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[It opens with Dashiela's face. She looks concerned and gives the camera a sad smile. She gives the camera to someone behind the screen and gives a thumbs up before walking backwards for a few steps and turning around towards a battle court. Sol is standing on the opposite side, fidgeting with a Pokéball in her hand. She only has one crutch, seeming a bit unbalanced. The camera suddenly flips, showing a few people. Drayton is the one carrying the camera, who gives a wide smile. Iris puts up two peace signs and a smile and an old woman with purple clothes gives a gentle wave too . The camera flips back to the court. Dashiela tilts her head towards her girlfriend. She unclips her entire ball belt and releases all of her Pokémon. All of them chitter and bark excitedly.]
No use hiding my team. Everyone should be able to watch and learn. Last chance, hon.
I'm going to beat your fucking ass so hard.
I hope so. But I'm not holding back either.
[A voice behind the camera yells out.]
Kick her ass, Sol! Go all out! It's a six v six, after all!
Yeah! She was being mean!
[The last voice is barely audible.]
You've got this Dashiela... you've always been the strongest...
Yeah, yeah I know. Come on out, Yam!
[The colossal beast comes out of its ball and falls with a slam. It gurgles and looks at its opponent angrily.]
Fabian, you're up first. You guys have got this.
[The Kirlia gives a quick high five to the Brionne and gets into position. It quickly loses its elegant demeanor and falls into a wide battle stance.]
Woah. Fabian is.. actually excited to battle.
Start it off with a Reflect!
Dodge it and use Light Screen too!
[The Goodra runs forward and slams one of its tendrils at the Kirlia who jumps sideways out of the way. It stops for a moment and nothing seems to happen.]
Okay, come on back, Fab! Go ahead, Hazel.
[The two quickly swap places and the Espeon sits back on its hind legs to prepare for a hit.]
[This one connects, but stops a few inches away from the Espeon, as if stopped by an invisible force, knocking it sideways a ways.]
[The Espeon glows gently as it closes its eyes. Its forehead gem sparkles brightly.]
Shit. Uhm. Okay. Sludge wave, Yam!
[The Goodra screams and wave after wave of purple goo expels out from it in all directions. The Espeon remains nearby, watching the goo get closer.]
[The Espeon jumps straight up, narrowly dodging the attack. It washes underneath it and leaves residue on the ground.]
[Pink sparkles shine brightly outwards from the Espeon forehead gem, crashing into a the waves of poison and dispelling in front of Goodra. Dashiela smiles widely as Hazel falls back to the ground.]
[A glob of a purple, sticky substance flies out from Hazel's sphere towards the Goodra.]
[The Goodra attempts to run sideways, slipping a tiny bit in the residue and runs directly into the Toxic.]
No! Arc, Dashie. I've never seen you like this.
You don't like to stay up with me and train at night! I practice how I play. I've been wanting to show you this side of me...
[The Goodra winces in pain at its poison.]
Come on back, Yam. Take a rest. I'm still stronger. I'm still stronger. Come on out, Pea!
[The Absol roars as its Pokéball opens.]
Alright, Dazzling Gleam ag-!
[The Absol appears directly next to the Espeon, teeth bared. It slams a paw into the neck of the Espeon. An invisible wall suddenly becomes visible as it cracks and shatters at the impact, blasting what looks like purple glass in all directions. Five other walls floating around the Espeon become visible as the glass makes contact with them before disappearing again. The Espeon flies sideways at the hit, wincing and stumbling after coming to a stop.]
[The Espeon trills loudly before running back to the left center of the field.]
Come on back, Hazel, take a rest. You did great!
[The Espeon runs back and quickly nuzzles the Scolipede as it walks back into its spot. The invisible walls appear for a moment, begin circling around the Scolipede, and disappear again. It happily gallops into its spot.]
[The Scolipede screams out directly into the face of the Absol as it appears next to it. Blue energy surrounds the Absol, falling to the floor.]
[The Scolipede rears its head back as its horns glow bright green.]
[The Absol tries to jump backwards and is slammed into the chest by the Scolipede's horns. It flies backwards onto the ground, fainted.]
Peanut! What the fuck, Dashie?!
[Sol's eyes begin to well with tears.]
Come on back, Pea. You did great.
Zero to one! You can still do this, Sol!
[Sol doesn't take her eyes off of Dashiela. She casts out a Lycanroc that barks loudly as it is released from its ball. A red energy surrounds the Scolipede and rises into the air for a moment before disappearing.]
Watch for that Accelerock, Andie!
[The Lycanroc charges at the Scolipede, nearly impossible to track. The Scolipede's eyes trace back and forth in front of it, watching something.]
Go for it when you see an opening!
[The Lycanroc appears in midair, paws in front of it and claws bared. The Scolipede side steps the attack, rearing backwards.]
[The Scolipede slams its feet down over and over as the Lycanroc hits the ground, crushing it. The dust clears to show the Lycanroc fainted. Dashiela jumps into the air with her arm up.]
Woohoo!! This is the most fun I've had in forever!!
[Sol cries out. Red energy surrounds the Scolipede again, disappearing soon after.]
Fuck! Come on back, Sock. I'm sorry.
GAH! DASHIELA GO EASIER ON HER! COME ON!
[Sol suddenly loses her focus for a moment at the comment.]
NO! DO NOT LISTEN TO HER. THIS IS TO TEST ME. I WILL WIN. WE WILL WIN. MINT COME ON OUT!
Wasn't planning to, love!
[The Ceruledge slams onto the ground in a superhero pose, standing up and crossing its arms over its chest.]
This is going to be our biggest challenge. You've got this Andarna!
We have to win. We have to win. We have to win. BITTER BLADE! HIT IT MINT!
