#deethejester

Also congrats to @misslunarblue , @the-amazeeng-idiot , and @frogandbird for getting the Amy, Blaze, and Charmy Kinkameleons respectively!!!(wow Frog, you have a lot of bee critters now!!!)

I think I shall name him ✨⭐️MONTY⭐️✨ after another famous Crocodilian with snazzy sunglasses!!!

Here he is comforting Corey, who’s still recovering from the fire that took the original ranch. (Idk if you can tell, but she has bandages on her arms because she helped Calypso lift burning rubble to free trapped critters, so her hands/arms were burned)

I’m specifically here for the Enby Whisp!!!! (I’m a cis girlie, but I LOVE all my Enby/genderqueer friends (Platonically), so I wanna get this absolute beauty in honor of them!!!) I offer them a Genderqueer flag and the name ✨💛🤍💜🖤ANDI💛🤍💜🖤✨ (btw, do all Enby Whisps have only one horn? Or has that not been implemented as a rule?)

BEST OF LUCK TO EVERYONE TRYING FOR THESE PRIDE BEAUTIES!!!

(If I don’t get them, you can show this as fanart for whoever does!!!)

ADOPTED!!! Andi accepts their name and can't wait to go home with you!!!

As for the question about the horn, I've only done it one other time, so yes and no, most enby whisps will have one horn but there are times where a mutation happens and enby whisps will have multiple horns or whisp with an assigned gender will have one horn, but it's not often that, that happens. I hope that makes sense.

Specifically the Doe!!! I think Im gonna name her ✨🖤ONYX🖤✨

BEST OF LUCK FOR EVERYONE TRYING FOR THESE BEAUTIES!!!!

(You can show this even if I don’t get her btw!!!)

Congratulations. You have adopted Onyx.

And, since Pride Month is just around the corner, I decided to base the egg off of the Polyamorous Flag, since I am Poly myself!!!

Here’s the egg!!!

And here’s Aster caring for the egg!!!

Happy pride month!!! Here is your new child, I Hope you like em!!!

I’ve taken a liking to Silverfish #2!!!

She really seems to like cheese, doesn’t she? I think I’ll name her ✨🧀MOUSE🧀✨

(She also reminds me of a Mouser from TMNT 2012, so I think her name fits!!!)

And, for your payment, I offer you this Rainbow Unicorn Squishmallow!!!

I truly hope that you like my offer, cuz I REALLY like your little critters!!!

"The purchase has been made! Mouse is yours to take home."

Oh, that's adorable. I love her munching!

Fun fact. I was trying to think what Silverfish were cross-mutated with and decided on rats. Hence the cheese. So I love the name! Suiting on multiple levels.

I present to you…

A Pearl Carbunkit!!!

She was originally intended for a Mermay themed batch before I came up with the egg idea, but I couldn’t bear to see her remain scrapped, so CONGRATULATIONS, she’s all yours now!!!

All you gotta do is name her!!!

AHHHH SHE'S SO PRETTY!!! Her name shall be ✨Chrom✨

Here's your surprise critter!!! It seems to be a rare species of pixie!!! It's a bug variation, in this case your pixie has snail features!!!

Now all that's left is to give them a name and gender/pronouns!!!

(Also super sorry about the asks yesterday. I forgot that I was on cooldown from getting Monty before the 24 hours was up)

I am specifically trying for the Intersex Kinkameleon!!! I imagine that he uses he/she/they pronouns, and I shall name her ✨💛💜💛RUDY💛💜💛✨

(Also, LOVE the fact that all of them have a white heart marking over their eyes!!!)

And here is Corey giving them chin scratches!!!

BEST OF LUCK FOR EVERYONE TRYING FOR THESE BEAUTIES!!!

(If I don’t get them, just consider this fanart for whoever does!!!)

Aww, thank you so much :)