to just call him "gaffer" or "boss" or "mister"?

Carlitos: Boss? Boss of what exactly?

Riqui: Bad decisions.

Ansu: 🤭🤭🤭🤭

JC: Damn

Riqui: Curlitos made it way too easy😂

Carlitos: 😂😂

Sergiño: So what would the codename be?

Arnau: Koeman just call him Koeman

Iñaki: Exactly no need to complicate things..

Frenkie: Right

Riqui: So what should the codename be?

Iñaki: Or you can just ignore us

Carlitos: Blond Ronald

Oscar: 🤦🏼‍♂️

Ronald: Seriously

Riqui: @Carlitos

Dembz: I got nothing

Carlitos: 😒😒😒😒😒

Frenkie: Just call him Koeman

Pedri: But that is too obvious

Frenkie: Not you too!

Pedri: 🤷🏻‍♂️

________

JC: Guys.. Oh no.. oh no.. OH NO

Dembz: Did he do it?

________

Riqui: Jan???

Carlitos: Where did he go?!

Ansu: 🤷🏾‍♂️

27 January 2021

Sergiño: Good luck my dudes!

Ansu: No ETs please.

Riqui: Sure

Pedri: Look we are trying.

Ronald: Here we go again

Frenkie: 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

Oscar: 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

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Ansu: This is why Pedri plays

Carlitos: Oh so this is how we're gonna do it?

...........

Ansu: How do you let them score like that

Sergiño: 😩😩😩

....

Ansu: LIONEL DE MI VIDA!!

Ansu: Another please.

........

Carlitos: COME ON!!!

....

Ansu: FRENKIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Carlitos: I PROMISE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU BLONDIE I AM GIVING YOU A BIG KISS!!

........

Ansu: END. IT.

...

Ansu: THANK YOU.

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Ronald: I don't want to talk about it.

Frenkie: Good night.

Pedri: Can't blame you two😅

Sergiño: Fair enough

28 January 2021

JC: So um..

Riqui: HE'S ALIVE

JC: For now yep... Geri is gonn kill me

JC: HOW DID HE KNOW I'M COMING BACK!?

Dembz: You're coming back?!

JC: Yep, but not for good..

JC: He knows... how!??!!,

Dembz: And then go where?

JC: If I survive Geri.. I have options

Riqui: Oh damn

_____________

JC: Bro he literally texted me this

JC: [28/1 16:48] Geri🆘️: Welcome Back Janet. See you soon.. well not actually but yeah.. soon.

[28/1 16:50] Geri🆘️: Oh and let your buddies know that after I'm done with you, I'm coming for them.

[28/1 16:53] Geri🆘️: xoxo

Ansu: Jeez

JC: I feel it coming... It's gonna be soon

Riqui: This is like the presidential elections.. Soon is taking too long bro

Carlitos: Pure torture.

Oscar: It's on you idiots.

Ronald: Yep

Riqui: AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN

Carlitos: 😂

Arnau: Because you're an idiot

Riqui: Takes one to know one 😌

Ronald: Ah playground clapbacks

Pedri: JC Geri told me to tell you to check your mailbox once you get home.

JC: WHAT HOME

Pedri: Where you're at right now

JC: HOW DID HE KNOW I WAS OUT

Pedri: I'm just a messenger

Iñaki: I don't get why though

Arnau: Bro just be happy you are no longer involved and shush

Pedri: I have no idea.

Francisco: Geri said that it is pointless to try to understand his logic. It is way too evolved for your braincells to comprehend.

Carlitos: IS THIS WHY YOU TWO ARE TOGETHER ALL THE DAMN TIME?!

Pedri: Nope

Francisco: Nope

Dembz: WHAT THE FUCK?!

Dembz: HE SAID JC FIRST WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!

Riqui: ??????

Dembz: He legit hijacked my accounts!

Carlitos: HUH???

Dembz: PS5 and Netflix and D+... ALL OF THEM

JC: WHAT?!?!?!?!

Sergiño: That's cruel.

Ronald: OH SHIT

Oscar: 😳😳😳😳😳

Dembz: MAN FUCK THIS.. JC WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FIRST!

Dembz: He said it himself bro why would He play me like that!!!

Oscar: To let your guard down?

Ansu: 😮😮😮😮

Carlitos: Why has he been torturing Jan like that 😂😂

JC: Ha ha very funny

Francisco:🙊🙈

Riqui:"Dembz: He said it himself bro why would He play me like that!!!" To get you to sleep early and focus

😌😌😌🤷🏼‍♂️😌

Dembz: 😒😒😒

Riqui: Accept it

JC: So this means I'm next⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

Ronald: God speed bro

Carlitos: I hate him

Riqui: Sure sure

Carlitos: I do

Riqui: of course

Carlitos: I do I decided I do just now.