Shit, be ready to dodge, Andie!
[The Ceruledge puts its arms down, its blades extend, and it is suddenly halfway across the field.]
[The Ceruledge appears in front of the Scolipede.]
[The beast rears back and smashes against the ground, rocks blast out and slam into the Ceruledge. It stops for a moment and a blue energy wraps around it, falling to the ground. It looks up at the Scolipede and its eyes darken as a red energy wraps around it directly after, raising into the air. It sprints at the bug at breakneck speeds and slashes at its neck. The remaining invisible walls all layer together to protect the Scolipede ... and crack and shatter against the hit, falling to the ground. The blade connects and a deep line of a scorch mark appears across the Scolipede's carapace and it screeches, falling over, fainted. Green energy floats from the Scolipede's body into the Ceruledge for a moment.]
Shit. It's alright. Come on back, Andie. You did great. Take a good rest. You're up again Fab!
[The Kirlia runs out to the field, excitedly taking its spot once more.]
Hit em with Reflect again!
Not this time. Not both this time. Mint, Shadow Claw!
[The Ceruledge sprints over to the Kirlia and raises its blade wildly, smashing down at the Kirlia. The Kirlia looks up in fear, frozen, as the blade comes flying down, smashing through a Reflect that barely appears in time, directly towards the Kirlia's face. It screams out and falls over, fainted.]
[Dashiela kisses the Pokéball in her hand after the Kirlia is called back and tilts her head at her girlfriend. She didn't truly know she had this side either. She'd seen it, but being on the opposing side is... different.]
[The Espeon looks back its trainer, concerned.]
It's okay. Just do what we practiced. We can still win.
[The Espeon just whimpers and gets into position.]
[The Espeon's eyes glow brightly for a moment before the Ceruledge's blade comes flying, smashing through another Reflect, scratching the Espeon's hind leg. It trills in pain.]
Shadow Claw one more time!
[The poison glob flies out from the Espeon's bead again and lands on the Ceruledge. The blade connects past the reflect and gashes into the Espeon. It falls over, fainted.]
This battle is far from over.
You did amazing, Hazel. We'll get those poffins you love so much after this. Elias, you're up!
[The Hisuian Growlithe barks, wagging its tail wildly, and runs into position.]
[The Ceruledge comes flying towards the pup and narrowly misses it as it digs underground.]
[The Ceruledge shakes its head as it tries to track the Pokémon underground. The ground crumbles underneath it.]
[Elias comes out of the ground, missing the Ceruledge. Dashiela grins wickedly.]
Hehe. Can't use all that speed if you aren't on the ground, can you?
Now! Rock Slide! Hit it hard!
[The Hisuian Growlithe slams around the broken ground and kicks several large rocks into the Ceruledge before it falls back to the ground. It wobbles... and stands back up.]
YEAH, MINT! Shadow Claw once more!
[The Ceruledge whirls around towards the pup and slams into the final Reflects which block the blow. The pup sticks its tongue out, happily wagging. Before the blade connects with the Growlithe, Ceruledge stops and begins clutching its chest. Purple energy balls appear all around it, slamming into it over and over. It falls to its knees, fainted.]
YEAAAAHHHH! I KNEW FUTURE SIGHT WOULD BE WORTH USING!
FUCK-! FUCKING FUCK FUCK!!
[Sol slams her feet on the ground, pulling off her hat and chewing on it aggressively.]
[A Jolteon appears from the ball, and falls to the ground, growling.]
[The Jolteon zips across the field, charging energy.]
[The Jolteon gets right next to the Growlithe, releasing all the energy as it tries to dodge. It hits.]
[Elias digs underground, narrowly dodging the Thunderbolt.]
[Elias appears from underground, attempting to claw at the Jolteon but is covered in electricity, buzzing, and is unable to move. The pink music notes slam directly into the Growlithe's face, and it climbs out of its hole, fainted and shaking.]
Ugh. That Thunder Wave is an issue. Okay, Honey. You're up. I'm sorry. I know we haven't battled together in forever but.. I need you. This is the last time you'll have to deal with me.
[She gives it a sad smile and the Dragalge leans down and rubs its face against Dashiela's hand. As it leans, it looks over towards the camera and its head shoots up in surprise. It cries out.]
I see you, Honey. I'll be there.
[The Dragalge's demeanor shifts as it floats onto the field.]
Let's start with a bang! HYDRO PUMP!
FUCKIN' HELL! DODGE IT AND USE THUNDER WAVE, BEADS!
[The Dragalge takes a moment to charge its colossal attack, rearing backwards, before unleashing a beam of water that covers half of the field. The Jolteon takes it head on, fainting.]
Arc. This... can't be happening. Yam, come on back out.
[The Goodra doubles over due to its poison, but stands.]
[The circular waves of energy blast into the Dragalge and it is visibly hurt, but floating all the same. Purple, toxic tendrils extend from its arms and slam over and over into the Goodra. It falls to its knees, holding itself up with its arms.]
[It wobbles, losing its footing and falling over, fainted.]
Yam... no... no... no it's okay because it can't use poison moves on Sirocco. It won't beat me. She won't. Sirocco you've got this! Come on out!
[Dashiela walks up to her Dragalge and pets it on the back for a few moments. She moves back to her spot and quietly says two words.]
[The Dragalge tilts its head back, opening its mouth as a massive meteor comes flying out of its mouth towards the sky. It slows, cracking apart, and then begins falling down to the ground.]
[The Flygon goes flying across the field, slamming into the Dragalge. It falls backward, but catches itself, and lowers its head to look at it. It's over. Several meteors fall and crash into the Flygon, pulling it to the ground. It faints. Stunned silence fills the field. 10 seconds. 20 seconds.]
...I'll just... turn this off...
