#darling rambles

Fun fact: deer and snakes are both predators of each other, but only very rarely in specific scenarios!

If pythons like burmese pythons invade an ecosystem where deer are, they will swallow them whole and it can be disastrous for the ecosystem because it decreases mammal population significantly and they can take on deer that are more than 2/3rds of their size.

However, in a situation where deer do not have enough plants to sustain them, they will find (or more commonly, if the snake crosses their path) their local, smaller snakes, such as ratsnakes, stomp on them and kick them until they die, then feast, due to being opportunistic feeders.

Like imagine you’re there to try to help him get reintegrated into modern life. Introduce him to new things, explain the history that he missed, and really just find himself in this strange and new world.

Maybe you’re sitting in your apartment late at night and asking him about his time pre-capsicle, y’know?

Maybe he mentions that he didn’t have much experience and how he felt about Bucky’s clear charms. Maybe he talks about how weird it was to have ladies look at him after the serum.

Maybe you make a casual joke about sex that makes Steve pause and his brain short-circuit for a second.

So now, you’re left explaining that sex isn’t some taboo thing and it’s not considered as inappropriate to talk about publicly as it was back then (even though there were definitely some freaks back then, don’t let people lie to you). You even apologize if it made him uncomfortable. The guy is still adjusting to this time period and you’re trying to explain sex culture to him. Not exactly a normal conversation topic for him.

Your attempt to apologize somehow ends up more like you word-vomiting about your kinks to Captain America as you explain the difference in how sex is discussed now. He’s stunned into silence. Still visible cool and collected like his always is, but not able to form a full coherent thought.

There’s a lull in conversation before he asks how you found out what you liked. You then have the choice between lying or explaining porn to Steve’s face.

You somehow choose to explain porn and experimenting with partners. He seems worried at the idea of sex changing so much from what he had learned and experienced before the ice. You make a joke about being willing to let him experiment with you so he doesn’t have to find a random person to be comfortable with. He asks if you’re serious or not and you realize that you may have been joking a few seconds ago but now you’re painfully certain.

Long story short, you end up jerking him off while sitting on his thigh. He pants and moans and you suddenly have the first avenger turning to putty in your hands. His orgasm comes far early that he wants it to but you just whisper how happy you are that he felt comfortable with you. How happy you were to make him feel good.

And when asks about you, you just say that you both can worry about that next time as you go to wash your hands.

And then you two start experimenting with a fuck ton of kinks. Steve is just as eager to learn as you are to teach.

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Need them to tell me how they didn’t want to be so fucking stuffed and achy, but they did it all for me. Did it because they know that’s what I want. They know I love when they eat a lot.

I need them to blame me for it too. Blame me for making them like this… eager to please. Tell me how they need my belly rubs because I’m the only person who gives such good ones.

New-To-Gotham!reader as soon as Batman lets his guard down :

I need ya help! Given SHINee's recent comeback, they're all I can really think about at present. I have a rather long SHINee fic in the works that I am having a blast writing, as well as two shorter ones, cause again, Atmos is on replay in my brain forever now.

HOWEVER. I got an idea for a scene in the long fic that COULD, theoretically, be a stand alone moment and written with another group, to break up the imminent SHINee content flood. What I'll give you about the scene: Involves 1 sickie, 2 caretakers, in-fighting amongst caretakers, and an incident with the shower.

Thus, my question for you:

it ties into voyeurism/exhibitionism, humiliation, potential praise/degradation, on top of just the obsessive love and need to have someone. the unbearable feelings of lust… and its so cute too

so many missed opportunities for darling who shows off in case their stalker is watching.. constantly putting on some kind of show and hoping their stalker is watching/getting off on it

and stalkers that are so embarrassed about how badly they need their darling… following them around in public and getting so hot and bothered by just the site of them doing anything. the sway of their hips as they walk, their smile, even them doing innocent things.