#daniel stopwatch

Drawing kiddos is very fun and cute NGL. Hannah is winning my heart.

mr. davidson is catholic. i will not be elaborating.

wilbur cross was one of the lead scientists who created the portal into the black and white, which was why he was adamant that he be the one to test it.

on that note, peip is a joint military group. john came out of the army, wilbur and xander both came from air force. colonel schaffer is a marine.

robert's siren cop is just an early appearance of officer bailey, to me.

boy jerry and gary goldstein are twin brothers. they're cousins to paul but the matthews (and lipschitzs) simply Do Not Associate. richie is never in any danger of being sent to abstinence camp.

there were murders when ted was at abstinence camp, but they weren't by lumberaxe. they were by jerry, who also attended camp that year and met girl jeri and handled his newfound attraction about as well as grace chasity.

on a related note, part of jerry's intense hostility to pete in abstinence camp and his certainty that he's romantically interested in girl jeri comes from the fact that ted and girl jeri were friendly during that summer at camp, which he, of course, took as blatant sexual interest. i cannot state enough how close ted came to dying that summer i have so many headcanons about ted and the jerries summer at abstinence camp someone pls ask me about them

daniel (stopwatch) is gary goldstein's son

the lauters and jagermans are both hatchetmen families. that's why solomon knew where to find the black book hidden in the witchwood, and why max has been afraid of ghosts his 'whole life'.

Emma found out about each of Paul's relatives separately.

First Emma scratched someone's car, and while they were discussing what to do about it, Paul said, "If it comes down to it, I can get in contact with Gary." "Gary Goldstein? You're on a first name basis with the only lawyer in town?" "Yeah. He's my older brother."

A couple of weeks later, Emma's talking about the rare instances when she actually remembers something about the Beanie's customers, and she mentions a guy with really weird and greasy, anime-like hair. "Huh. I didn't know Richie liked Beanie's." "Who?" "Richie. My nephew. With the anime hair."

An ad for Camp Idontwannabang comes up on TV, and Emma recalls her horrible summer at Camp Idontwannabang as a teenager. Then Paul pulls out the, "I'm glad I never had to go. My cousin's one of the counselors — well, one of the directors now — so my parents decided I shouldn't have to spend an entire summer with him." "Boy Jerry's your fucking cousin?"

While on their way somewhere, they run into Daniel outside the Roller-rama. Emma's like, "God, I feel like I've seen that kid outside the Roller-rama ten times." "Yeah, Daniel goes there a lot." "Why the fuck do you know his name?" "He's my other nephew."

Finally, Paul brings Emma to a family gathering, where she spots the identical Lipschitz twins, who she's always assumed to be the same person when she's seen them separately. "There's TWO of them?" "Yeah, that's Trevor. My third nephew."