Phil: Hey babe, can you pass me the remote?
Dan: "I mean I could, but, why would I want to?" ;)
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Phil: Hey babe, can you pass me the remote?
Dan: "I mean I could, but, why would I want to?" ;)
Phil: ....
Dan: ....
Phil: ....
Dan: it's selen-
Phil: get out of my house

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Dan Howell Imagine - Movie Premier
I wake up at approximately 8 in the morning out of pure excitement. Today is my boyfriend's movie opening. It isn't a big role, but it still counts as his first movie. I untangle myself from his arms, careful not to wake him up. First, I head downstairs to our home workout room. I run my daily mile and finish my squat routine. The exercise helps me to relax and it doesn't hurt to strengthen the buns. I head to the kitchen and pull out all the ingredients for pancakes, knowing the recipe by heart because they're Dan's favourites. I hear footsteps coming down the stairs and I smile to myself. "I think I smell heaven!" Dan enters the kitchen pajama clad. "Those kirby pants never get old," I laugh to myself. He smiles and hugs me from behind. "Sweaty and beautiful," he whispers in my ear. I laugh and push him away. "Well at least I try to stay in shape." He pouts. "I was talking about the pancakes." I can't control the stupid grin on my face. We sit down at the breakfast bar and grab a helping of pancakes. "Perfectly golden brown." He says squeezing lemon over his pancakes. "I'm excited for today, male technician 1." He replies, "Me too. There's supposed to be an actual Baymax there." His eyes roll back as he takes a bite. "Jesus Christ these are delicious." He leans over and gives me a kiss, tasting of sugar and pancake. "Mmm," I hum. "I should probably eat my own pancakes though." We laugh. After breakfast is done, I head to the bathroom. Turning on the shower head, I undress and grab my special exfoliating scrub. "What's that for?" Dan asks, scaring me. "Shit, Dan." I hold my heart. "I didn't even hear you come in." He shrugs. "I need a shower too." He takes off his clothes and I follow him into the shower. He raises the shower head so the water actually reaches his hair, grinning down at me. "I hate you," I say. He presses our bodies close and runs his hands through my dampening hair. "Well I love you." He looks into my eyes and I feel like melting. He grabs the shampoo and begins to wash my hair. I sink my back into his chest and close my eyes. He kisses my shoulder as water rinses out suds. "You know," I say opening my eyes. "I would do the same if your head wasn't so far up. He laughs while shampooing his own hair. I grab my body scrub and wash myself in the meantime. He runs his hands over my body. "Smooth." He concludes. I laugh and grab his body wash. He watches me as my hands work his body clean. I focus on massaging every muscle. He lets out a sigh of contentment. Too soon, we're finished. I step out of the shower, handing Dan a towel. He kisses me thank you. "Shit." I look at the clock. "I have to go to Phil's to get ready." He hurriedly gets dressed, and I put on a robe. "Good luck. I'll see you there. Love you." I give him a hug. He gives me a smile. "Love you too." I spend the next 4 hours lazily getting ready and watching Gossip Girl on the TV. When I arrive at the event, there are paparazzi everywhere. The main cast must already be here. I park my car in the venue's parking lot and head for the back entrance. I do not want to go through the red carpet area. I give the security guard my name ,and he lets me through. I sit down in the lounge and watch the TV's explaining the action going on the red carpet. Dan and Phil's limo drives up soon and the paparazzi swarm them. Of course, they look wonderful. I smile to myself seeing Dan's selection of suit, black and white of course. They go through a stream of interviews and finally make it to me in the lounge. "Hey male technician 1 and 2." I stand up and hug Phil. "Hey Jamie. You look beautiful." I step back and lean into Dan's embrace. "Not so bad yourself, Lester." He laughs. I wrap my arm around Dan's waist and look up at him. "You do look beautiful." He ducks his head down and gives me a kiss. "I see you've stuck to the colours on your colour wheel," I comment. He chuckles. "You know me." We chat for a little before someone from the crew leads us to our seats. The director comes out and says a few opening words and soon we are watching the movie. When Dan and Phil's scene comes up I nearly rip their arms off I get so excited. "Your voice is so sexy on that male technician," I whisper into Dan's ear. He chokes back a laugh. After the movie is over, we all applaud and head to the after party. They cut a giant cake in the shape of Baymax's head. Both Dan and Phil are chatting to one of the producers so I head over to the table to grab cake for all of us. I feel a hand on my back as I try to weave through the crowd of people. "Can I buy you a drink?" A man my age whom I recognise as the voice of the main character meets me when I turn around. "You're Ryan Potter!" I say enthusiastically. "Congrats! You did amazing with the character. I loved it." He gives me a smile. "I mean, playing a 15 can't be that hard." I politely laugh. "Maybe." He steps closer. "So my offer still stands. How about a drink?" I shake my head. "Sorry I don't drink." He nods. "Of course. A pretty girl like you can't drink alcohol and still have skin like that." I keep the conversation modest. "Well I