I’ve never been in a poly relationship but I can’t get over how fast these people get together like the range of emotions they work through would take me weeks to deal with. What do you mean you’re in a life or death competition for the title you’ve worked for your entire life and suddenly you’re in a throuple. You marry a literal murderer for the sake of your city and he fucks your ex and you fuck his sister then you’re all in love. The woman you love forgives the man who set her up to be killed and now you’re a unit. All of this in like a week.

Omg, Helen using the "why don't you just piss on his leg if you're going to stake your claim so blatantly" line against Achilles is so funny. You just know Eros got drunk one night and told her about Psyche saying that to Aphrodite and she was so excited to have a chance to use it.