#david most

• This is another Date Everything Imagine a few years after Realization

• Since most of the Dateables have become famous or just being successful, it was bound for the public to learn about the Player.

• To the point everyone in social media is talking about us and our connection to the Dateables.

• at First the fame started small where you were recognized in a few events or streams (in Stella's case) with your beloved lovers.

• like for example Miranda, in the ending it mentioned that most of her songs are dedicated to us. Which will get her fans to start theorizing on who the person their favorite singer dedicated most of her fans.

• Which led them to notice you, Knowing the dedication of the fans some managed to recognized Miranda while she's in the middle of a date or a public place with you and her either holding hands or just being flirty.

• After that some of her fans have managed to find your identity as the Vice-President of human experience in Valdivian, but that's not the only information they found out.

• Infact some other fans from other Known Dateables like Stella, Keyes, Rainey, Johnny, Hoove and etc...

• Have noticed you with them on a lot of occasions and not just fans.

• One of my headcanons is that the dateables will have human friends and acquaintances that they're close to and will also notice you visiting your lovers or the dateables visiting you in return.

• For Example,

- Like Dorian asking a day off from his boss which will shock him cause it's quite rare for the doorman to have a break. On which his boss will ask him on to why which led to Dorian being flustered and saying that he wants to visit a special someone 🤭.

- This also can be applied to the most Workaholic Dateables.

• in some case scenarios the friends of the dateables will see you with them being all lovey-dovey, infact some of the dateables will probably invite you to be their plus one on a event or something

• The Dateables will introduce you as their lover of course, but as time passes and your so-called fame grows-

• Some acquaintances of the Dateables will start to notice you with your other lovers which will lead them to a rabbit hole of sightings of you in social media with another Dateable.

• But not just one, oh no- They will see in Social Media about the "Player" who managed to be lovers by a lot of known people.

• I have a scenario where one fan of a Dateable will at first be angry cause they thought their idol was getting cheated on by the Vice-president of human experience, Until they searched further and see that not only did you managed to seduce their favorite artist-

• But also managed to seduce other people who are famous as well which led them to have an account to see on who did you managed to seduce next.

• Which will then lead to a lot of misunderstandings 😅

• Some people will be mad at you for being a "Player", so they try to inform the Dateables of your so-called deceit.

• Which led them to respond In a way they never expect:

- Some of them will definitely defend you aggressively, but then they will mention that they kinda knew about the so-called "Others" in your life.

- Which will lead to another misunderstanding,

- For Example, When Ben-hwa or Betty was asked about about you they will say that they knew about the other lovers but will also imply that they cannot blame you have always been charismatic and that they don't mind sharing cause you always knew how to treat them right 😉

- Infact some Dateables when asked about you will start to wax poetry about how you know how to love so well, that they cannot blame you from having other lovers compared to them

- Some will even talk about you being insatiable and imply being amazing in bed😈.

• Which will then lead you to your reputation from being hated to being admired.

• Some people will even call you the Ultimate Lover cause you do not discriminate on who your lovers were.

• From Black, White, Asian, Indigenous - All Members of Ligibitdiqua 🤣.

• Hell Even people who are Ugly or Beautiful, Disabled or Non-Disabled, Couples???? Polyamorous Couples??? A Frat????

• Heck they're will be fan accounts of you, with sightings on what lover will you have next.

'Oh my god, I thought this mf is only going for women but men too?! Like wtf???'

'Bro, they even banged an Ugly-Rat dude...Like Holy Shit this fucker don't discriminate!!!!!'

'Like do they even have a type???? Like every week I see them with a different type of person! 😳"

'ALL HAIL THE ULTIMATE SEDUCER! No type of hole goes untouched whenever they decide to go after you~'

'I once feel insecure of myself with me being fat and shit, But then I remember that there's a chance that Valdivian's Vice-President will probably want me as well 😌'

'GOD DAMN, I HEARD THIS MUDAFACKA MANAGED TO BAG BOTH RAINEY AND TONY AT THE SAME TIME! LIKE DUDE TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!!!'

