#de lazzo

Detroit Evolution: Homecoming DAY 1: Lazzo

Gavin: How do you know what's good for me?

Nines: THAT'S MY OPINIOOOON!!!!

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Nines: Do you ever wanna talk about your emotions, Gavin?

Gavin: No

Chris: I do

Nines: I know, Chris

Chris: I'm sad

Nines: I know, Chris

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Tina: *Sees Gavin and Nines together* Two bros, chillin' in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they're not gay ;)

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Nines: You ready to fucking die!?

Ada: I'M A BAD BITCH YOU CAN'T KILL ME

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Gavin: How much money do you have?

Chris: 69 cents

Gavin: Ah, you know what that means

Chris: I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets :((

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Nines: *Approaches bully* GRRRRRR

Bully: IIIISEKOSJEIWIW GET YOUR FUCKIN DOG BITCH

Gavin: It don't bite

Nines: *glares*

Bully: YES IT DO KSLSIWOEKWLSO

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*Reed900 kiss happening*

Chris: Oh my god they were roommates

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Tina: Gav, look, it's the good kush

Gavin: This is the dollar store, how good can it be

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Nines: Go put those android spare parts back

Lazzo: You can't make me do ANYTHING *lays down on the floor and slides away*

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Tina: Who's the hottest Uber driver you ever had?

Chris: Um I never went to Oovoo Javer

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Nines: Release all of the sounds that are trapped in your mind

Ada: *demonic screech*

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Someone: Hey, how much you pay for that taco?

DEArtfest Day 4: #Proposal

POV: You are Lazzo’s android girlfriend. He is proposing with his favourite boa.

Do you accept?

Day 9- Mermaid au

Lazzo: Okay, I ate a couple fries out of the delivery bag! Every driver does it!

Gavin: No, we're not here for that.

Lazzo: Is this about weed?

Nines: Should it be?