#dc dabbles

Nightwing: *walks in as Batman and with a new Robin-its Damian. Damian is the new Robin.*

Tim: *in shock and heartbroken* You didn’t even ask me…

Wally: *twitches* Kids bed. Now. I want to talk to your brother.

Nightwing: *flinches in fear* No kids, stay. Please stay.

Wally: *points to the stairs leading back up to the mantion* Go. Go!

Nightwing: *starting to panic* Stay. Stay!

Wally: Now! *starting to get angry*

Nightwing: *knowing this is going to end badly without any witnesses.* Cass, don’t move!

Cass: *looks between the two, shifting feet*

Wally: You go!

Nightwing: *grasping straws* Jason, stay!

Jason: *having a blast, snorts and slowly backs away with Tim*

Wally: *near the end of his rope* Get out of here!

Nightwing: *full panic mode* Don’t leave me!

Wally: You get out of here! *left angry behind and how is furious*

Steph: *is sending Barbara a text while cackling as she drag the newest bird out with everyone* Come on guys. Momma’s gonna beat dad’s ass.

Wally: *lets out a snarl once everyone is gone* RICHARD JOHN GREYSON!

Nightwing: *shrieks in fear*

Cass: Someone call Wally to pick us up. I don’t trust Steph after she totaled the car.

Steph: *about to refute but pauses, looking at the broken care* You right. You right.

Duke: I don’t have his number yet. *looks around at his new siblings nervously*

Damian: Worry not, Thomas. I have place West’s number last night as The Red Head Richard Can’t Get.

Dick: Awe, Dami. That’s so sw- * realize what he said* Hey!

Duke: *looks so done* Impeding on my privacy must really be a bat thing.

Dick: Don’t worry, I got this. *calls Wally*

Barbara: *4 minutes later* He don’t got this.

Dick: *pouts* He’s not picking up.

Jason: He never picks up. *smirks* Special if its you.

Dick: *offended*

Tim: *just got off the phone with Wally* I don’t know what you guys are talking about. He always picks up for me.

All: Of course.

Wally & Alfred: *exchanging stories, going over mission reports and how much medical supplies is use by the Bat Family*

Bat Fam: *enters the Bat Cave, taking off their mask with verity of wounds. From a large gash on Jason’s chest to Cass’s broken nose*

Wally: *lets out a loud scandalous gasp* My baby!

Tim: *with only a tiny scrap on his chin, lets out a squeak as Wally picks him up and carries him away*

Bat Fam: *Blinks in confusion*

Jason: *looks at Cass* You see me?

Cass: *nods*

Jason: *looks at Steph* Can you see me?

Steph: Hell yeah, I can see you.

Damian: *looks at his competition in tired disgust before running after Wally and Tim* Wait West, I require medical assistance! My arm has been broken!

Dick: *stands frozen next to Batman* ….I thought I was the favorite?

Wally: *reborn into a new world, memories come back at 5 years old* Ah

Wally: *learns that there are still heroes* Thank god…

Wally: *at eight years old finds out that his best friend has gone missing with his whole family* Ahh

Wally: *the Grayson are now a cold case, he’s missing his other half and there is no such thing as sidekicks* Ahhh

Wally: *Is in Gotham with his Aunt Iris, at the age of thirteen, for a news conversation. Has someone fly into their room, rolls across and stops at his feet* Ahhhh

Wally: But we’re ten stories high?! *Sees that the large lump at his feet. Freaks internally at the sight of his best friend’s ink stained face and panicky threw him into the bathroom where the shower is still running* Ahhhhh

Batman: *burst in three minutes later, thank god the window was open* Where’s the Talon?

Wally: *close to having a meltdown* What the fuck is a Talon?

Batman: *scrutinizing the room and zero’s in on the bathroom* Who’s in there?

Wally: My aunt, you furry pervert.

Batman: Been in there for a long day.

Wally: It’s been a long day.

*Batman walks towards the bathroom and Wally pops in front of him*

Wally: Whoa there undies on suit. That’s my aunt. Get out or I’ll call the Flash and security.

Batman: No metas in Gotham.

Wally: *snorts* Do I give a fuck? *pulls out his phone* Everyone knows Flash pops up in Gotham once in a while. The fans keep track Batsy.

*Stare down between the two, Wally wins and Batman takes off*

Wally: Pussie

TalonDick: *pops up next to him* Pussie