'Dude I once saw them with my realtors as well!! Even people who are couples are not safe!!😱'

'I scroll down this account to see on which type of lover this fucker will have for a week, and today it's a Goth boy then last week it's a Cat Boy like wtf.....how you bangin everything bruh?!'

'I have heard about them sleeping with a Couple from my landscaping company infact I heard that it was because of them they're relationship grew stronger 💪, Like what the hell is this power??'

'We need to hide our parents, our grandparents hell maybe even us as well cause there's a chance they might bag both me and my boyfriend as well 😭'

'I kinda don't mind 😉, Like please Vice-Pres experience me like you experience others 😘'

• Comments like these flood through every Social media platform.

• and of course your lovers will probably see your new-found fame.

• Some will find it hilarious like Curt & Rod will probably shade you in one of their shows even if your basically one of their lovers as well.

• But some will get a bit protective, Surprisingly dateables like Amir, Rebel and others do not like sharing you with others who are not part of the household.

• Some will get possessive when they see others trying to flirt with you.

• This will also probably lead to them being more open to PDA when in public with you.

• There's one time when Parker growled at someone for trying to ask you on dating advice.

• Speaking of Dating Advice people will probably flood your account with a lot of it.

• To the point your new found fame has affected your work life as well, Infact some of your colleagues will probably ask about you and how you manage to seduce a lot of famous people.

• Which will probably lead to Franklin Lieste putting his foot down and make a new rule in the workplace for people to stop asking you about non-related work stuff. So you don't too overwhelmed.

• Tom your manager (Who also wants to be your lover) will probably try protect you the since you both work in the same company

• But unfortunately, For him your assistant Dishy and also Willi will probably be your main protectors and also will ward of any potential suitors since they both work at Valdivian as well.

• And for those who try to Doxx more of you, Mac and Telly will have it covered and also Daemon as well but he AlwAyzsj pPRooTect yOuu NO matttER WhhAtt!!

• Other Dateables will probably use their influences to get a lot of suitors and haters to get away from you.

How did you get yourself into this situation.

No, seriously.

How.

Maybe you should back up a little. Okay.

It’d been 5 months since you’d realized every single one of your household objects, including the very glasses that allowed you to see them in the first place.

And, some of the last objects you realized were your hangers. You were sad to see them go like everyone else had, so you had saved them for last. You felt kind of selfish for keeping them the longest. Maybe that’s why you were so lenient on them.

Well, once you realized the Hanks, you had full intention of sending them on their way, cheering on from the sidelines as they went on adventure after adventure—

Nope.

The Hanks hadn’t budged. They insisted on staying with you. You felt terrible at first, almost pleading them to get out there and DO something- and they were confused.

They were still going to achieve their dreams, they just didn’t need to fly across the country or live separately from you to do so.

Though, that conversation came AFTER another one that they’d had with you the moment they’d been realized.

"So...what do you say, casa babe? You wanna make our dream come true....and stay with us forever?"

But that meant ALL their dreams.

Including the matter of Hank #5’s.

However, despite being insistent on staying with you and you making their dreams a reality, they seemed to almost put those aspirations on a backseat burner whenever the matter of your comfort and stuff like that was at hand.

So although they weren’t pressuring you to do anything, the thought of Hank 5 kind of letting his dream fizzle into a simple wish, like it had beforehand, made you sick.

So, five months after you’d realized them…

AMAB Player: 

You’d finally secured enough funds to support you, five himbos, and your newly adopted son, Hank 0. David Most and Franklin were more than understanding (albeit a little shocked), and ensured that the company would make sure you had steady income, and a lot, at that. 

The Hanks had been fully ready to roll up their sleeves until you quickly told them you did not exactly posses the right tools to have give birth to a child.

They of course, didn’t exactly get the picture, and called up Tony to see if he could help.(Tony laughed his ass off and hung up)

When you told them the only options available would be things like surrogacy and adoption, they didn’t bat an eye. And when they all first saw Hank 0, they were overjoyed.

