#deadpool's back

Stuck In A Bed With You (Chapter 2- Nothing Else Like Me)

Rhomann raised an eyebrow. “New team member of yours?”

“No.” Rocket flatly said. “I’ve never seen this idiot before in my life.”

Deadpool spat out his cookie. “Ok first off, who in the hell thought putting oatmeal in these things was a good idea? Chocolate is not overrated people, and I would gladly take a bath in it right now.”

“Secondly that hurt little buddy.” He wagged a finger at the raccoon while strolling over. “Not with pain but like when you hate your day job and go home to binge watch the series finale of Friends, only to fantasize about a threesome.”