Who is the most attractive servant and the least attractive servant in tezca's opinion-
"Finally my expertise is required! Alright, sit down mija because we're going for a ride. We're distilling this to the best of the best!
"First off, naturally we're eliminating all the kiddos, all the ladies as wellβ sorry, but I was the one who they asked the question to. All gods too, not interested. So, we're left with adult men and all those male-aligned. How do we go from there?
"Looks are not that relevant to me, although I will admit I do love myself a big hairy man. So, let's focus on character instead. We're sending away all the cowards who would run from a fight and all those who fear death. Also anyone from Spain, France, Italy, or Britain. I said what I said."
"To finish, we leave out all those without a goal or who reject their own wants. The pool is smaller now, so I'm going down to the core characteristics I look for. Someone who's strong, someone who doesn't hesitate, someone who keeps going until he can't anymore and yet a bit more. Someone who will accept death's embrace once it comes, and die with their eyes open. To finish, someone who carried pain and a burden, yet doesn't let himself be dragged down by it. Redoble de tambores!"
"William Tell! I will admit there was a close call with Camazotz, but there's something about Tell's quiet acceptance of death that simply gets to me. And he is, of course, a fellow hunter as well, and one who refuses to bow down to anyone but goes down fighting. And have you looked at him? Now that's a man! You bet he could carry me with a single arm! There you have it then! This has been Almighty Tezcatlipoca's hot take. Peace out."