credit it to my Japanese father." He studies my face. "So is my father! I assume you're mixed?" He asks. "Yeah my mother is Hispanic." He nods. "The two most beautiful races." He laughs and I smile. A big hand that I recognise finds its way around my waist. "Hey Ryan!" Dan says not letting his jealously show. Ryan's eyes flash down to Dan's protective arm around my waist. I internally laugh at the situation. What are we? Animals? "Dan! It's been a success! Am I right?" Dan laughs loudly. "Yeah man! This is Jamie, my girlfriend." If Ryan is disappointed he hides it. I give a short wave. "Want some cake?" Dan asks me. "Yeah sure." I reply. "Well I'll see you later I guess, Dan. You know Jamie if this guy ever gets out of hand," Ryan winks. "I'm here." He walks away leaving both Dan and I in shock. "Let's get cake for the road," I suggest. We take my car home and the ride is spent singing along to Muse avoiding conversation. "Can you unzip my dress?" I ask Dan once we are back home. "Of course, love." He moves my hair and carefully unzips the dress. "You looked beautiful tonight." He says. I take off the dress and lay it on the chair next to our bed. Walking up to Dan, I pull him into a kiss. "You know I love you, right?" I look into his eyes. "Yes." He sighs. "He just made me kind of jealous." I reach up and take off Dan's blazer laying it on top of my dress. I unbutton his shirt and his hands rest on my hips, feeling the smooth skin. "You don't need to be jealous. I've only got eyes for you." Dan shrugs out of the shirt and leans down to kiss me. I open my mouth, letting his tongue invade my mouth. I quickly unzip his dress pants. "Legs for days." I smile against his lips. He presses our bodies close. His hands travel to my butt, squeezing. "Dan, please." I sit on the bed as he takes his briefs off. He lays down and I straddle his waist. Our breathing becomes quicker as our kissing deepens. "Maybe I should start jogging," he says breathless. I laugh. "Love if you keep wiggling your butt I'm not going to last very long." I get off of him and once again laugh. He lay on my stomach and his pulls off my panties. "Safety first," I hear him say rolling on a condom. I bury my head into the pillow. I love this dork. He props my hips up and slowly pushes in. My heart is pounding. His body conforms to mine and he resists the want to take me quick. "You okay?" I adjust and one nod has him gently thrusting in and out picking up pace. I listen to his low grunts and try to suppress any of my strange noises. "Breathe, love," Dan says. My vision goes blurry as we both reach our highs. "Congratulations, Dan. I'm so proud of you." I say one final time. He kisses my cheek. "Love you."
imagine you walking through the busy streets, suddenly by fate you look up - and you lock eyes with none other than dan howell, he walks up to you, leaning towards your ear, your heart starts racing, you wonder if he's feeling as nervous as you, and then he whispers gently into your ears... "papaya"
Driven Insane
tbh i like this idea and i actually had a good idea omg
Genre: pssh, no one needs a genre
Rating: a five year old could read this and not be traumatized if that tells you anything
okay now don't go asking for prompts because i probably won't do them okay okay
It's 3:25 am, and she should be asleep. But she isn't. She can only think about him, and the way him, and the way he makes her feel. But no, she shouldn't be thinking about him or anything related to him, because they're a world's length apart.
But she still thinks about him.
He thinks about her too. They had both decided before she left that a world couldn't keep them apart. But at this point, that didn't matter. They let the distance get between them, and they stopped talking, stopped Skyping, stopped calling, stopped texting. They lost each other.
And now all she can think about is his brown hair and mesmerizing brown eyes and they way he treated her so well, and how she'll probably never get that back. And all he's thinking about is her blonde hair and bright green eyes and how they captivated him and how she was always so sensitive and innocent and how nothing ever fazed her, and how he'll probably never get that back.
The thought is driving her insane. Beyond insane. She feels like it's destroying her mind, the thought of never having him back. She accidentely let him become the biggest part of her life. She let him take over, when she promised that she wouldn't let him. She wanted to be with him while she was in London for the time being, and then she would go back to New York. But no, he captivated her, and she let him in. She made this mistake.
And he didn't want to let her become such a huge part of her life, either. He knew that she had to leave soon. He was going to just let her fall out of his life. But he can't do that now, because he let her become his entire world.
And now they don't talk, they don't see each other, and they have no intention of taking the flight to London or New York to see each other.
And they'll never see each other again.
And it's driving them insane.
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I think this is one of my favourite pharases of Dan.
A Study in Oculesics
A/N: i should be studying *grandma voice* technology is toxic
yeh idk im at a university library pretending to study there r lots of cute male specimens in my eye range and my hand slipped and i wrote this oh no
Oculesics: the study of eye contact; one of the most basic forms of human communication*