#dee becile

(characters belong to @amuseoffirebane/ @ask-the-becile-boys)

Do you have any thoughts on how they would have raised a kid?

Ohhhhh, y'know, it'd be easy to joke about how they'd be terrible influences and the most rowdy, trouble-inspiring set of uncles and aunt, but they'd probably be a mixed bag... They'd just stagger their bad ideas until the kids were older XD

Hare's squeamish around Human Oozes so he'd probably keep any babies at arm's length, literally. Once the kid was older he'd be teaching them card and coin tricks and how to steal from the adults, and then sneaking them out of the house, and you know you're gonna be getting your license soon, have you ever considered driving a get-away car. And of course if the kid was queer he'd be very supportive.

The Skull is 100% a disciplinarian and a snitch so that kid is going to do their homework. He'd be against Hare's influence in some ways, mostly in trying to point the kid away from stealing from other family members, and in doing so ends up a target for hi-jinks himself. The kid would not be scared of The Skull because he would not hurt them.

The Jack, well, assuming the timeline stays the same, he wouldn't be left alone with the kid a lot. In actuality he'd be more likely to run away from a crying child than to put them in any danger, but no-one trusts him at that point. Once the kid was older they'd probably get tasked with watching out for The Jack like Hare and The Skull were.

Dee was a mother in her past life, but there's only so much you can do from behind a closed door. She might offer advice to Hare when the kid starts to have complicated emotional problems, or talk through the door to them for short times.

Locksmith was locked up, but that's ok, because manipulation aside, the kid would find Locksmith borrrinnngggg.

Riker and Scratch don't super factor in here, but if they did... Riker probably isn't great with kids or teens and knows it, so while he wouldn't be mean, he'd be stand-offish. Scratch on the other hand is young enough to remember being a teen and would be friendly with them.

And Tatters would love the attention.

Pa' faisait 1m83.

I don't know why, but one day I thought that Dee would look beautiful in a dress (She probably doesn't like dresses very much though.)

YEEEAH man that one. that one is.

Old.

Old as balls.

I've been pecking away at that since, christ, I think before I took over the askblog? /checks, YEAH the oldest data on it is from December 2018 so RIGHT BEFORE, and I'm sure I had the idea prior to writing anything. It really should have been done by now, but, whatever. I got too in my head about it and got scared of writing it wrong, so it kept getting put off. It WILL be finished as a sort of cap to the current arc.

The fic goes over as much of Dee's life as I think will be appropriate, at least past Pops' death and probably to a few years after Riker arrives, but before Scratch since that was already covered. We've got some of the stuff from the boys' POV as she was being created and a nice chunk about her starting to wear the sweaters, and a few dots of things along the way. I want to have her and Hare's first meeting, maybe some of her interactions with Pops.