PM: Happy Birthday, Jase. I'm proud of you for making it another year without getting thrown in jail. And, you know, for being an amazing person. You're always going to be my favorite work out buddy, even if you're slow as hell.
PM: Thanks, cuz. Well, almost a year. I did go to jail in Mexico over spring break, but Dylan bailed me out after 3 days. Oh fuck, I never told you about that…
Anyways, I’ve been upping my game and you’re going to be the slow one the next time we hit the gym. Just saying.












