Okay but, imagine that Bruce gets hit with a age reversal spell and instead of getting a little sad 8 year old Bruce to take care of (Which is what everyone was hoping for) they get 14 year old seething Bruce who is STRAIGHT from the mental hospital. And somehow he hates EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM. Genuinely, none of them can get him to like him and some of them have never even talked to him.
When Dick tries to help him up at the scene and check him down for any wounds - a slightly nervous smile on his face. He scowls and groans super loud, possibly tossing a couple pieces of gravel at him before smacking away his hand. Not to mention making a comment as loud as he could - alerting everyone in the closest meter by saying "Fucking smiley clown. I hate fakes like you,". All before walking away (in the wrong direction).
He ends up hating Jason for the whole gun thing, but also because he finds him fake as hell. "What the fuck do you think you know about being tough?" Bruce was sitting in the batcave - sipping on a juice box after getting checked out, "More than you Bitch boy-" he stuck out his tounge, "Don't fucking talk to me like that!" Jason stood up from his seat a table away. Right before Jason getting close, Bruce got up, spat on his shoes and walked off, "Whatever Bitch Boy - talk to me after you can fight without those guns,"
He doesn't like Tim because the fact that he works way too much and it reminds him of his dad. Bruce doesn't even bother to talk to him - just walking away before Tim can even talk to him.
He doesn't like Cass because she 'snuck up' on him (literally just walking to him like she normally does) and he jumped so high that he could have touched the celling if it was lower. It was silent for a second before he just squinted and just left.
He doesn't like Damian because he looks a lot like a younger version of Bruce and it makes him sick to his stomach. Mostly because he hates himself and hates his younger self even more - blaming him for the death of his parents. Just standing around Damian makes him all types of uncomfortable that he refuses to think about for too long.
He doesn't like Duke because his last name is Thomas and somehow that is an S-class offence in the young boys eyes.
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Do u think we could get a de aged baby (literally too bc he’s younger than Tim so he’s kinda in the same boat as Damian LOL) Duke included too? I miss seeing ur Duke content :,3
After somehow waking up as a preschooler, Danny wasn't sure what to do. His parents and others were unsure of what to say or do. And as it turned out, they weren't even trying to fix it. As it's again Adorable baby Danny, they can fix it later.
Later Jazz was told to babysit her baby brother while their family was away, something with the G.I.W. or similar in amity park.
So she just took him with her to school. And the funny thing was that the professors accepted him because he didn't scream and make problems. He could stay and listen to the class.
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Out of sheer boredom, Danny started working on the tests the students were taking, completely unaware that they were considered difficult.
To the teachers' delight, he aced every exam he took. From math to History or Art.
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Meanwhile, Tim sat in shock, frozen in place until someone had to nudge him to move.
"What's going on?" Damian shouted, breaking the silence.
The engineering professor replied, "He didn't get first place on the test, so he's stuck like this."
"So?" Dick interjected, looking puzzled. "It's not the first time."
The professor added, "He lost to the little sibling of our top student."
He gestured to little Danny, who was strolling past them. Dick did a double take while Damian burst out laughing.
The Z team are fighting a villain with time manipulation powers and he uses that to de-age the group before running away. Until the effects are reversed or they catch the villain, someone needs to take care of the group of confused, superpowered children who have no memories of their adult life. Of course, Blazer is too busy trying to find the person responsible and Chase might break a hip trying to chase after them so babysitting duty falls squarely on Robert's shoulders. Robert is okay with kids. But now he has 10 kids to keep track of and make sure they don't hurt themselves or random civilians.
Out of all the kids, Golem is the quietest. He's a small mound of mud and clay vaguely in the shape of a child. He barely speaks but can be seen watching everything with wide eyes. Robert has to keep him from eating random trash he finds on the side walk.
Punch Up is hard to understand. Both because he talks incredibly fast and because his accent is incredibly thick. Robert doesn't understand half the words he says but at least he doesn't have super strength yet so Robert's balls get to live.
Coupé is quiet. But not in a wide-eyed awe like Golem. She's analytic, on edge at all times and her English is broken, speaking mostly French. She doesn’t trust Robert at first but when he buys her the ballerina Barbie he sees her staring at, she softens up. If anyone even looks at Robert wrong, she's more than happy to throw a knife at them.
Invisigal is surprisingly clingy. As in, she will not leave his side. She still curses. A lot. She's almost definitely not a good influence on the other kids but she'll listen to Robert.
The same cannot be said for Flambae. Flambae is a little asshole who refuses to do anything people tell him. Especially Robert. He's also tried to run away enough times that Robert has invested in a fireproof child leash.
Prism is the first to tell him, "You're not my dad, you can't tell me what to do." She partners with Flambae to pull pranks on their temporary caretaker. She decided to go easier on Robert when he bought her a pair of light-up sneakers.
Malevola can open portals to anywhere she can imagine. She doesn't try to run away. Oh no, she likes to randomly jump scare Robert at any given moment. She also hasn't quite grown into her horns yet and as a safety measure, Robert has given her squishy poms poms to cover the points.