Arnau: Of course

Carlitos: Sit down it's none of your business

Iñaki: Hostility levels are too high right now

Dembz: HOW DO I GET THESE BACK

Francisco: 🙃

Ronald: I'll help you out.

Frenkie: I leave for 3 hours...

Frenkie: What the hell happened?!?

Sergiño: Dembrook got his

Frenkie: 😳

Frenkie: But it was supposed to be JC

Pedri: So we thought

Francisco: But it was not

Frenkie: I just read! Holy crap 🙊

Riqui: And now we are lost.

Carlitos: 🙂

Frenkie: Sorry Ous🙊

Arnau: And I thought Riqui was annoying.

Riqui: Shut up

Ansu: Levels to that

Dembz: Never complaining about Ricard ever again

Riqui: Hilarious

Carlitos: You know we love you

Riqui: 💜🖕🏻💜

Carlitos: Back at you petit.

1 February 2021

Ronald: Are we going to talk about this or what?

.....

Ansu: Talk about What??

Ronald: Why are you always the first to reply?

Ronald: I mean thank you for replying always. Truly appreciated.

Ansu: I was bored

Ronald: Gee.. thanks

Ansu: What did you want to talk about bro?

Ronald: The message??

Ansu: What message?

Ronald: "[1/2, 17:39] Geri💥: 14 15 20 25 15 21, 2 21 20 20 8 5 15 20 8 5 18 19, 19 8 15 21 12 4 2 5 3 1 18 5 6 21 12 8 15 23 20 8 5 25 20 1 12 11 1 2 15 21 20 13 5 9 14 25 15 21 18 3 12 21 2 8 15 21 19 5. Ciao✌🏻"

Carlitos: What the frick is that supposed to be!?

Riqui: Frick

Carlitos: Shut it

Arnau: Is Geri okay?

Pedri: Did he send you his lottery picks??

Frenkie: I feel Geri is a bit bored possibly

Ronald: NONE OF YOU CLOWNS GOT IT?!

Dembz: No....

Dembz: I GOT MY ACCOUNTS BACK BTW!

Dembz: Well except PS5.. idk why it won't work.

Dembz: I tried everything I just cannot seem to get access!!!

Dembz: I hate him. I just want to play my games! I HAVE EARNED IT.

Ronald: You sure did.

Iñaki: Back to Ro's text now

JC: Ro???

Iñaki: Problem?

JC: Not at all

Iñaki: Alrighty then

Francisco: I think you were the only one who got that text @Ronald

Ronald: I kinda figured..

Oscar: But why?

Ronald: I'm gonna text him back

JC: YOU'RE WHAT?!

Ronald: I'm gonna ask what he meant.. you know.. have a proper conversation with him.

Dembz: You sure it's a good idea?!

Ronald: Unlike you clowns I prefer to deal with things directly.

Riqui: Well that's stupid

Ronald: Aha.. and how has not talking to Geri gone for you?

Carlitos: 😒😒😒

Ronald: Exactly

Iñaki: Bold move brother

Arnau: I mean yeah

Ansu: And honestly Big Ron can take him

Ronald: Please don't call me that

Ansu: It's settled, from now on you are Big Ron.

Ronald: 😑

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Frenkie: Isn't his birthday tomorrow??

Pedri: yep

Sergiño: How is the decoding going @Dembz?

Dembz: *Screams*

Sergiño: Cool

Ansu: We should get him a present or something.

Ronald: So I did it.

Ronald: I don't know what y'all were so afraid of.

Riqui: Well Big Ron, not all of us are safe.

Ronald: Please don't make this a thing

Oscar: It even feels weird to me.

Riqui: Alright Oscardo

Oscar: What tf is that

Ronald: He replied.

JC: THIS FAST?! WHAT IS HE MONITORING HIS PHONE?!

Ronald: I like when people reply quickly.. makes talking to them easier

Francisco: Umm.. what did he say?

Ronald: He said you clowns not you Pedri, Frenkie, Fran, Arnau, Oscar, Iñaki, Sergiño, should decipher the words.

Riqu: you really needed to name names huh.

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Ansu: WAIT... WHY NOT NOT ME THOUGH

Ronald: Cause you're a clown

Ansu: AM I BACK UNDER THREAT?!

