Dating Chico Guerra would include…
Charming, slippery fucker
Takes him a long time to catch feelings
Definitely teases you and makes your life hell to show you he likes you
Won’t commit unless it looks like you have someone else (toxic boi)
Very loyal (for Chico anyway) once smitten
Expects sex; he needs it to survive😭
Will perform oral but will have to be bribed and will complain like a bitch the whole time
“Are you done yet?” “No” “*sigh* okay”
He will take sex anywhere and everywhere. If you ask and he says no, he may literally be dying.
Will pick on Alvarez to peacock in front of you
Puts his hand in your back pocket so everyone can see you’re his
Will leave a hickey in the shape of his initials swear to god
“Just signing my work, baby” 😘
Is very self conscious about his eyes so you compliment them often
Lots of sexy talk about as subtle as jackhammer Miss Sally style
“We should work out. One of my muscles is aching, chula…” 😏
Call him Daddy and he’ll love you forever
Breaks into Spanish in the throes of passion
Will not learn the names of anyone in your family but will go to family reunions
Makes him wish he had family of his own
Lap sitting is required, non-negotiable
Never was much of a leader so any partner that treats him like one makes him ‘feel like a man’
Definitely strokes his ego when you flirt with him in public
“That’s my good girl/boy”
Eventually if it got to Love, he’d be a ride or die I think
Like Dino, he takes marriage seriously (kinda anyway)
He’d talk a big game in front of his friends but at the end of the day, he comes back to your bed❤️
Can only make huevos rancheros but will make them for you
Disappears for days at a time but makes it up to you
His anger is strong… so is his love
Definitely calls you his husband/wife before you’re married
Thinks fiancée is a stupid word
It’s important to him that you get along with his friends
Carlo is definitely nicest to you
Carlos doesn’t like you but will share his drugs with you
Morales thinks you’re a good influence on him
Hernandez thinks he’s a pussy for liking you so much
I think Chico could stand up to his friends but he really wouldn’t want to
Will take a shank for you
Please ask him to shank for you😂
When he gets sick, he pretends to be fighting some great illness
“I’m fine babe” -the bitch said, dramatically
Definitely wants to be babied
Kiss him on the nose. He’ll say he hates it but he secretly loves it
Giving him nicknames like “killer” “big guy” and “papi”
Him giving you nicknames like “chulo/a” “baby” or “kid”
Meeting his mom and having her instantly distrust you but then sees you admonish him for being a dumbass and changes her mind😂🫶
“Love you, baby.” *saucy wink*
Bonus: not canon at all but I always thought Chico had a pregnancy kink. Like if he got his woman all swollen up with his baby… plus the pregnancy sex.🤰