Sonar was a dinosaur kid. He can and will talk the ear off of anyone who sticks around long enough to listen to his dinosaur facts. Robert nods along as Sonar tells all about the brontosaurus's plant-based diet. He needs special earmuffs to help block out all the excess noise around him.
Phenomaman is incredibly small and slightly green. Something completely normal for his species apparently. He's surprised that the other kids actually talk to him and think it's cool that he can fly.
Waterboy was a crybaby as a kid. And when you can cry literal buckets of water, that can be a problem. He responds well to constant reassurance and praise from Robert. Something he never really gets from anyone else in his life.
Robert didn't get a lot of sleep before. Now? Sleep is dead. Coffee is his God. And he needs more fruit snacks to bribe the kids with. At least they all like Beef.
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warnings: [you're Bruce's wife], fluff, tim and damian get deaged (seperately)
summary: They get (seperately) deaged into a toddler. God might help you.
a/n: as promised, here is the last part (please ignore that it took me a month), hope you enjoy!
｡𖦹°‧ TIM DRAKE
Of course. They should‘ve seen that coming from a mile. As soon as the files said ‘Beware of magic user‘, and ‚Do not interact‘, it was obvious that you should not, under any circumstances, mess with them. But it wouldn‘t be his fashion, not to at least drop a few snarky comments during the midst of battle.
Which got him into this exact situation.
Bruce keeps him craddled to his chest, studying the tiny face that stares right back at him. Tim is a calm toddler. Maybe it is the comforting presence of Bruce, or something else, but the toddler doesn‘t seem nervous at all. Just mindlessly staying laid in his secure arms, sometimes letting out a soft mumble.
»Oh, you are back already? How‘s Tim?«
You enter the cave, tightening your night robe around you against the cool tempareture of the cave. Bruce doesn‘t seem to be responsive until he finally lifts his head to meet your gaze.
He turns in his chair to reveal the now toddler version of Tim, curiously peering to you. For a moment, the world seems to have stopped. The blue eyes are so similar to Tim, your third son with Bruce that you took in like the others. It is almost uncanny.
»That‘s… Tim got hit by magic spell. He‘ll be a toddler for a while.« He finally informs you, staying seated on his chair as if scared of breaking the almost peaceful moment.
After processing the information as best as possible, you approach the two carefully, eventually holding your index finger out for him to hold. Tim‘s now tiny hand curls aroundit, grip firm but not squeezing. Just something grounding.
A few happy giggles escape the toddler, apparently having thought or seen something funny.
»Having fun, bub?« Bruce murmurs softly, voice tender towards him. Eyes crinkled with fondness, chest filled with warmth.
Tim replies with a squeak, legs kicking in his arms, possibly bored and wanting to cause some mayhem. It fills you with a sense of amusement, letting go of his hand to tickle his tummy gently, which causes him to break out into giggles.
Bruce watches with affection, a silent sigh escaping him.
The evening progresses with giggles and light laughter, tiring Tim out until he is asleep again, satisfied with the day‘s activities.
｡𖦹°‧ DAMIAN WAYNE
First, Bruce was horrified when he found Damian as a toddler in the cave. Did he somehow manage to skip back to the past and now has to raise his son on his own again? God, he hopes not.
It wasn‘t until you came by into the cave to check on the crying, not being able to explain the sound. Finally, he realised that he is still in the present, however there is still a big problem with them.
»Bruce...«
His head jerks to your direction, releasing a breath he didn‘t realised he held in.
It took you both a while to figure out what exactly happened while taking care of Damian, feeding him first before letting him play around with some toys and Titus. The dog seemed just as confused, but eventually accepted the fact that his owner just randomly became a toddler. Even the dog is gentle though, letting Damian grip on his short fur and climb on his back.
He ends up falling asleep mid climb, body laid over the great dane, some drool poking out of the toddler‘s mouth.
Another weird aspect, it that Damian reacts very well to Jason. On the second day of his unexpected deaging, Jason just came by to drop something off about a current case. That was, until Damian squeaked up happily, arms reached out towards the Red Hood.
Jason stilled, posture rigid and tense. Once his gaze locks with the toddler, Jason‘s eye twitches lightly.
»You… how did that happen?« He slowly turns back to Bruce, eye wide with confusion written all over his face.
»Deaging spell. «
»Uh— yeah! Sounds totally reasonable and normal. But we are in Gotham right, and I literally came back to life once, so this is nothing new!« He shrugs with a huff, hands on his hips like an exasperated mother.
Bruce looks between the toddler Damian in your arms and Jason, brows pinching together lightly.
»Why are you so upset about it?« A moment of silence fills the cave until Jason swallows thickly, approaching you to scoop the toddler into his arms instead.
»Nothing.« He mutters back, expression soft as he looks down at his younger brother, possibly savouring the moment before he gives Damian back to you, eventually returning to the actual case.
Neither you or Bruce question it, wanting to make sure the toddler is taken care of until he returns to his usual self again.
