Boss: What are we getting coworker for a house warming present?
Me: a message in a bottle that's really hard to get out
Coworker: she said she wants to garden
Me: ok a message in a bottle and a bag of dirt
Boss: you are so unserious
Me *radiates enthusiastically with chaotic energy*
Me *buys a big bag of dirt and a big plain door mat and other small things*
Boss: so what did you get her?
Me: a big ole bag of dirt
And the receiving coworker loved it.



















