been really obsessed with date everything lately. just thought about jason todd au… warnings for technical noncon but it is NOT as scary as it sounds i promise
him being the gun you’d purchased for self-defense, brought to life by the dateviators. the last thing you’d expected pointing those at your gun was a huge, scarred up, beautiful man—but you suppose it does seem kind of obvious now, in hindsight. he’s no-nonsense, but it’s obvious he cares deeply about you with his emphasis on your safety. the two of you bond easily, becoming friends and then toeing closer to more—but no matter what, it feels like you can’t get past his tough exterior. but you have an idea, a terrible idea, a wonderful idea.
so you, impulsively, buy another gun. it feels less offensive to learn to and then disassemble and basically strip the gun of its function, leaving it a solid object but unable to fire or cause harm.
you aim the dateviators at it, just to be sure it’s still him. there he stands, Jason—the same model of Jennings pistol that you’d bought before—but he’s naked.
Well, save for his boxers and a pair of cute mismatched socks. He’s embarrassed and confused, but you remain determined in your goal. You take the glasses off, grab the stripped pistol, and grind it against your entrance.
You can just imagine his expression, confusion and arousal as you open yourself up and slowly, gently, ease the pistol into your hole. It’s unwieldy and thick, making you squirm as it slowly fills you up.
You cream around it within minutes.
The next day (after thoroughly cleaning the gun and then tossing it under your bed in shame), you’re too anxious to talk to Jason again. And the next day, and the one after that. But you miss him, terribly, so you awaken him again. Within seconds, he’s grilling you, cheeks flaming red and eyes wide with confusion.
“I- I’m sorry, Jason, really,” You murmur into your hands where you’ve hid your face. “I had the idea and I went for it before thinking twice. I mean, you’re attractive, I… I dunno. I like you, you surely know that by now, but I should’ve asked, I shouldn’t have just acted.”
Jason sighs deeply, running his hands over his face. “Yeah. That… Woulda been nice. But, damn it, you’re not… Stop feelin’ bad, alright? I’m not… I liked it. It was sexy as hell, and I just wanted nothing more than to be able to fuck you properly. Not with a stupid object form.”
Suffice to say, you two didn’t sleep much. Skylar would’ve been mad in the morning with how you exhausted her charge, but she couldn’t be too mad considering your romantic success. At least she gets a break when you realize him.