#dbzhumor

LMAOO you're so right! They have that old-married-couple-who-bicker-over-dinner-plans energy 😭😭 Whis just poking at him with a smug smile while Beerus pretends he's not fond of him!

It would be like Beerus freezes mid-bite of his pudding while Whis just smiles. Goku is already halfway to the floor laughing, Bulma chocking on her drink, and Vegeta yelling (Don't drag us into this nonsense!!) And Whis like My, my... I suppose we do spend an awful lot of time together, don't we, my Lord? and Beerus like DON'T SAY IT LIKE THAT!

Imagine reader trying to hide from him and Goku Black finding it extremely amusing because he can sense them and knows exactly were they are, he finds it funny that they think they can hide from him

YESSS that’s so him 😭 he’d stroll around like “how cute… you’re actually trying.” The way he’d drag it out too, pretending he doesn’t see you, giving you hope, only to appear behind you like “did you really think you could escape a god?” 😭💀

Like

You press yourself against the wall, holding your breath, heart pounding so loud it almost gives you away. For a few precious seconds, silence. Then, his voice. “...You really think you can hide from a god?” Goku Black’s tone is almost gentle, threaded with a dark amusement. You feel it before you see him, his energy curling around you like smoke. “Go on, little mortal. Keep pretending.” His smirk is the last thing you see before he steps out of the shadows.

LMAOO I can so picture that 😭 Kai just sitting there like “ah yes, mortals and their... hobbies,” while you’re vibing on a mushroom high talking about the meaning of ki and clouds. He’d probably just nod politely like, “Fascinating… you’ve truly reached enlightenment in your own way.” 💀☁️

(Don't smoke those kinda things, kids, it's not good 4 ur health)

Reader: until I'm ready to share my personal snacks and maybe special treats

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Reader: *brings Whis or any other god his snacks*

Girls:🤨

Reader: look this god of death in the eye and tell him he's not getting his portion of food

LMAOO exactly 😭 the DB girls bragging about their super husbands while reader’s just vibing with their snacks. Then casually handing Whis food like it’s no big deal, and everyone’s staring like “??? she’s feeding the angel??” Peak main character behavior.

Dragon Ball girls at lunch: “Family is awesome, strong husband, kids, adventure! When are you going to have someone?”

You, deadpan: “When I’m ready to share my personal snacks and maybe special treats.”

Later…

You walk in with a bento box and hand it directly to Whis.

The girls: 🤨

You: gesturing at the smiling angel “Look this god of death in the eye and tell him he’s not getting his portion of food.”

Whis: beaming like a kid in a candy store “Such impeccable taste… and impeccable manners~”

Bulma: “...Okay but why is he cuter when he eats?” Chi-Chi: “Girl. Girl. What.” 💀