I’ve been playing a lot of dbd and my love for Bubba has only grown stronger ❤️ (I main Nancy, so of course… BubbaxNancy XD)

Hopefully it’s all in order, but Nancy holds all the brain cells of the teens making her the mom friend tm

I play Nancy as a totem-eating little goblin and it’s so much fun lmao

Based on:

Wesker, grunts: No! Ask for it nicely!

Leon: Fuck, give it to me you tyrant motherfucker! I want it!

Nancy, Steve, Cheryl: *backs away from basement entrance*

Wesker, groans: Fine! You can be annoying sometimes, Kennedy.

Based on a conversation I had with my homie (not everyone is mentioned)

Claudette

- Claudette owns a terrarium of stick bugs. All of them have an nerd names; one of them is named Darwin the 12th

Nea

- Nea has a tarantula named cuddles but I feel like she grew up with one of those little white crusty dogs

Dwight

- Doesn’t actively have pets but he definitely grew up around the weirdest shittest inbred chihuahua at some point

Jake

- Jake wasn’t allowed to have pets growing up and he’s still bitter about it. Would probably have a dog though.

David

- Similarly enough David wasn’t allowed to have pets growing up but there was a small kitten that David would feed as a teen that he adopted upon moving out. That cat is now old as hell but still kicking. (The cat’s name is Lucy)

- Also David has an illegal pit bull. (Pit bulls are illegal in the UK). The dog’s name is chance and he’s a sweetie.

Felix

- Felix has a turtle. That’s it he has a turtle. It’s name is Franklin.

Elodie

- Elodie is one of those fish tank people. I just feel it in my soul.

Kate

- Idk if Kate actually grew up on a farm (but I feel it my soul and canon be damned so bear with me) I like to think she had like a pet pig and was constantly tailed by an old farm dog as a child.

Jeff

- Canonically has a dog (pit bull mix in my head). But I don’t think he grew up with any pets

Feng

- Feng has a lobster. The Lobster’s name is Magikarp because Feng’s a fucken nerd.

Mikaela

- Mikaela has Black cat (duh) and a bingus cat that’s constantly wearing a sweater.

Yui

- Doesn’t have any pets but if she did she’d probably have a dog

Zarina

- Zarina has a rescue special needs African Grey parrot, that she’s very attached too.

Jonah

- Jonah has an English Bulldog, it just feels right for him

Jane

- Jane has two cats that she likes to verbally insult. Ala stinky bastard man post.

Adam

- Adam has a chinchilla named like something overly cutesy as like a class pet but it obviously belongs to him. (I hc that he teaches younger students like maybe in the 6th-8th grade range)

Ace

- Ace has had many old janky looking mutts in his life. I feel like he’s enough of a sentimental type to have owned a bunch of dogs.

Bill

- (Ignoring canon) I feel like Bill adopted a couple old ex military dogs

Leon

- We know this man is a cat person whether or not he owns cats or not

Jill

- Snake person. I just feel like she is.

Cheryl

- I feel like she’s a dog person.

Laurie

- Her too. I feel like Laurie would benefit from a service dog.

Nancy

- Doesn’t have any pets.

Steve

- He has dog energy but I feel like he owns a pet rock.

Quentin

- Doesn’t have any pets either, but I feel like he feeds stray cats.

Meg

- Greyhound. She absolutely has Greyhound energy

Yun-Jin

- My favorite Head Canon.

- So Yun-Jin did not have any pets growing up.

- HOWEVER. The Trickster impulse bought a massive ass albino burmese python ala Brittany Spears and Yun-Jin had to re-home it because Ji-Woon can’t be trusted with a sewing needle much less an 80-200 pound noodle.

- The Python was in her care as a foster for a significant amount of time (probably like a couple months).

- She didn’t really care about the snake all that much at first but she quickly (secretly) really enjoyed her company

- The Python, called Yoo-Min, would just kind of backpack on Yun-Jin and they’d just hang like that.

- Sometimes Yun-Jin would have to scramble to hide this fucken 169 pound snake in her house because she already told Ji-Woon that she was adopted and she didn’t want to hear it from Ji-Woon.

- *Disney Channel sketch hilarity ensues*