okay but imagine people being baffled by dickroy & donnakory because everyone's like "don't you get jealous? you're dating your best friend's ex?" meanwhile donna & dick are texting each other saying shit like "kory looked radiant like the sun today" and dick is saying "so true" and donna is saying "dick, it's no good to anyone if your emergency medical contact is always sharing the hospital room with you. do you even know how long it took us to get here" and dick is telling her "but he said i was afraid of commitment. me, donna!" and kory is saying "honey, you are" and dick is grumbling "well, fine, you can say that but roy can't" and roy is livetexting donna dick's recovery-induced-breakdown saying "today, he solved 4 cold cases before i had to bring out the big guns" and donna replies "aw! kory says lian looks like a flower on tamaran" and kory is texting dick "do you think donna will believe me if i say i burned terry's old sweatshirt by accident" and dick says "i'll come over and take the blame for free. fuck terry"

while the stuff with jason in the latest episode was like really sad what was really heartbreaking was that all of dick’s old friends, who he had known for years, hadn’t noticed anything weird was happening, but he spends a minute alone in a bathroom with wintergreen and he’s like oh dude are you okay?? do you need some help???