Ansu: I CANNOT RUN I AM HURT. HAVE MERCY ON ME I AM IN PAIN GERI

Ronald: No you are simply a clown😌

Ansu: Oh Thank God!

Ansu: BUT HEY

Frenkie: So each number is a letter?!

Mapi joined via invitation Link

Oscar: Hiya

Mapi: Look here tontos, the girls and I are tired of the BS.

Arnau: Same.. but what BS

Mapi: Oh this is not for you boys specifically, there was just no other way to directly talk to the others...

Mapi: So @Ronald please transmit my words to the guys.. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!

Mapi: Okay, thank you! Ciao✌🏻🤘🏻❣

Mapi Left

Pedri: Madre mia

Ansu: YEAH YOU HEARD MARIA! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

Riqui: umm..

Frenkie: not gonna lie, she is right

Pedri: I am so glad she didn't ask me to do it, I already have too much on my plate.

Dembz: What do you mean?!

Francisco: Geri told us he will be needing us to send messages to the Four

Sergiño: Why not do it directly himself?

Francisco: 🤷🏻‍♂️ I don't ask questions.

Iñaki: Right. As you should.

3 February 2021

Carlitos: Sup duckers!

Riqui: Duckers

Ansu: 😂

Carlitos: 😒 🖕🏻

Pedri: At least your phone can't autocorrect that.

Ronald: I figured it out.

JC: ???

Ronald: The letters are the numbers

JC: Math?!

Ronald: "Not you, but the others, should be careful about how they talk about me in your club house"

Carlitos: WHY NOT DO IT LIKE THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE!?

Riqui: What Club house

Dembz: I KEEP TELLING YOU HE KNOWS

Pedri: He doesn't

JC: I am more and more convinced each time that he does.

Carlitos: 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒

Francisco: He doesn't

Arnau: Kinda looks like he does

Dembz: Anything new with you @JC

JC: All chill bro

Dembz: Unfuckingfair

JC: Maybe the basket worked?

Sergiño: Sure

Frenkie: Maybe

Pedri: Nope

JC:😑

Riqui: Guys..

Riqui: I got a package

Ronald: Card?

Riqui: Oh 😅 It's just the videogames I ordered.

Carlitos: We really are going to carry on like this

Riqui: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!

Pedri: ???

Riqui: I did not order these!

Arnau: No he did not😂

JC: HOW EVEN

Riqui: WHAT THE HELL IS A MY LITTLE PONY GAME DOING IN THIS!

Riqui: I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE JUST DOWNLOADED THE SOFT COPY

Riqui: 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

Carlitos: My little Pony😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Carlitos: The Irony 😂😂😂

Riqui:

Francisco: I bet

Sergiño: But how did he know?!

JC: Riqui right now

JC:

Riqui: 😒😒😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

Pedri: "2 down, 2 to go. And A surprise"

Carlitos: OH FUCK OFF!!

Frenkie: Oh look the word came out correctly.

Carlitos: I paid attention this time

Iñaki: Should have paid attention months ago and not pissed Gerard off

Carlitos: Buzz off

Arnau:😂

Oscar: He is right

Dembz: Hey @Riqui at least you can return them..

Riqui: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! THERE IS NO RECEIPT!!!!

Ronald: Oh damn

JC: So that just leaves me and Curly??

Francisco: Yep

Sergiño: But Jean was supposed to be first.

JC: 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️😑😑😑😑😑😒😒😒😒

Dembz: I am still angry about that!!!

Dembz: I WAS NOT MENTALLY PREPARED!!

JC: I WAS.. NOW WE ARE BACK TO 0!

Ronald: But nooo, don't talk to him.

5 February 2021

Ansu: Geri with Ibai!

Arnau: Watching😂

Ronald: Same

......

Riqui: SAY WHO YOU WANT TO WIN

......

Riqui: HOW DARE HE TALK SO NICELY ABOUT ME AFTER PULLING THAT CRAP!!

Riqui: YOU ARE NOT FOOLING ANYONE GERARD!!

Ronald: 💙💙💙💙

Ansu: That was so nice though! 🥺🤩

Pedri: 🥺💖🥺💖🥺💖

.......

Oscar: Geri have mercy on Ibai😂😂

Arnau: That was very fun

Iñaki: HOW HAS IT BEEN 2 HOURS!

Carlitos: Who do you think will win the elections??

Arnau: Honestly no idea

Oscar: They keep shooting themselves in the foot then recovering then doing it again.. The confusion

14 left footed goals

14 right footed goals