@darlinghearted said: she has a very ugly very handmade sweater for this cute humble blond !
Christ, itâs ugly. The ladies at his knitting class wouldnât know what to do with themselves if they saw this thing. There's not enough fake sympathy in the world to muster a convincing âoh, wow, thatâs nice,â which would be a problem for anyone but Tony because he loves it, in all its hideous glory. Between his initial awe and his effort to pull the sweater over his head the second it was given to him, he barely manages a muffled thank you in her direction. Heâs planning to reiterate his graduate once he his head pokes through the collar because this really is a great gift, as thoughtful and ugly as it is, and he knows heâs going to wear this sweater as often as he can because his best friend put in the time to make it for him and thereâs nothing more impressive than that. In fact, every time he wears it, heâs going to tell people about how much he appreciates his best friendâ
and actually itâs also hannibal buress birthday on the fourth too so ?
He pauses to narrow his eyes at her.
   âYou couldnât just let me have a day to myself, could you?â Heâs still putting the sweater on, and itâs going to stay on for the rest of the day, but these next ten seconds? These next ten seconds heâs going to be bitter.