molly’s law: if a queer character dies, their replacement must be at least as gay, if not gayer.

god we joke about how tal is some ancient & powerful wizard but like. he created a character so incredible that a couple thousand people went into the five stages of grief over his death, i don’t think we were that far off.

caduceus’ whole philosophy of “no good people, only good deeds” seems like it’d be really useful to caleb, and i wonder if that was intentional.

listen you can pry widomauk out of molly’s my cold dead hands but i kinda like the idea of clayleb.....

jaffe’s law: you kill us, we just come back gayer.