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โMy only superpower is being invisible to girls.โ
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Pairing: Dave Lizewski x Reader
wc: 1,2k+ words
warnings: todd and marty makes fun of reader's size but dave defends her [insert blushing emoji here] and reader struggles slightly with confidence but thats it !! a/n: gee i think this one might be my most personal one yet (which is probably silly to say ik) but i hope you enjoy it and tysm to everyone who interacts with all my fics/posts i really appreciate it and please feel free to reblog some of my stuff cause that'll make me really happy !!!!! mwah !
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The four of you, Dave, Todd, Marty and yourself all sat in a booth in Atomic Comics, and all of you talked about going to an upcoming convention in a few weeks, such as what panels you were going to, what you were wearing and stuff like that. "We could be the Justice League? I was already thinking of dressing up as Superman; with the white button up and the logo t-shirt underneath, y'know? So somebody could be Batman, someone else could be Green Lantern and somebody else could be Flash?" you suggested while you sat next to Dave and Todd and Marty sat opposite you.
"You as Superman?" Marty blurted out.
"Yeah, why not? He's like my favourite character ever." you replied, confused and then you turned over to look at Dave, who seemed just as confused as you by their reaction.
"What he's trying to say is that, you don't have the ideal build for girls who dress up as Superman." Todd said, with a stupid, smug smile on his face.
"Yeah, you aren't exactly skinny or thin to do that." Marty added, which made your smile drop. You were definitely aware of your size. Too aware, in fact. You constantly stood in front the mirror and lifted your shirt while turned to the side to see just how much your stomach poked out of the top you wanted to wear. Sometimes you cared and sometimes you didn't. Other days it would feel like your weight defined who you are. Today was not one of those days and it was reflected with the outfit you decided to wear: a white babydoll top with small pink flowers scattered all over it, bootcut jeans that clung to your thighs but baggier from the knee down and Mary Janes with white socks that seemed to add just a few extra inches to your height.
The conversation carried on but you didn't participate, your mind was still lingering over the previous words that had been said. Dave noticed this and quickly whispered into your ear, "You okay?" to which you nodded.
"Can you take me home? we could play Street Fighter or something?" you asked Dave, in a way that wasn't loud enough for Todd and Marty to hear and he accepted the offer immediately. Before you left, you got up to go to the bathroom. The minute you were out of earshot, Dave started to nearly yell at Todd and Marty for what they said.
"How could the two of you say that to her?! All she does is be nice to us and not even once has she treated any of you like that before and that is what both of you have to say? She already struggles with her confidence as much as it is and she doesn't need anymore input from the two of you to make it worse. Now, I expect both of you to apologize to her, but not right now cause you've clearly done enough for the day." he says, his voice rather stern but he doesn't yell "because they're all in a public space and that would be rude", something you would say.
Then you come back out and his smile instantly reappears but Todd and Marty's expressions were very different that before, this time almost serious so you ask, "Are you two okay?" before they let out a simultaneous,"Yes" which only confused you more but you didn't question it.
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When stepping foot into your room, you put your stuff down and impatiently put the XBOX on so that you two could play Street Fighter. He sat on the floor in front your bed with his back leaning against your bedframe and you followed suit. Both of you just kept playing over and over again, you won some matches and Dave won some as well. "Why did Todd and Marty seem so weird after I came back from the bathroom?" you ask, curious as to what happened in the short time you were gone. Dave just shrugged like he didn't know anything so you didn't question it.
"Do you think it's stupid that I wanted to cosplay Superman?" you mumbled and rested your head on his shoulder, a habit you've always had when sitting next to someone, mostly when you're next to Dave.
"No, I think it's cool, you're cool and you would look great." he said, leaning his head on top of yours.
"You think? I already bought the stuff for the outfit but I don't wanna go and look stupid." you mumble.
"You can't look stupid, you never look stupid; I think it's humanly impossible for you to look stupid." he says, his tone fully serious while his voice is fully muffled against your hair. "You always wear those cute little tops or those jeans and I can never stop looking at you, like it's getting to a point that's almost creepy and you're always so smart and so funny and you're nice to everyone and everything; even when those guys tried to mug us and you were so nice they only mugged me and Todd! And it just really hurts seeing you talk bad about yourself cause people are just too dumb to see how amazing you truly are and I really really really like you. You're just so incredible and smart and beautiful and amazing and extraordinary and so much more." he declares, breathless by the end of his words and all you can do is blush profusely while looking at him and before you ask one question, he cuts you off before you manage to say anything, "No it's not a pity thing, I really really like you just for who you are and no I don't want you to lose weight or change your appearance, I like you just the way you are. Okay, now I'm done." you stare at him in complete shock before hugging up, to which he tenses up at first before relaxing in your embrace.
"I like you too, for a while, a long loooonnngggg while." you admit meekly while looking up at him while smiling. Then, without thinking, you make the first move and your lips gently press against each other and once you pull away, you mutter, "was that alright?" and he nods abundantly before kissing your lips a few more times and then moving on to leave several kisses on your cheeks.
