#deadlymistakes

The Ultimate "What Had Happened Was…" 🕊️✨

POV: You made the rookie mistake of telling her to "calm down" and now you’re having a one-on-one debrief in the afterlife. 💀 We’ve all been there—that split second where you realize you chose the wrong dialogue option and suddenly the loading screen is just pearly gates. It’s the peaceful bench talk for me. Just vibes, zero regrets, and a very patient Jesus listening to your life's greatest tactical error. Sometimes you just have to laugh at the chaos because honestly? The audacity was heavenly. 🌤️🙏