I... didn’t realize that was part of the question? I thought I was just supposed to pick who’d be the best combination in theory. I didn’t think that far ahead!

Nope, Heathy, we’re a team! You can’t just do something for two of us and leave everyone else behind. Also P.S., the latest word on the street from Dijon and Austin is that that’s a no go! I always thought it was destined, too, but apparently they’re not sexually compatible, so we have to cancel it forever.

Valentine’s season means it’s the perfect time for giving girls food, not taking it away from them, dude. They say that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach but ladies dig it when you return the favor. You’re not gonna be able to get by on that kindergarten style of flirting forever, you know.

Thanks for the pro-tip, Food Magician, but I know what girls like, and girls like meeee. Or at least Kristina does, I’m her favorite person in the world, and I don’t need any of the other girls to like me for long. I’m not ready for l*ve yet, mom being the princess of hearts will make her get heart eyes and want to stay forever. Besides, what kind of noob shares food?