The only issue, of course, was the matter of other former objects showing up to meet little Hank.

Holly came over excited and motivated to plan a whole birthday party (or adoption party! Or uh….whatever it was called :D!!!)

But she left rather abruptly after you’d left the room to go and grab a drink for her. She wore a large smile, and she said goodbye sweetly, but she didn’t elaborate why she was leaving, and her eyes had darted behind you while she bid you farewell.

And then there was Dunk, in June, when school let out and he could take a break from coaching. He talked to you enthusiastically about getting Hank 0 to join his little sports team when they got older, and all the Hanks seemed thrilled about that. 

They hadn’t said a single word after Dunk joked you could be one of those hot soccer parents, but for football.

Dunk hadn’t ever brought up Hank 0 joining sports again. 

Mateo had shown up with Sprite in his arms, and when you made a joke about how terrified the Hanks were of cats, he laughed along, but his eyes weren’t on you. His visit was brief, only coming to say hi to you and to little Hank, but you couldn’t help but notice how he never once dropped the cat from his arms.

You’d gotten texts from other former objects insisting Hector and Fantina had gone to visit you several times, but you reply with confusion that they haven’t visited you since realization

Less and less objects visited you as years passed.

The Hanks would often be with you when you cried about it, when you said how much you missed them, how you didn’t understand why they’d just ghost you out of nowhere after all you’ve done for them. They sat next to you, all hugging you form different sides, making sure their house homie knew they were always going to have them.

That’s how it would be.

Just you and them. 

Forever.

AFAB Player:

You were a bit nervous at first upon such a tall requests from the Hanks, but they’d never been anything but nice to you, and you knew it was about time your life moved up a step, so here you were, now about five months pregnant, with five grown men clinging onto you like koalas.

You almost felt like you were back to the time you first received those dateviators, and couldn’t go outside for weeks on end. It was almost like that, except, of course, you were talking to real people instead of your hangers. 

The Hanks, naturally, were absolutely thrilled. Hank 5 especially. You were as well! Though, you had a hard time explaining to the Hanks they couldn’t really name their future daughter “Hank” as well.

(They eventually settled on the name ‘Hana’, but to this day you still catch them calling her ‘Hank 0’)

The only thing you had to complain about during your pregnancy was HOW MUCH they hanks wanted to be around you.

You were going outside? Suddenly, every single Hank was walking alongside you, chatting it up about bungee jumping and surfing.

You were going to visit Sam? They were coming with you, and Sam wasn’t getting within five feet of you.

(They did calm down a little when they found out Sam was actually the nurse you’d been going to for the baby, but they still didn’t like the idea of her being trusted with mini-Hank more than them. 

What do you MEAN she knows more about it than they do?

Were you saying you liked being around her more than them??

Sadly, with the slightly off-putting stares they gave Sam every visit, and their persistent ask of you to remind Sam they knew how to take care of you every time she mentioned how to keep yourself healthy, you and Sam agreed not to visit each other until after Hana was born.

 No former objects came to visit. Weird. They all sent many, many, many texts of support and love, but you hadn’t seen a single one since you realized them.

Were they really so busy they couldn’t even drop in and say hi in person while you were pregnant?

Were you just not that important to them?

No, that couldn’t be it. The only one you knew for sure who would’ve done those things is Keith.

And he’s dead anyway.

Yippee.

Anyway.

You voiced your worries to the Hanks, who did a frankly terrible job at acting disappointed. When you confronted them about why they reacted that way, they simply looked at each other, then at you, then at each other, before finally:

“Well, what does any of it matter as long as you’ve got us, babe?”

“Yeah, dude. We’ll always be around for you. If all the other aren’t, maybe they just didn’t deserve you. You just weren’t right for them.”

“Nah, nah, THEY weren’t right for YOU.”

“Yeah.”

“But now you have us. And that’s all you need, right babe..?”