Jul 26
Hayden Pike's hockey nickname should be Fish and it should be Ilya who gives it to him which he hates
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Hayden Pike's hockey nickname should be Fish and it should be Ilya who gives it to him which he hates
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Headcanon:
Shane is someone who is aware of the dark side of hockey actually Rachel and part of what drives him to be such a phenomenal hockey player is... he saves all his feelings about it for the ice.
That's why he needs hockey, despite the racism in the sport; because the racism also exists outside of hockey, but here he has an environment where he gets to slam people into walls about it and be praised.
People can't see it, (they just think he's a scary 'hockey robot'), because Shane burns cold instead of hot. An opponent does something another player would throw gloves for? His response is to just play harder.
And he doesn't get in fights because: 1) he's not stupid enough to land himself in the sin bin just when his team needs him most, that's just bad hockey in his opinion; it would hand the other team such an easy win if he fell for it. 2) yes as a captain it's his duty to fight if someone goes for one of his guys, but if his team-mates aren't getting to his target before him (see point 1) then frankly they aren't doing their jobs. 3) if he ever started fighting... he wouldn't be able to stop. So he can't afford to start. He might go as far as giving a devastating chirp about the deficiencies in their game, but that's it.
So Shane comes off the ice after a brutal game finally feeling relaxed.
manifesting for hudson williams to play a villain who's perpetually pissed off and deadpan so whenever people come up to bother him IRL he can tell them to fuck off like he's doing a bit like aubrey plaza with april ludgate
omfg I tried to make one simple hockey question post and now I cannot stfu up in the replies
I have so many other suplementery questions 😩
Has anyone else noticed that when Scott wins the cup, the commentators talk about Marleau and Connors keeping the puck as the clock counts down, as if they're Admirals players?
So were Marly and Connors traded by the time Scott won the cup, or was that just a continuity error?
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I'm really curious to know what Shane Hollander said he was going to be getting up to in Tampa that made his stylist think he was going to need a geometric cock-print shirt to deal with it
Ilya receiving a text from Shane that simply says
'WHAT THE FUCK. ARE YOU DOING'
Because Cliff Marleau posted this story to instagram:
*shaky hand-held footage of Ilya on exercise bike in the Raiders gym*
CLIFF: So Roz, I couldn't help noticing that you kissed Shane Hollander during the All Stars Game. How the fuck are we supposed to play him now, if you're just going to kiss him every time he scores a goal??
ILYA: No no no, I did not kiss him. I kissed his helmet. Is very different.
[ groans and laughter ]
CONNORS: How?!
ILYA: It's special tactic. Listen, when he lets me get my hands on his helmet- 😏*pointing at himself* -I'm in charge. 😜
[ more groans and laughter ]
was randomly wondering what names Shane and Ilya would pick for their kids when I realised....
they met in Regina.
Which is also a girls name.