By the next time you hung out with Todd and Marty, they had to deal with you and Dave being all over each other, mostly with Dave being all over you as he kissed you all over your cheeks and face constantly. The convention was also a success, with you as Superman and Dave as Batman and once he saw you in your cosplay, his eyes quickly turned into googly eyes and pretty much only stared at you with those silly hearts in his eyes.
The Boy Next Door - Dave Lizewski x Reader (wc: 1.1k+ words)
warnings: one use of y/n, few swear words, reader is just chubby(also struggles with body image/confidence) and thats it !!
a/n: this is my first first ever fic omg !!!!! im kinda nervous but also not at the same time?! idk but i hope you enjoy because the dave lizewski tag is DEAAAADD on this app. also thank you to my bsf for helping me w/ some of these ideas !! okii byebyeeee !!!!!!
You had just moved to New York and you absolutely despised it. Being separated from all your friends and family was a different kind of heartache to deal with and you had to sweep it all under the rug for the sake of keeping your parents happy; your parents were already nervous and worried because of their new job that landed you all in this situation. To deal with high school's many flaws such as bullying, mean girls, fat-shaming and the stupidity of the high school social hierarchy, you drowned yourself in comic books. Reading about characters choosing to use their abilities for good and to make the world a better place helped to fill that lonely void that seemed destined for you to live in, until you met Dave Lizewski.
After a few months of living in New York, you decided to go to Atomic Comics instead of your regular local comic store because it happened to be closer to your house and why not try something new? You walked into the store and suddenly felt a pit in your stomach once you recognised people from your school in there. The outfit you chose to wear, a dark blue, long sleeve henley with a white lace cami underneath, bootcut jeans and your usual black converse felt so much tighter and heavier on your undulating figure but the feeling flew away upon seeing the comic book of your favourite character on a shelf. You walked over to it with a small smile on your face and when you tried to get it, your hand brushed his. Dave Lizewski from school? Why was he here and how did he somehow look more confused and embarassed as you? "You can have it." you mumbled, your voice barely audible as you glued your gaze to the ground, hoping he wouldn't recognise you, but it was impossible for him not to, you both had 3 classes together and he'd notice how those 'popular' girls always seemed to torment you at least once a week.
"Wait aren't you Y/N from school?" he asked, looking at you curiously and you simply nodded in response before lifting your head and finally looking at him. "I didn't know you liked comics, I probably would've spoken to you sooner." he murmured and you smiled to yourself upon hearing his words. There was a bit of silence before you asked him if he was gonna take the comic and he very much insisted on you taking it, to which you did. This ended up marking a somewhat unexpected friendship and the realization of the two of you being next door neighbours also expedited the process.
After several months of talking, going over to each other's houses and reading comics together, you couldn't help but wonder whether or not if you liked him. One time he defended you when Todd made fun of your weight, he bought variant covers of certain issues for you, he knew what kind of ice cream you liked, what comfort movies you watched whenever you were sad, how you always called your old friends from back home, what music you liked and that abundant pile of his knowledge of you made the butterflies in your stomach flutter faster and faster the more you thought about it. Holy shit you were in love with Dave Lizewski. The guy who eventually stopped sitting with Todd and Marty at lunch because you liked to eat and read in the library, the guy who held you while you cried when you got stood up at your first date and took you out to the movies the day after because your favourite movie was replaying in cinemas, the guy who let you talk about all your interests and didnt complain or interrupt you. Holy shit.
As you laid on your bed, staring at the ceiling in thought, wondering if Dave would like you, or if you had to be prettier or skinnier for that to ever happen. Then, two, out of place taps on your window snapped you out of your thoughts and you quickly got up, in your t-shirt that was 3 sizes too big and Cookie Monster sweatpants that were also 2 sizes too big, and lifted the curtain to see Dave sitting on the tree outside your window with the most stupid smile on his face. A playful sigh escaped your lips before quietly opening the window as to not alert your parents and he clumsily climbed into your room. "What happened?" you whisper. "There's a full moon tonight. Do you wanna go to the park and watch it?" he whispered in return. You think about it for a moment before nodding and throwing your sneakers on and climbing out the window. He let you climb out first so he could guide you down the tree before he climbs down and you walk to the park. Upon arrival, the two of you find a comfortable spot to sit under the shade (despite the fact the sun wasn't out) of a large tree.
"It's really beautiful, isn't it?" you ask, looking at the moon in front you. "Yeah, it is." he said, looking at you. You glance back at him, "Why were you looking at me?" you mumble. "Cause you're pretty." he responds. "No I'm not, don't say that." you say, and he asks the quietest 'why not?' after and your heart just melts. Suddenly, your faces are a lot closer than they've ever been before. Then he shyly says "Can I?" and your eyes widen before he leans in and your lips meet. Both of you break away after a bit, the kiss being sweet with a underlying hint of the mutual nervousness you shared. You rest your head on his shoulder and he leans his head on yours while the two of you stare at the moon. "I really think you're pretty so I am gonna call you pretty all the time and you can't do anything about it." he said, his voice muffled by your hair and you don't say anything, you only smile to yourself and move closer to him before falling asleep against his shoulder. For the first time in a long time, you no longer feel alone.

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